5th chapter! .
Today's chapter will happen in the dark! They will encounter random funny stuff! And they will be scared to death...even Gaara... and Shukaku.
Took me time before I motivated myself to doing this chapter...gomen...
Recap: The movie went on, then, when the girl of the movie entered the house, they had a black out! The hole town got a black out!
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Hinata let out a small yelp since she was into the movie. Gaara was just disappointed, he was gonna scare her from behind. He had planned every thing; as Hinata was so into the movie, Gaara went to the kitchen, put his hand under the cold running water and would laid his hands on her shoulders. But...since there were no electricity, it surprised Hinata, she covered her head whit the blanket and Gaara couldn't do so...
Hinata wanted to asked Gaara if he was alright. She looked at her left(the side where he sat)and poked his arm(witch was the panda doll). She asked if every thing was alright. Gaara being a quick thinker, he changed his plan on how he was gonna scare her. Seeing that Gaara didn't talk back she was worried "G-Gaa-ra?"
He let out the scream that 'The grudge' ghost did, then, he Hinata turned but couldn't see anything since it was all dark. He went to get the mop who was between the fridge and the kitchen counter. He quietly ran to her, help up the mop st the cords would slightly rub her back. She turned around and saw nothing. She said to herself "Calm down Hinata, it's just your imagination...don't tell me I'm afraid of the dark?!...again..." Gaara took the flash light that was next to the table where the junk food were(incase that they hear something and don't want to get up), he went next to her, put his cold hand on her right shoulder, Hinata turned in fear, he lit the flash light under his chin and it made the effect that he was a zombie. Hinata was so terrified, she fainted on Gaara.
"What the hell?! She already fainted?!"
"I think that our hime's in a coma..."
"Hey, I didn't scared her that bad!...I think..."
A door slam was heard.
"What was that?!?!"
"Dunno. Maybe it's the wind that closed a random door."
"Maybe...Wait a minute!"
"?"
"How come there's no electricity?"
They heard a thunder and it started raining heavily.
"...Never mind..."
"...So...How was it?"
"How was what?"
"Your date whit hime."
"1st we're NOT on a date! 2nd, stop calling her 'hime'!"
"Well, you're the prince of suna remember? Being the son of the king and all...but banish for a childish behavior...remember?"
"Hey, it's your fault I have my childish side! I hate you!"
"How could you hate yourself?"
"I'm not hating myself, I'm hating you!"
"Like I said..."
"ARGH!!
smirk "Where was I?, ah yes! Since you are a prince, it means you are rich, so since she is richer then you, it means that she is royalty!"
"Maybe she is just very, very, verry rich."
"Yeah, yeah..."
Suddenly, they, I mean he, heard foot steps. The sound was getting closer and closer. "Who's there?" Gaara said loud enough for the thing that made the sound could hearSuddenly, he heard a chain sound, then a chain-saw. Fearing for his life and Hinata's, he took her bridal style and started running.
"Ha! So you do love her!"
"No I don't!"
"So why are you saving her life?"
"Isn't it obvious?, As usual, The murderer always leave whit out leaving a trace, so I don't want to be accused of murder..."
"Okay..."
"Haven't you seen the movie?!"
"No."
"I thought that you thought the same thought that I thought?"
"What does it have to do whit the movie?"
"...Are you that stupid?!...Anyways, When you watch a movie, you think about it, so if I thought about it, that means that you did thought about the movie."
"Since when do you know all of that?"
"...You thought me all of that you stupid idiot...Even though I didn't understand what you explained to me, and kind of think of it, neither did I understood what I said..."
"...you're a crazy retarded pop-tart...you know that"
"And I'm proud to be what ever you despise."
"..."
"..."
"So...what were we doing already?"
"Oh, we were being chased by a crazy movie dude whit a chain-saw."
"Oh..."
"RUNN!!!"
"Way ahead of you!"
As they ran many laps of marathon around the househe and the killerstopped to get their breath back. They walked to the kitchen, Gaara made some tea for the killer, the fainted Hinata and the panda doll. He an Killy(Gaara had named him Killy). They started a little chit-chat.
"So...how long have you been a killer, Killy?"
"muffle muffle muffle" (He had a mask)
"Interesting... so why did you started killing?" He asked.
" muffle muffle muffle muffle muffle, muffle muffle muffle muffle.(15 minutes later...), breath muffle muffle muffle...!"
Gaara took out a tissue paper from his sleeve and whipped his eye. "Poor thing...sigh...I know what you mean, man."
"muffle?"(really?)
"Yeah, I was banned from my kingdom 'cause I 'accidentally' killed a maid."
Killy pat's his back .
"Shall we continue?"
"muffle" (sure)
They got up, Gaara took Hinata and Killy started his chain-saw (he didn't closed it). Then, they started running. After a few minutes, Gaara felt and he was on the floor. As Killy approached, a lightening struck was seen and Gaara was able to see who he was, it was Temari! (He couldn't see 'cause it was dark and Temari invented the story just to make hime believe that it was not her).
"T-T-Temari?!"
"Ha! Told y'a I would scare you. All these years of torturing fright was-" She was cut of by a 'Dynamic Entry!'. She got kicked in the face. The lights were on and the one that kicked her was the one and only, Rock Lee! YOSH!
Hinata suddenly woke up and said "R-Rock Lee? W-what are you doing?" she was confused. "I was called here by Neji, who wanted help for putting in place this charming place...Though, it would look pretty-er whit green walls. Anyways...When I came, I gladly helped him threw his youthful house work whit some helpful speech of youth when he suddenly screamed something about 'Shut up', 'sick of youth talk', 'lame' and other nasty words. And that's when he tied me up behind the bathroom door. Oh by the way, Neji's PJ's fit's you perfectly!" Lee said and then did the good guy pose. "But how come I didn't saw you when I changed in the bathroom?!" Gaara asked, a bit embarrassed. "Well, when you opened the door, you pushed too hard so I slid under the towels that hanged on the door. I couldn't also say a thing 'caus he poked me in a way so he could temporarily shot my vocal cords. Then, when Temari went threw the toilet by chasing Gaara whit her chain-saw, she untied me by accident and almost cut me..." He glared at Temari and continued "Then I waited for the right moment to save the day!"
As Rock Lee continued his talk about how he saved the day, Gaara asked why Temari had a chain-saw. "Well, it's because that's my new job, I cut small bushes in front of houses." Temari explained. "Oh, but why did you came here whit your chain-saw and pretended to be a murderer?" Gaara asked. "To teach you to not to cut off peoples! Hmpf. And I swear, the next person that interrupts me will- " "Hey do you wanna know who t ought me 'Dynamic Entry'?" He started to do a weird call; it was a mix of a turkey and an Indian, but instead of saying 'gloo gloo gloo' (the sound of the turkey) he said 'youth'. Witch was pretty funny.
As Temari was gonna comment on the fact that she was cut off, she got cut off bye none other then Gai Sensei! "HELLO EVERY BODY!" Gai shouted as he suddenly appeared "H S M P BOLOGNA!" (Naruto abridged ) Temari screamed of anger. Then she left
And as usual, They did the youthful hug. "Lee!" "Gai Sensei!" "Lee!" "Gai Sensei!" and a wave background appeared.
After a few minutes, team spandex left and Gaara and Hinata went to bed after the 2nd movie. He slept on the couch; who was quite comfortable, and Hinata in her bed.
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WOOT! I finally finished! Well, that's what happened in a stormy night! Hope you liked it! R&R if wanted. BYE!
