The One Becomes Four

by Contrazione

Wherein, as one would suspect, the role of the Courier is divided into four characters, each representing one of the major fractions as well as the four primary weapon types. Told in Round-Robin style by the four characters, each of which are completely bonkers.

4. From the Few, One

Chapter 4:From the Few, One.
the following information was recovered from an old and worn journal found in a cave on the outskirts of the former Legion territory in New Vegas. It was investigates at the behest of Calabasses, purportedly containing information on Freemont and his accomplice or accomplices. The journal was crudely ingraved (with what appears to be a sort of skinning knife) with the name "Clifton", otherwise known as "Decanus Saxeus". Saxeus has been implicated with aiding and abbetting some of Fremont's most infamous crimes. All data, including sundry grammatical errors, has been reproduced faithfully.
Meet man today. Large gun. Bright light. I do not understand. Others agree. Ceasar say he be okay. I trust Ceasar, but not this man. He call himself Fremont.
Ceasar tell me today that I go with Fremont. I do not want to. I go anyway. No one do not listen to Ceasar.
Fremont be very mean. He insult the way I speak. I do not understand. He be make me write this every day to help learn. I try.
I ask Fremont why I be with him. He tell me it be a trade with Ceasar. I be protecting him while he "does your boss a big favor". I do not understand. He do not tell me the favor.
Raiders attack. I break them. Fremont say he is impressed. He say "you might be more useful than you seem. Just a little. " I do not understand.
Fremont say we be going to big light city. I be afraid of it. It have a bad feeling. Caesar have always say not to do things there. Fremont say "there are exonerating circumstances". Why do not I understand?
Big robot at big door. He do not let us in. Fremont say "I will attempt to reprogrammed this. You will attempt to find a way to get in. Check the local shops." I ask him how spell that. He get very angrey. Takes book.
- the following is in a markably different handwriting.
I inform the brute that I will be reading this and teaching him how to speak descent English. That's a lie. Sending him on a wild goose chase should buy me enough time to convert a few of the natives to join me. You see, I will rule this city one day soon, just as surely as Mister House does now. Alas, more information will have to wait until my memoir.