Sacks of filthy pork waffles, YOU'RE BACK! Are you ready for Z. 4? Well, it does not realy matter now does it? lol. Last chapter, Zib updated his mech thing and mentally kicked Gaz's ass! What will happen next? Well, sittin' here wonderin' 'bout what's happenin' next ain't doin' us any good! *Cleans up all the apostrophes off the ground*
Z.P.C. chapter 4: Plans pt2
Soon. Zib thought. Preparations are almost complete. I travel to Irk and take place as tallest! I can almost feel the power I will obtain!
One by one, Zib checked his supplies.
"I have everything!" He shouted to himself. " Prepare to take flight; destination, planet Irk."
"Yes master." His ship responded. "Anything else?"
Zim tore through box after box of spare parts.
I have to stop Dib! Zim thought to himself as he picked only specific parts. He did not know how he knew-just the fact that he knew- not that he geussed or tried to figure out, he just knew.
"SQUEAK!" Squeaked minimoose, Zim's cleverly disguised doomsday device, as he flew through the room with GIR riding atop him.
"Minimoose! Gir!" Zim barked. "Get out of the lab! Your AMAZING master, ZIM is at work!"
"Okie-dokie!" Gir screamed as he crashed minimoose through the wall right next to the door.
Good, I can finnish this. Zim thught as he threw the last of the mandatory parts into a massive pile behind him. Now the real work begins!
Zib sat in his command chair as he typed in numerous codes into his ship's computer.
"FIRING PHOTON BLASTERS!" The shrill, metalic voice of his newly-updated robotic battle mech transforming deadly ship thing of doom. A large gun barrel revealed itself and started to glow and hum with energy, and soon ejected the energy out as a deep blue energy ball, which destroyed the garage door, as well as the house across the street.
"Dafuq?" A very large and sweaty man questioned as he looked around at his newly destroyed house in disbelief. He was surprised to see that the TV, against all of logic and nature, had miraculously survived the explosion, and was on the scary monkey show. A small amount of drool dripped off his lips as he poured all of his intrest and life force into that monkey.
"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Screamed Zib as he hugged his sqeedlyspooch. "THAT WAS BRILLIANT!( A.N: He will soon start to show more signs of Zim's personality such as his stupidity, anger, and ego.)
"Do it again!"
KABOOM!
"Again!"
KABOOM!
"Again!"
KABOOM!
"Again!"
KABOOM!
"Ha ha!" Zib laughed triumphantly.
"Dib?" Called a deep voice. Ever so slowly, the door connecting the house to the garage was opened revealing Professor Membrane, Zib's father.
Professor Membrane was a man of real science and he had never thought of things like bigfoot or aliens to exist, because of this he had no words that could even begin to express what was going on in his mind.
In front of him, to his horror, was an alien! An alien! Just what he tried to convince himself that there were none of!
"D-dib?" He uncertainly asked.
"Yes father?" Zib said with his hellish voice and grinned.
"Are y-you realy D-d-dib?" Membrane asked.
"Yes. As you can see, I am now different !