Raychaell: Hello there everyone! Sorry about the long wait, but I had writer's block, and NO ONE SENT ME SUGGESTIONS FOR THE OMAKE! Never mind… First off, I would like to thank those who left all your lovely reviews on my story. I also wish to thank all those who added me as their favorite author and favorite stories! I want to thank my books, my lovely mind - * gets a punch to the head * Owww… Roxy!
Roxy: You were babbling. Now let's get on with it! Raych doesn't own D. Gray Man, only her OCs.

Raychaell: HEY! I was supposed to do the disclaimer, not you!

Roxy: Shut up before I send my Hellbiters after you.

Raychaell: EEKK!By the way, I'm thinking of giving Roxy a twin brother named Roxas who died in childbirth, but whose soul still exists in Roxy. What do you guys think? Opinions are welcome!

[A/N: Edited 24/5/2013]

A Doomed Relationship (This is dedicated to Gold Phantom! When you asked for Roxy x Allen, I got this awesome idea, so thank you for your review and suggestion!)

It was another pleasant day at the Order, and Lavi, Allen, Roxy and Lenalee, who had just returned from a mission, relaxed in the warm sunlight shining down in the courtyard. It had been a week ever since Roxy joined the Black Order, and by right, she should have gone on at least one mission already, but since she had the Heart in her scythe, some higher ranked people in Central had decided that Roxy wasn't allowed to go for any missions for the time being until they found something safe for her. This had caused Roxy to swear fluently once more when Komui told her the news. Therefore, a moody Roxy hung around the Black Order, bored out of her wits while the others tried to cheer her up by telling her funny tales of the mishaps they got into at the Black Order or during missions.

Now Roxy stared at the sky, half listening to Lavi as he told her funny stories about Allen during his time in the Black Order while Talon had flown off to hunt, leaving her alone, feeling half drowsy until she remembered something. "Hey Allen, remember when you were 13 and I was 16? Still remember that day when we went on the picnic date?"

This caused everyone to sit up at once. "You dated Roxy?" Lavi questioned with amazement and shock plain on his face. Allen scratched his head, plainly trying to remember. Then an expression akin to horror and shock appeared on his face as he remembered.

"I remember now! Roxy, why did you make me remember that horrible day?" Allen wailed comically. Roxy merely giggled in response before bursting into laughter.

"Come on you two; tell us already the full story!" Lavi whined, poking Allen who seemed to have gone into depression while Roxy kept laughing away. At last, after several minutes of badgering from Lavi, Roxy wiped off her tears of laughter, managing to stop laughing enough to speak coherently.

"All right everyone, gather around and listen closely to this story of a date that was doomed from the start." Everyone, including miserable Allen, gathered around eagerly to listen. Roxy started.

"I remember that day very well. It was two months before my birthday, and at that time, Allen had a major crush on me. He deluded himself into thinking that he was in love with me, and he tried to do everything he could to make me happy. At that time, I didn't really understand why Allen was so nice to me, and I just thought that because that stupid old man is our master and my father, so he was helping me to let me know I was not alone in our despise of my stupid dad."

"Then when he was 13, he finally summoned the guts to tell me he loved me, but that was done with a lot of stuttering, and the first time I asked him to repeat what he said, white head here ran off. It took several minutes of coaxing to make him repeat his words again. When he did, I was surprised, but decided to try dating him. Needless to say, our first date was an epic failure."

"First of all, Allen managed to save up enough money to buy a feast for us both, and we decided to meet at a nearby hill during the morning when my old man was still fast asleep. We sneaked out, met up, and had a pleasant meal, until he spotted four level ones nearby. We destroyed them, managed to finish our meal and still have time to relax. It was halfway during this that Allen tried something stupid."

"He decided that since I was in a good mood, he would try kissing me. To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I was so shocked that I just froze, and being the idiot that he is, Allen tried to do it with tongue like what he read about. He tried to nibble on my lip, but he…" At this point of the story, Roxy started to burst into a fit of giggles while Allen put his head in his hands and groaned. Lavi and Lenalee were confused, Lenalee a little jealous to know that Allen and Roxy were once in a relationship.

"Finish the story, Roxy. Don't leave us on a cliffhanger!" Lavi whined. This served to only make Roxy giggle even harder and Allen groan even more loudly. Eventually Allen, seeing as to how two sets of pleading gazes were fixed upon him, especially one belonging to the girl he loved, mumbled the ending.

"I… Bit Roxy's tongue and caused it to bleed." Lavi and Lenalee blinked, exchanging startled glances at this piece of news, before bursting into laughter, Lavi laughing away hysterically while Allen blushed in embarrassment. This only served to make Roxy laugh out loud.

