Title: Moonlight
Commission: "Günter x Dakascos."
Rating: T
Note: Wow. Just wow. I seriously had no idea what to do with this one. Smeep, I tried my very best. Don't forget that. But since I seem to have come down with the dreaded SWINE FLU I will be confined to my bed for… a long time, so hopefully I'll be able to get a few chapters done this weekend.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kyo Kara Maoh, because if I did then Julia would have had one thing that didn't scream Mary Sue about her.
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It had started when Günter found Sangria staring at him from across the room. Thinking that there might be something wrong with his usually stunning appearance, he immediately fled the banquet hall where they had been sitting and into a restroom where he could survey the perfection that was him personified.
But the strange thing was, there seemed to be nothing wrong with his flawless face; no spinach in his teeth, no unsightly dot of red piercing his milk-colored complexion. There must have been some other reason that Sangria had been staring at him.
That was when Günter looked down at his flowing robes and noticed it.
It happened to be a rather large red stain that ran down from his collar to the middle of his stomach. The stain was most undoubtedly wine, and then a flash of his getting up to greet his majesty while drinking a glass of wine ran through his head. The rush to welcome his majesty must have caused the wine glass to tip over onto his clothing! That had been a half hour ago! Had he really been seen with such an unsightly stain on his garments that entire time?
"Oh, I could just die of shame!" Günter said dramatically to himself as he felt the urge to pass out. "I need to think of a way to change my clothes without being seen by his majesty!" Suddenly, a thought popped into his head. "That may just work…" He giggled as he exited the restroom.
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Hoping that no one would see him as he snuck around, Günter attempted to pretend to be one of the Earth 'ninjas' that Yuri had told him about. Quite successfully, he was able to replicate their stealthy way of movement, and get to Dakascos without being noticed by the other party guests.
"Psssst." He whispered from behind a pillar near where Dakascos was stationed. "PSSSSST." He said once again, this time capturing Dakascos's attention. The bald man jumped with surprise. Günter made a mental note to keep Dakascos on simpler missions. If such a beautiful person as Günter frightened him, then maybe he was not suited to provide protection for his highness.
"Wha-wha-what is it?" Dakascos asked with shock. Günter put his finger to his lips in the universal 'quiet' sign, and beckoned Dakascos towards him. Reluctantly, Dakascos followed, rubbing his bald head with a hand as he did.
The two did not stop until they were situated in front of Günter's chambers. Finally, Dakascos couldn't handle it anymore; he needed to know what was going on. "Your lordship! I'm going to be fired if I don't return to the party soon and-" He paused, seeing the look of utter despair on Günter's snow white face. "Your lordship?"
"Oh Dakascos, I knew that you wouldn't understand my situation. But please," in an unusually out of character moment Günter got down upon his knees to beg. "Please Dakascos, all of my clothes are in the servant's quarters to be washed, would you get some for me?"
It was a tough decision, but Günter's puppy eyes were what really did it.
With a resolved sigh, Dakascos agreed. "Fine, but it'll take a few minutes." Günter bowed his head with gratitude and watched Dakascos's head as he left to go retrieve the garments. A deep feeling of… gratitude pooled in Günter's stomach, making the little butterflies that were usually reserved for seeing King Yuri dance around.
Not that he felt the same emotions towards Dakascos as he did towards King Yuri. Not at all; it was just that… The way that the moon hit Dakascos's head was rather beautiful.
Shaking these feelings away, Günter entered his chambers and shed his soiled clothing. It would only be a few minutes more until Dakascos brought him beautiful new clothing and he would be able to rejoin the party.
As if on cue, there was a knock on Günter's door. "Your lordship?"
"Ah! Dakascos!" He said as he opened the door wide. It wasn't until he saw the blush crawl over Dakascos's face that he realized that he was… well… wide open to the world. A look of horror spread across Günter's own face. "Oh my word. I-I-I…"
"You know your lordship, you don't have to put them back on."
A silence grew between the two men for a moment.
"D-D-Dakascos?" Günter managed to stutter.
"And if you'd like, I could accompany you while you're… in this state. In your room, of course."
Günter stood there for a moment, looking like a codfish with his mouth open wide and nearly falling to the ground. Though, after realizing that while he stood there impersonating a salmon he was exposed, he grabbed Dakascos and pulled him into his room. Before long the two of them were in a much anticipated lip lock, Günter rubbing his hands over Dakascos's smooth head.
Then the door opened, and once Dakascos and Günter were able to remove themselves from one another, it revealed a very confused looking Lasagna, holding a tray with a bowl of soup on it.
"I saw you leave, your lordship, and I thought you may have been feeling ill, so I-I-I-" The tray dropped and the soup spilled over the stone that made up the hallway outside the room. "I'M SO EXCITED!"
Dakascos and Günter just stared.
"I HAVE TO GET DORIA! You see, Sangria and I thought that this was going to happen, but Doria said that it would never happen. Shows her! This is so exciting. Ah, if only I had some way to document this moment. It's so beautiful!"
And Dakascos and Günter just stared as she ran down the hallway, yelling for her friends to come before it was over.
"Your lordship?" Dakascos asked, in awe.
"Yes?" Günter replied, yet again feeling very, very naked.
"What were we thinking?" He asked.
"You know Dakascos, I'm not quite sure." He paused. "So where did you put those clothes?"
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Fin
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Next Week: In a true "Rule 34" fashion, a Conrad x Murata.