Okay, okay I admit that I got REALLY lazy with my fanfic work. But since I'm more up to date with this stuff, hopefully I can update more easily and faster. Hopefully I can ALSO get this updated again early this week.
Deaths: Goombario MsMowz Paperyoshi DK Koopie Peach Lakilester
Chapter 8
Characters Left: Mario, Luigi, Daisy, Yoshi, Birdo, Toadette, Toad, Dixie Kong, Diddy Kong, Boo, Dry Bones, Wario, Waluigi, Goombella, Koops, Flurrie, Vivian, Bobbery, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Bow, Sushi, Lakilulu, Luvbi, Jojora, and Silvia.
"OKAY! So what do we do then!?!??! Do we wait for death or something!! We have to get the police to help us! It's rediculous how we lost 4 people already, without even bothering to get help!!" Lakilulu yelled.
"You honestly think they are gonna help us!? The police don't give a shit about us! They'll just think we're crazy!" Luigi said.
"Well, if it's the only thing that can stop these deaths then that's what we're doing! It's time for us to stop hiding and crying and time to defeat this bastard." Vivian stated.
"She's right. It's foolish to stay here, waste time, and have people die. We need to go right now." Yoshi said.
"Okay! If we're going then let's go and not waste anymore time then because we are just standing here basically waiting to get killed." Koops said.
"Alright then. Let's just walk to the police station..." Mario gestured.
"Oh no no no! We are NOT walking out in the open where that ugly wind spirit (Flurrie) and that demented light bulb (Watt) have a chance of killing one of us! We will wait for Toad and Toadette and take the car." Daisy complained.
"I'm gonna freakin kill all of you if we don't get our butts moving cause this is soooooooo annoying..." Wario said with a yawn.
"I know, it's like deciding whether to eat M and M's or a milky way candy bar." Waluigi added.
"That's a HORRIBLE comparison!" Bombette said.
"I know, right. Go to comedy school." Kooper added.
"There is no such thing as a comedy school! Where do you get your facts from?" Goombella asked.
"I get them from your mom. Go figure." Kooper answered with a smirk.
"I don't have a mom, she died two years ago so stick it." Goombella replied.
"As if any of us care about that." Dry Bones said.
"HEY!!! RESPECT MY MOM OR ELSE YOU WILL MEET YOUR IMPENDING DOOM!!!" Goombella fiercely yelled.
"Too bad boos like me don't have an impending doom because we can't die...haha." Boo said.
"I wish I could die so I can see what it's...oh wait! I'm already dead! Roffles!" Bow said.
"But wait, can't boos die also? I mean, do ghosts turn in to ghosts when they die?" Birdo asked.
"Yeah, it's a never ending process. When we die, we always come back to earth like several years later." Bow answered.
"Wow, this is probably the most boring conversation I've ever heard in my life." Bobbery said.
Now, for some reason, the remaining characters didn't realize that their convos went incredibly off topic. How silly of them.
Let's see where Toad and Toadette is at:
Toadette was driving Mario's van with Toad down an empty street. It was night time and there seemed to be no activity outside.
"So we show them this newspaper and we'll try to conclude who it is?" Toad asked.
"Yep, pretty much. And we're gonna have to prevent anymore deaths no matter what!" Toadette replied.
"We tried to do that last time, and look what happened! It's impossible to save everyone, unless we find the killer REAL soon and kill him or her." Toad said.
"We're just gonna have to do our- WOAH!!!!!" Toadette shrieked as something striked in to the top left wheel of the van.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Toad shrieked as his heart was beating fast.
"Something hit the wheel!" Toadette yelled. Next, the top right wheel was struck in to by "something" as well.
"What the hell is doing this!?" Toadette screamed as she was driving out of control. She didn't even notice that she was still driving incredibly fast.
Let's check on Flurrie and Watt:
"Hey, thanks for saving me back there. I couldn't stand that place." Flurrie said as her and watt were walking in to a cemetary.
"No problem. I had to create some type of confusion for them, so this was the perfect plan." Watt hapily replied.
"Wait...so are you the murderer? Or are you just trying to escape the drama?" Flurrie suspiciously asked.
"Well, what do YOU think?" Watt asked. Flurrie just stood there looking at her with a confused look.