Then Lavi asked, "Did General Cross find out?" At this Roxy laughed even harder as Allen muttered a reply.

"He found out about it, called me an idiot for trying to date his daughter when I was clearly a good for nothing. Then he told Roxy that she should date someone who is rich and handsome, like him. At this, Roxy called him a good for nothing-lazy ass slob who did nothing but drink wine and flirt with women all day. He became rather mad at this, and gave us more debts to pay off. It was one of the worst days of my life." At this miserable wail, Roxy, Lenalee and Lavi couldn't hold in their laughter any longer. They gave way to similar hoots of laughter, tears streaming down as they held their sides when the cramps of laughing too long and hard started.

Mistaken Identity (I got this inspiration from reading up on Eliade on the wiki. I realized both my OC and her have blond hair, and then got this crazy idea: What happens if our favorite vampire exorcist mistakes Roxy for Eliade? Read on to find out!)

Roxy stood patiently just outside the Ark gate room with Lavi, Timothy, Allen and Lenalee. According to Lavi, Lenalee and Allen, they wanted her to meet their best friend Arystar Krory III. He was a parasitic type as well and Allen had talked about him many times in their letters, mentioning the Exorcist's kind and somewhat timid nature. Now she looked forward to meeting him in the flesh.

Then there was a ripple on the flat surface of the Ark gate as a few finders emerged from it, their ripped uniforms showing signs of a hard battle. Finally Krory himself appeared, his uniform showing a few rips and tears while his weary expression made Lenalee rush forward in concern, her eyes looking worriedly at the few bruises and cuts visible on his face. "Are you all right Krory?" Lenalee asked in concern. Krory managed a smile at her in response and was quick to reassure her.

"I'm fine, Lenalee. I'm just tired after a hard battle with a swarm of level twos." He said gently, dark eyes crinkling in happiness at the girl. That was, until he spotted Roxy, who stood by the side preening Talon who wanted attention. Krory immediately forgot about the rest, his eyes widening at the sight of Roxy as he rushed forward and hugged her tightly, Talon flapping away in startlement.

"Eliade! I've missed you so much!" Krory cried out happily, clinging on to the confused Roxy.

"Eh? But my name's Roxy, NOT Eliade!" Roxy replied, trying unsuccessfully to push the lovesick Exorcist away while Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, and Timothy laughed away in the background at the sight of a confused Roxy. That was until she glared daggers at them, and her free hands twitched towards her guns, reminding them of her Hellbiter rounds.

Lavi tried his best to stifle his laughter and spoke, "Crow – chan, you've gotten it all wrong! That's not Eliade; she's Roxanne Wilder, the newest Exorcist. And before I forget, call her Roxy or she'll punch you." This seemed to get through to Krory, who blinked in confusion. It had been agreed amongst them that Roxy's parentage would not be revealed seeing as to how Roxy hated her parentage and wanted to be normal.

"But you look just like my Eliade." Krory said, no longer hugging her but still standing nearby. He tilted his head to take a better look at her, and the moment he saw Roxy's pale eyes, Krory realized his mistake, and was quick to apologize.

"I'm so sorry! I thought you were Eliade. Please forgive me!" Roxy chuckled at this fervent apology from Krory, and extended her hand for a handshake as she introduced herself.

"As Lavi just said, the name's Roxanne Wilder, but I prefer Roxy. Nice to meet you!" Roxy greeted cheerfully.

Krory looked at her, and stammered a reply. "M-m-my n-n-name is Arystar Krory the Third. Nice to meet you too." With that, he shook her hand timidly and was given a bright smile.

"Now, shall we go have a meal? After all, I'm starving!" Roxy said, her words echoed by the rest. With that, Roxy and Allen hooked their arms through his on either side, and he found himself being led to the cafeteria with the rest behind them. Sneaking a glance at Roxy, Krory saw an exuberant grin that matched Allen's in volume. Not Eliade. She's dead. This is Roxy, Krory told himself. With that, he allowed himself to be led to the cafeteria with his new comrade.

A Prank Gone Wrong

Roxy was reading in the library, Talon perched on her shoulder and half asleep. The female Exorcist and her falcon were by now a familiar sight to the Order, especially since she had adopted many of Allen's mannerisms, making them seem more like brother and sister as days passed.

"Hey Roxy!" Roxy looked up at the familiar voice even as she flipped to another page. She was dressed in her usual casual outfit, which consisted of a simple shirt and pants, and gloves for handling Talon.

