A/N: I was thinking about writing it for awhile, so in my sick haze, I am finally doing it.

Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS; I do have rights to, Caleb.

Caleb Ari

The room fell into an awkward silence. Abby and McGee sat a few feet away, but could hear Ziva loud and clear. She just told Tony that she wanted a divorce.

"Oy vay." Abby muttered under her breath. Gibbs shot her a look that was usually sent to Tony or McGee or on the rare occasion Ziva. Gibbs walked over to the two of them, motioned for them to get up. They did so and the three started to walk up the stairs to the Directors office, until Abby stopped.

"What's wrong?" McGee asked turning his body around when he didn't hear her foot falls.

"Do you remember what Ziva said, and Caleb is in there. No thank you. I like my body parts." Gibbs walked down to her, grabbed her ear and pulled her up the rest of the way.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay! I'll walk, lemme go!" And the quietness blanketed the office again, with Tony staring sat Ziva, mouth a gape.

"But, but, but, what about, about Caleb!" Tony asked his tone in disbelief.

"Tony, think about it. What is Caleb's favorite color?"

"Ummm…Red?" Tony guessed.

"Orange. What is his favorite food?"

"Pizza?"

"Apple-sauce. What does he like to do? Is he messy or neat? Does he like movies or books? Art or sports? We have lived together from the day he was born. It was not my idea. 'I am his father! I must be in his life.'" Ziva yelled imitating Tony at the end.

"It is as if you live across the world, Tony! Do you know you make so much noise with those, those bimbo's you bring to the house that it wakes Caleb up? He sleeps in our-no my bed because you are off with some tramp you picked up for the night! And when you do not 'get lucky', you decide that because I am your wife you can have your way with me!"

"Well I don't see you complaining!" Tony told her, his own anger flaring up.

"And when you do get those girls in bed, you use me and Caleb to get rid of them! Scare them off by telling them you have a wife and a son! I do not appreciate it and neither does Caleb. All he wanted is to be loved by his father! But you cannot be bothered! Do you know he asked me if you loved him?"

"What did you say?"

"That of coarse you did, but he came right back around and asked me, that if you loved him, you would not bring those girls to the house."

"He's just a kid, he won't remember most of his early life anyway." Tony said, trying to dismiss her accusations.

"And our marriage! Do not even get me started!"

"Hey! I didn't suggest getting married! You did because you're afraid of daddy! You said it was you and the brat or never see you two again!"

"Caleb is not a brat! Father would have killed you if I was to have stayed! Just because you did not get in my pants every night is not my fault!"

"All Caleb Ari does is cry when mommie dearest isn't around and you know it!"

"That's it! I am taking Caleb, his belongings, mine and staying with a friend! You can keep the house!" Ziva turned on her heel and marched up the stairs and came back ten seconds later holding Caleb.

TBC….

A/N: So? Does that fill in some blanks? Hope so… Review! And surprises in the next chapter.