The Fiore Blind Date Service

by EsmeraThelran

Most of the Mages is Fiore have signed up to The Fiore Blind Date Service. They are after many things, eternal love, a night of fun, or maybe even just a friend. The problem is, the matching system is a little broken and has come up with some 'interesting' results. Full Summary inside

3. Chapter 3

Fiore Blind Date Service

Authors notes: Ok, sorry about the lack of update last week, but plot bunnies have been going crazy so there will be a double post.

Chapter 3: SpicyCool

Grey swallowed and wondered what he had done to deserve this.

"Ice boy!"

"Ah, sorry, I think I got the wrong location."

"Come on Ice Boy!"

Why me? Why sugarboy? How do I get out of this?

"All this running is spicy!"

"Argh someone HELP!"

But no one answered.

"Ice Boy, wait up!"

"HELL NO!"

THUD

He crashed into a wall and groaned.

"I've caught you Ice Boy."

"Keep away, keep away!"

"Grey-sama!?"

I'm gonna regret this, but I have no choice.

"Juvia, I could use a hand here."

"Wait, is he harassing Gray-sama?"

"Eh?"

"Yes he is so can you help me get rid of him?"

"JUVIA WON'T LET YOU TOUCH GREY-SAMA!"

-The next day-

"Oh Grey did you hear about the Tsunami that nearly destroyed Crocus?" Erza asked.

"Yeah." Grey was wiped out on the floor.

"And why are your clothes soaked?"

"Crocus."

"Wait you were there? What happened?"

"Didn't like Blind Date."

"And?"

"Juvia saw."

"So the Tsunami was Juvia?"

"Uh-huh, then she wouldn't let go."

"So her or your original date?" Lucy asked.

"My original date was Sugarboy, I'd rather date Natsu than him."