"Hey Lavi. You're reading too?" Roxy greeted the red head. Lavi grinned in reply and held up the large stack of books he held in his arms.

"Gramps gave me this stack to finish. He said that he wanted me to memorize and recite the entire Iron Age to him. (A/N: Made that up on the spot. I was thinking of Napoleon, but I didn't know if he died yet, and I was feeling lazy, so I didn't bother to check.) That's why I reading up all there is on that subject now." Lavi explained. Roxy smiled and shook her head in sympathy. She had met Bookman, and he had been surprisingly courteous to her, which made her suspect that Lavi had been lying about him being an abusive old man. Then again, she had witnessed personally the consequences of Lavi calling Bookman 'Panda'. The kick itself from Bookman was enough to gain her respect and admiration. After all, who had the guts to insult, numerous times in fact, an elderly man who could kick you in the head and leave a crater in the wall he kicked you into?

"Well then, I better go to my room. Talon needs his rest, and I want to take a nap before dinner." With that Roxy rose, closing the book she had been reading, ready to return to her room, only to be stopped by Lavi.

"Lavi, can you please move? You're blocking my way." Roxy stated calmly, raising an eyebrow. Lavi just moved from foot to foot, blushing crimson as he looked down in an awkward manner at his books. Roxy sighed, and moved to the side, only to be blocked again. This pissed her off, and she gave Lavi a glare that promised a Hellbiter round even as her hands twitched towards her guns.

"Roxy, can you stay with me a little longer? I mean, just a while. Not too long I promise!" Lavi pleaded, but Roxy was past listening. She swung her book towards Lavi's head, who dodged it immediately, but was unprepared when she dropped to the ground and swung her left leg, knocking his legs out from under him. With a grunt of surprise Lavi collapsed to the ground, the books he once held now strewn all over him as he struggled to rise. Roxy merely stepped over him; while the now fully awake Talon flapped his wings in annoyance at the jouncing he had received from her sudden movement. After a few murmured apologies and assurances the irritated falcon calmed down and resettled himself on her shoulder, giving way to an occasional complaint when he was unhappy.

Even as she walked, Roxy couldn't help but think to herself about her father's death. Allen had told her about the mystery surrounding Cross' death. The fact that he had been shot to the head then disappeared was puzzling to her. What was the purpose in stealing her dad's corpse in the first place when he was already dead? Not to mention, his Judgment had been left alone, and all the blood found at the scene belonged to him, so he clearly was dead. Sigh… She really ought to stop thinking about her father since he was part of the past now.

Roxy nodded absentmindedly to the finders and scientists as she strolled past them to her room, only to be halted by a small weight crashing into her, making her rock on her heels and Talon squawk in surprise at the sudden collision. "Eh?" Roxy exclaimed in surprise as she looked down to see Timothy who had not been as fortunate as her. Instead of keeping his balance, he had fallen on his butt to the ground and he now rubbed his painful bottom even as he complained. "Hey! Watch where you're going next time!" With that, he looked up only to balk at the sight of Roxy leaning over him in concern.

"Sorry Timothy," Roxy apologized even as she extended a hand to help him up, "I didn't notice you. You all right?" Timothy nodded dazedly, before seemingly snapping back to reality and, strangely enough, releasing her hand and running away from Roxy. She turned and observed the nervous boy bolt off hurriedly on his roller skates, leaving confused finders and scientists in his wake.

"Huh. Wonder what's wrong with him." Roxy mused aloud to herself, both Talon and her staring quizzically at the disappearing back of Timothy before heading for her room once more. Opening the door, Roxy stepped in only to widen her eyes in horror.

Her once neat room, with all her possessions stacked neatly in their respective places, now looked like a warzone with all her belongings strewn around messily the place, and the bird stand where Talon usually perched was in pieces, the food and water spilled on the ground. Her bed was wet and the blankets and covers had been torn into strips, her wooden furniture all scratched.

"No fucking way…" Roxy breathed in shock, Talon adding his opinion with an angered cry. She thought furiously to herself, wondering who had been in her room after her and also been able to do all this to her neat room. Her mind immediately went to Lavi and Timothy, since the two of them had shown weird behavior when she ran into them. Then she heard a buzz, and then a click before a familiar voice came through.

"Hey Timothy, you done yet, since Roxy should be nearing her room by now, so hurry up!" Lavi's voice came through, making her narrow her eyes. She whispered to Talon a quick order, on which Talon was quick to comply and head straight for the source of the noise. He was quick to catch the hidden circular golem which had been buried under the ruined bed sheets and surface with a triumphant cry with the golem in his claws. The captured golem tried to flee, but it was a wasted effort as Talon dropped it in Roxy's waiting hands. Holding the golem in her gloved hands, Roxy studied the golem. It looked just like the one belonging to Timothy, and as if to prove her point, Lavi's voice came through again.

