So today my trainer, Ash, piratically killed me. If it wasn't for the police escort to ER I doubt I would be writing this right now. Thankfully I got better but I have to say the service was slightly annoying. In mid procedure I started to come around just in time for a boat load of stupid. Basically someone got the idea that if you strap a light bulb to the head of an electric pokemon then the bulb will light up. And so they tried it and spoiler alert it worked. The nerve of nurses now days!

Ohh but there is soooo much more. Next thing you know I met the most annoying group of people in the world. They call themselves team rocket. And if I'm not mistaken after the 100th time they said it, their names are Jessie and James. And they have about three pokemon that I know of. Thankfully after I did the dirty work they wern't hard to beat.

On the up side I met a new friend namd Misty and I think she's going to hang around for a while with Ash and me. I can't wait because she seems really nice!

~Pikachu