A/N: I was thinking about writing it for awhile, so in my sick haze, I am finally doing it.
Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS; I do have rights to, Caleb.
Caleb Ari
Silence filled the room at Abby's question. After several moments Caleb looked at his mother.
"Mommie, you got to sit down."
"I am fine standing, Baby." Caleb shook his head stubbornly.
"Tis' not good for the baby." Tony and Ziva cringed at their son's words. Gibbs narrowed his eyes.
"What baby?" he hissed in anger. Caleb tugged at Ziva's t-shirt sleeve and she looked at him. He pouted his lower lip. Ziva just rolled her eyes.
"That does not work on me, Caleb." Ziva told her son, promptly ignoring her Boss.
"But it does on me." Tony told her, walking over to her, than pushing her gently to her desk, to get her to sit.
"Pwease, Mommie!" Ziva just looked between her son and his father and sighed.
"Fine, fine. I will sit," she said while sitting down, Caleb still in her arms.
"What baby!" Gibbs yelled, not caring about scaring Caleb. Tony and Ziva's eyes locked.
"Boss-" but Gibbs interrupted him.
"Don't 'Boss' me. Tell me! What baby!" Ziva shot an angry look at Gibbs, as Caleb trembled in her arms. She stood up and walked over to Tony.
"Tony take Caleb for a moment." Tony complied with Ziva. Caleb held on to Ziva, but she whispered something Hebrew in his ear. He immediately let go and went to his Papa.
"You," she said coldly, while pointing at Gibbs. "Elevator, now!" The two walked quietly over to the elevator doors. Once they opened an angry Gibbs and Ziva stepped inside. The doors closed and Caleb looked up from the elevator doors.
"Uh-oh. He in twouble." Tony chuckled and looked up at McGee and Abby, their jaws were practically on the floor.
"What?" McGee recovered from shock first.
"You and Ziva…Have a son?" McGee tried to act normal, but it wasn't every day you found out that two of your best friends had a son.
"Yes McChildless." Abby seemed to snap out of her trance.
"What about this other baby?" Before Tony could answer, Caleb said something.
"Mommie is havin' anover baby. It is in her bewy." Caleb added, proud that he remembered. Abby, who figured that she could get more out of Caleb than Tony, asked Caleb questions about his home life.
"Who do you live with?"
"Mommie and Papa."
"Do Mommie and Papa share a room?" Abby asked pulling Caleb into her arms. He went willingly, deciding he liked Abby.
"Yup. Sometimes they make wiewd noises, bu' when I ask they say do not come in at tha' time." Abby smirked and Tony blushed, while McGee was speechless.
"Do you know if Mommie and Papa are married?" Caleb opened his mouth to answer, but he closed it, thinking, before shrugging his shoulders.
"I dunno."
"How old are you Caleb?" Caleb smiled brightly, holding up four of his fingers.
"This many! Mommie says tha' I am four." Abby and McGee did the math in their heads. They both turned swiftly to look at Tony.
"You had him, right after Ziva got here! And you still named him after that monster Ari!" Abby stated, the anger was hard not to miss.
"Do not tawk abou' Unwle Ari tha' way!" Caleb exclaimed from Abby's arms. Abby was so shocked that she actually dropped Caleb. McGee quickly caught Caleb before he hit the ground. Stunned Caleb was quiet, before he started to scream.
"MOMMIE!"
TBC…
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