"Oh...well, I think..." Flurrie started to say, but suddenly a huge rock hit that came out of nowhere hit at Watt's face and knocked her out badly.
"Oh snap..." Flurrie shrieked.
Back to the group:
Everyone was still standing around impatiently waiting for the arrival of the 2 toads.
"Why is the killer doing this to us!? What did we ever do to them!? And why did he kill my BF? I'll commit suicide if we don't find this killer...or monster!" Lakilulu said.
"Monster? There's...there's a monster lurking around the city and it's coming to eat us all?!!" Koops shrieked.
"That's not what she meant! She meant that a monster might come and kill us all if we don't kill the killer that will kill us because we're too stupid to kill them." Diddy said.
"I speak English." Parakarry replied.
Suddenly, out of the blue, Mario's van came speeding up the driveway at an incredibly fast pace and crashed in to the garage, creating a disastrous mess.
"Was that an elephant?" Luvbi asked.
"No, it was a tiger! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS!?" Sushi yelled with a facepalm.
"...An elephant." Luvbi replied.
The group headed over to the garage only to find that the van was a total mess and everything in the garage was too.
"Oh no! I hope my bike is okay!" Luigi shrieked.
"Forget about your bike! I'm worried about that bumper sticker that's on the ground!" Jojora said.
"Oh...we're okay!" Toadette shouted. Her and Toad got out of the van with ease and walked over to the group.
"What happened? Why did the van crash? And why do I feel like something is gonna happen next?" Silvia asked.
"The van crashed because someone or something striked the tires so the van went out of control and I couldn't control where it was going and something already DID happen. Did you not see the van crash in to the garage?" Toadette explained.
"I did realize that. I'm just talking about that dark figure over there that's holding a...hatchet?" Silvia pointed out.
"Huh? Who is that? Is the elephant that got in to the crash?" Waluigi asked.
"No...it actually looks like someone flo-" Bobbery started, but then stopped as the murderer ran towards the group at a fast pace.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" Mario screamed. The group ran in "scared" mode as fast as they could.
"OOHMP!!!" Waluigi shrieked as he tripped over a somehow unnoticeable big rock.
"GUYS WAIT!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE BY MYSELF!!!" Waluigi screamed as he looked at the murderer with total fear in his eyes.
The murderer raised its hatchet high in the air and slammed it down on waluigi's head, which crushed it a bit. The murderer continued slamming the hatchet down har don Waluigi's head, each time, making a cracking sound and blood gushing sound. It stopped and Waluigi laid dead on the ground with his head and skull smashed open and a ton of blood coming out of it.
"TAKE THIS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" Birdo screamed as hit a rock in to the murderers face and it fell down, knocked out with ease.
"You're gonna pay for what you did...oh no..." Birdo said as she noticed Waluigi and his head smashed open on the ground. It was a terrifying sight to see, and it almost made her throw up.
"Waluigi...no, you didn't deserve to die...nobody deserved to die..." Birdo said in a sad voice. Suddenly, she felt something strike her ankle which made her shriek and fall down.
She looked at her ankle and saw a tiny amount of blood coming out of the slit the murderer made. Birdo saw the killer stand up, with an ice pick in its hand that had blood on the tip of it.
"NOO!!!! YOU'LL NEVER KILL ME!!!" Birdo shouted. she stood up, ran, but immediately fell down again because the pain in her right ankle made her body feel somewhat in shock.
"Birdo!? What are you doing over there!?" Yoshi yelled as he came running back to the front yard but suddenly stopped in his steps as he saw his girlfriend crawling away from the killer, with Waluigi dead on the ground.
"No...you're not gonna kill her!!" Yoshi yelled in a dramatic way. He ran as fast as he could to Birdo.
"Please...please don't kill me!! PLEASE!!!" Birdo cried as she tried to crawl away as fast as she could. But, it was too late to save Birdo as the killer impaled the ice pick, in to the back of her head, out of her forehead. Birdo dropped her head dead to the ground.
"No..." Yoshi said in a depressing voice, with tears already falling out of his eyes. His mind was all over the place at that point. He didn't know where he was, his body felt struck with fear, pain, and sadness. finally, he regained his conciousness and ran for his life, without even looking back.
H is for Hatchet and I is for Ice Pick.
Yeah yeah, I know, this chapter wasn't as good as the others, but I tried okay? Please review or whatever.