ZPC chapter 3:Plans
All is going according to plan. Zib thought as he sped over to Tak's stolen spittle.
"Hey! Stop!" The ship warned transforming into it's Dib-Mech-Form-Thingy-thing…thing. "You're not Dib!"
"More or less." Zib said as he reached for the mech.
"Don't touch me, alien scum!" Shouted the mech. "I don't know who you are, but you better not come near me!" He then revealed some dangerous looking guns and some sharpish thingies.
"Put that shit away," Zib said calmly. "You know they don't realy do anything."
"You don't know that!"
"Try me."
The mech let his fake crap retract into his arms, sighed, and stood down.
"Good ship." Zib said as tentacle like arms sprouted from his PAK and reached for the mech. "I'm going to reinstall my memory into your databanks. Let's make this quick, shall we?"
"What do you mean reinstall?" The mech asked, becoming alarmed.
"Think of it as a little update."Zib calmly stated as the arms reached seemingly random parts on the mech."This won't hurt a bit. At least not for me!" He finished in a now hellish voice.
"No stop!" Cried the mech through his pain. "Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"Laughed Zib. "HA HA HA!"
Just the door to the house swung open, slamming against the wall. In the doorway stood Gaz, Zib's little sister, who usually closed her eyes was glaring at Zib.
"Dib!' She shouted. She paused as she noticed the changes in Dib, then continued. "I don't know what is going on but you better shut the FUCK up and let me slay vampire piggies or else I'll-"
"You'll what?!" Zib shouted impatiently. "You can't do anything to me!"
Gaz shrieked. She had never had anyone stand up to her, especially not Dib! What is going on? Gaz thought. The world is ending! I don't have enough time to finish my games! Gaz ran to her room stuffed a pillow in her fave and cried.
Hours later~
"Perfect!" Zib said when he stepped back to admire his work. There stood a large spittle with four wings and real thingies! Ut was now grayish white, with black windshield. "All is going according to plan." Zib repeated.
Mother of god… Zib stood up to Gaz! Maybe the world is ending! Maybe this will al go in Zib's favor! Maybe Zim is still sitting in the driveway Find out next time on, ZPC! lol