The Fiore Blind Date Service

by EsmeraThelran

Most of the Mages is Fiore have signed up to The Fiore Blind Date Service. They are after many things, eternal love, a night of fun, or maybe even just a friend. The problem is, the matching system is a little broken and has come up with some 'interesting' results. Full Summary inside

2. Chapter 2

The Fiore Blind Date Service

Authors notes: ok, if I don't get requests, I'll be using a random pairing gernerator I made on a spreadsheet to give me inspiration, so don't worry I worked out that there are well over 3000 possible pairings.

Other things, I have no preferences when it comes to yaoi, yuri or het fics, some pairings I like, and others I loathe.

All the chapters are independant from each other, so don't worry about continuity it does not need to exist.

And finally:

I have just started work, so I won't be updating as much as I would like, I'll try to keep the updates to once a week at the weekend at some time.

Chapter 2 - Love at first fight?

"What did you call me Ice Whore?"

"Does is matter Flame Brain?"

"That's it, I'm gonna beat you for sure now!"

"Oi, don't steal my lines!"

"Argh, put some clothes on"

"Why should I?"

BANG

SMASH

CRASH

THUD

"What are you two up to?"

"EEEEK, uh, uh."

"Just some male bonding time."

"Yeah male bonding time."

"Ok, but try to keep the noise down, people are trying to sleep."

"Ok, sorry."

"Yeah, sorry"

Natsu and Grey waited until she was out of sight before slumping to the floor.

"Hah, Erza is scary."

"Yeah, though how did she find us?"

-A Few streets away-

"Ah Erza-san is everything ok?"

"Yes, they we just having some male bonding time Juvia, don't worry."

"Male bonding, does that mean. . . Natsu and. . . Grey-sama. . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"