"Erm… Timothy? Can you send me a response? Hello?" Lavi questioned nervously. Roxy grinned then, a dark grin now growing on her face. Bringing the golem's eye closer to her face, Roxy spoke, each word dripping with undisguised venom.

"Lavi the Baka Usagi please be informed that for the crime of ruining my room, I will hunt you down and give you and Timothy Hearst an early death." Roxy was pleased to hear a near silent screaming coming from the other end of the connection. With that, sheswept out of her room, Talon flying behind her while she clutched Timothy's golem in her left hand, intent on hunting down a certain rabbit and blue head.

Allen had just settled down on his seat with Link and Lenalee by his side when Lavi burst in looking like he had just seen a ghost. The instant Lavi spotted Allen he dashed straight towards Allen's table before hiding underneath, earning him confused looks from everyone. "Hey Lavi, why are you hiding here?" Lenalee questioned in her confusion.

"HUSH! Roxy's after me! She's already caught Timothy and is now hunting for me with Talon!" Lavi said in a loud whisper. The trio exchanged looks of confusion at this, and Allen questioned Lavi, puzzlement clear in his tone.

"What did the both of you do to make her hunt you down?"

Lavi replied heatedly, "We just pranked her that's all by ruining her room and we would have gotten away with it had she not found Timothy's golem which he had left behind accidentally. And then I practically said we were both responsible when I tried to talk to Timothy through his golem, so now she's hunting both of us down!" Then a sudden thought seemed to occur to Lavi since excitement was clear in his tone.

"Hey Allen, since you're Roxy's god brother, can you make her stop hunting me? After all, she seems to listen to you most of the time." Allen paled at this, and hissed back an answer.

"I can't, since Roxy's temper is worse than her dad's! Once she is determined to hunt you down, you're a goner! Not even I can help! And anyway, why should I help you? After all, you always play pranks on me, so perhaps now is the time for me to claim my revenge." Allen's darker side came out at this, and Link and Lenalee shared similar looks of horror at the dark aura suddenly surrounding the teen as he glared at Lavi's direction. He cringed in fear at the dark tone, and was about to give a heated reply when the cafeteria doors opened with a loud 'BANG'. Everyone looked up and immediately cringed at the sight of an enraged Roxy dragging a bruised and beaten Timothy behind her. Roxy's hair was immaculate as usual, but her clothes were ripped in a few places, and an agitated Talon circled overhead, occasionally glaring at everyone else.

"LAVI GET YOUR GODDAMN BUTT DOWN HERE BEFORE I DRAG YOU OUT MYSELF!" Roxy bellowed, deafening the whole cafeteria into sudden silence. Lavi cringed under the table he hid and attempted to make himself smaller as Roxy scanned the whole area with her pale eyes, before Talon flew straight towards Allen's direction and landed on the narrow end of the table, giving way to a triumphant cry at having found his prey. Roxy grinned darkly, a demonic smile appearing on her face as she stalked towards Allen's table. She stopped at the bench, where Allen stood up and smiled an equally dark grin at her, and lifted up the table with his left hand to reveal a terrified Lavi who offered a weak smile at Roxy.

"Truce?" Lavi offered weakly, only to yelp in pain as she dragged him out of the cafeteria with her free hand, Talon flying overhead once more as she slammed the door close. Link and Lenalee were quick to question Allen.

"Walker, why did you reveal the Bookman Junior's hiding place?" Link demanded. Allen chuckled darkly at this, Black Allen now apparent in his behavior.

"That's because Roxy is a huntress; she never stops until she has hunted down her prey. I once tried to interfere in her hunt, and got a Hellbiter round to the butt for my efforts. Ever since then, I've learned to avoid her when she's on a hunt or rampage." Allen explained.

At the end of the day, Lavi and Timothy were found in Roxy's room beaten, bruised and scratched in several places. However, that did not stop them from their diligent effort to clean up Roxy's room. This caused some confusion till they observed that Talon was always glaring at them, and the instant their attention wavered, they were threatened with a glare and a promise of more scratches from Talon and multiple Hellbiter rounds to their tender parts.

Needless to say, no one dared to prank Roxy from that day onwards.

Moral lesson of the day: Never make Roxy mad!

Raych: Hope you guys loved the omake!

Roxy: What took you so long to complete this chapter?!

Raych: HEY! It's not my fault that no one sent me suggestions, making it hard for me to write this out! Anyway, love it? Review then!