So here it is, the stress reliever.

WARNING: Sopor pie; Craziness

DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK, BUT IF WE ALL CONSPIRE AGAINST ANDREW HUSSIE. WE CAAAAN!

:O(Chapter 7)O:

After Gamzee had finished gathering all of his bros he sat them in a corner of the lab while every one else danced and drank a couple of drinks. Sollux and Karkat side to side, Eridan and Equius across from them, Tavros sat beside Gamzee far from Eridan. It was extremely quiet and odd, so, Gamzee being Gamzee came up with a game to play.

"Okay bros, I brought some mutherfucking chairs for us to sit in so...let's move boys!"

Every one stands and takes their places on the tall chairs. Gamzee had arranged the chairs to be infront of eachother so now He sat before Equius while Karkat sat before and Eridan and Tavros before Sollux. Tavros squirmed in his seat feeling the eyes of the troll beside him slowly examining his entire being. Sollux glaring at Equius who he knew was glaring back from beneath his black cracked shades. Karkat smiles oddly at Gamzee.

"So...the way you play this game...is you stick your mutherfuckin hand in your mouth and hold it their."

Every-one stares at Gamzee questioning how many pies he'd eaten in their heads. Gamzee curls his hand and pumps it in the air.

"It's gotta be your fist, oh and which ever mutherfucker can hold it there the most...that mutherfucker wins!"

"What's the prize?"

Eridan asks turning away from Tavros who sighs in relief.

"uh...saliva?"

Eridan glares.

"I'm not playing."

Eridan growls beginning to stand off his chair.

"You leave I swear I will shove so many pies down your throat you'll croak like a frog for five hundred days."

Karkat growls, eridan sits back down glaring. Equius swings his legs back and forth from boredism while Sollux slams the side of his fist against his thigh to the beat of a technoe song he was obssessive about.

"Alright! Fists up mutherfuckers!"

Gamzee screams lifting his fist, every one lifts their fist, Tav being the first and Eridan the last.

"Go!"

Gamzee stares smiling as Equius struggles to shove his giant fist into his mouth, Sollux works with ease seeing how his hands were thin like Gamzees and Eridans. Karkat and Tavros slip them in with no struggle since they had the smallest palms. Seven minutes pass by, by now, Karkats mouth is entirely numb, Tavros has already popped his hand out of his mouth, Sollux sat in his seat twitching from a cramp in his wrist, equius had both blood and saliva drizzling down his arm seeing how his mouth was too small, his teeth too sharp and his hand too big. Gamzee scratches his tongue then giggles at the strange feeling.

"aaaaagh!"

Ever one looks over at Karkat who was now laying on the ground unconcious with his hand stuck in his mouth. Gamzee pulls his hand out of his mouth slinging thick saliva onto Equius's face and on the ground. Equius screams falling out of the chair causing Sollux, Tavros, and Eridan to crack up laughing. Sollux then begins to cry as he slips out his hand but can't seem to close his mouth. Eridan soon begins to scream as he realises he was stuck with the same problem.

"Ha...you guys look funny, all screaming and crying and wide mouthed...oh and knocked out!"

Gamzee laughs slamming his fists against the both Eridan and Solluxs jaws snapping them back into place.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!"

They both scream crashing onto the ground as they fall from their chairs, Tavros curls into a ball of laughter at the sceenery before him. Gamzee crouches down beside Karkat and pulls angerly at his arm which his mouth won't free. Karkat wakes up in the process screaming at the top of his lungs at the realisation.

"Wait bro! I got this!"

Gamzee screams finally pulling Karkats hand out, he crashes into Equius who came to help. Equius stumbles back losing his balance, and if that wasn't enough he slips on the purple saliva between his and Gamzees chair causing him to crash roughly against the floor.

"HAHAHA! OH WOW! HA!"

"HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?"

"Wait what happened?"

Tavros falls out of his chair and curls into a ball as he finds the laughter fluttering from within uncontrolable. Sollux, Eridan and Gamzee help Equius onto his feet congradulating him on his fall. Sollux quickly removes his hands from Equius as the blue blood stares at him.

"Nice...fall..."

Sollux says trying to bare a smile. Equius scrambles back onto his feet and chuckles.

"I know."

Sollux flushes then turns to Karkat who holds his chin in pain. Eridan grabs Tavros carefully by the arm not wanting to scare him and end the good moment. He lifts him into a sitting position and flashes a friendly smile. Tavros smiles back still not finished cracking up. Gamzee crouches over the saliva and drags his tongue over it.

"Tastes like mah mouth?"

Every one stares silently.

"!"

Tavros falls onto his back clutching his stomach, every one joins in on the laughing.

"N-no...I was being serious guys.."

~O~

An hour later Karkat was sprawled across Tavros's legs who was making out feircly with Eridans hair, Sollux was busy nibbling on Equius's shirt that he'd thrown to the side when he'd began to dance on the table screaming "PIES!" at the top of his lungs. Gamzee was sitting between Karkats legs with the back of his head on the red bloods butt.

"Hey guys...we should...like...put on some hats!"

Equius giggles grabbing the empty cups thrown around them and shoving two onto his horns. Sollux screams out of the blue with no reason behind it and grabs two carfully placing them onto his horns.

"Two of your horns are naked honey bun!"

Sollux begins to cry and shoves two more onto his head. Gamzee chuckles and smashes his two cups on his horns, the RedPop Faygo drizzling down his hair.

"Aw! I was...Gon-na...drink that!"

"It's so disgusting!"

Eridan screams slinging the cup of Faygo at Karkat, Gamzee brakes out into a fit of tears and Tavros's lips leave the Aquarius's hair to aid the Capricorns hair.

"HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!"

Sollux insures the high blood who simply shrugs.

"I looooooooooooooove you Solluuuuuuuuuuuux!"

Karkat grumbles angrily as he struggles onto his hands. Sollux tackles him and locks him into a slobbery kiss.

"I'm not loved!"

Eridan whimpers into Tavros's hair. The Taurus scrambles away crawling over Gamzee to get away.

"Oh you're more than loved Eridani..."

Equius says standing above the group, his naked body was covered in the green slime Gamzee had convinced them into eating and cup covered his member.

"OH-MY-"

Equius tackles Eridan pulling at his clothing and kissing him wildly. Gamzee backs away pulling Tavros with him.

"How bout...we just...Flarp? Cuz...like this is too much for you guys!"

Gamzee backs away from Tavros as he peels off his shirt.

"I'm Equius! You can be Eridan!"

Gamzee places his hand infront and catches the Taurus before they make contact. Tavros's lips were puckered and his cheeks flushed in a deep brown.

"I'm the lasar man!"
Sollux screams trying to stand off the ground, his cheek smudging against the ground and his butt high in the air.

"I want some cookies."

Karkat whines crying on the ground, his fist slamming against the ground. Gamzee laughs then stares at the ceiling with a woah! look on his face.

"MUNIONS!"

Every one stares at him with confusion, he grins and points at Tavros.

"Tavros has a big munion."

Tavros's face turns red and Sollux begins to cry again.

"W-what's….uh,,, a munion?"

Gamzee chuckles and turns to Sollux.

"Sollux has a munion up his ass."

"Karkats munion?"

Sollux chuckles and looks over at the Cancer bucking his hips into the air.

"Ha, Karkats llama is in yor ass!"

This is practically what happened one day with my trio. ... it was cool.