AN: Ahh ...sorry for that super late delay... to think that when I stared this fic (which was like 2 years ago...), I wrote a chapter per day.... Well, a lot of you probably felt sad with the latest chapters, so...to make it up, it's gonna be fun and happy c:

Enjoy~

Day One:

'Ahhh....Shikamaru....-giggle-...what are you doing?....oh....your untying your hair....oooh...I never thought that your hair would be so long...and soft...and silky....and your hair...it smells like......like......

...

CRAP...'

With a burst of fear and adrenaline, Temari woke up from her lying position on the floor, quickly sitting up with eyes wide open. She inhaled deeply. 'Crap...why did my dream had to change into a nightmare...' She whined. But then, when she breathed deeply to calm herself, she did in fact, smelled an unpleasant smell of crap. 'Kankuro probably destroyed his own bathroom and now using Gaara's...' She got up and saw, to her surprise, a baby Gaara, sitting on the bed, staring at her with an unhappy face, which looks as if he was saying 'God-took-time-before-you-woke-up'. 'so...that part wasn't a dream....' She grinned and ruffled his small short red hair. She took him and then realized that he was the smell... that meant that she had to change his diaper. "KANKURO!!" she called out. Even though Temari felt like the mom in the family, she was by far unable to even think of changing a diaper. "Huh? Wha?" Kanky opened the door, looking as lost as ever. "Well, you see, this little boy here needs to get his diapers changed....and you are his lovely brother in which he admires so much..." Temari said, then she looked at Gaara in her arms and he looked like if he was about to cry, obviously, he doesn't want to be near Kankuro. "Bwuuu..." Gaara voiced out, trying to do what ever a baby can do. Temari felt some guilt, but then shook it off and whispered a sorry and gave him to Kankuro. Gaara pouted and then, his baby instinct activated, anit-evil-big-brother-super-baby-barf!! Everything now went silent. Temari trying to suppress her laugh, Kankuro trying to not 'accidentally' drop Gaara. "Oh....How nice!" Temari started, "Gaara gave you such a nice gift, he must really love you..." there was a hint of laughter at the 'really' part.

Kankuro forced a fake smile to Temari and then stomped to the bathroom that was in Gaara's room. Temari stayed silent, trying to understand what's happening behind the white door. "Okay little dude, let's see that load you just dropped" She heard kankuro say. Then the sound of the diaper unwrapping then nothing. Kankuro then bursted our, closing the door behind him laying his back on it and breathing deeply. "Wow...Kankuro...you look like you've seen a-" "MONSTER I TELL YOU!!" Kankuro shouted. He slid down the door to rest his body. "That thing...he...it's impossible..." he continued. Temari walked near him and kneeled down next to him. "Heh.. Now tell me Kanky-poo, what is it that's so horrible that made you pee in your pants...?" Temari asked. "Huh, I did not p..." he looked and he did in fact wet himself. "..." was all he could say. He got up and hid himself behind the bed. "Go look for yourself." He said. Temari shrugged and then opened the door to then close it right away. She then went to hide next to Kankuro. "Who would have knew that...such a small thing....can bring out such a monster...."

What was the most horrifying is that not only did a baby pooped the equivalence of 3 days worth, but that brown thing was alive. And made a monster scream. They did no not know if they should trust the baby Gaara or not. Something that was possessed, then died, then been brought back to life by some strange ghost person isn't really trust worthy. "What should we do with him!?" Temari whispered to Kankuro. "I don't know, maybe we should kill it!" Temari punched his head. "Idiot, it's our brother we're taking about, not some random animal...or alien.......or evil spirit..........okay, anything but death...m-maybe we're just over reacting...right?" Kankuro sighed then said "well...do as you wish, that thing obviously doesn't like me.". Temari awed and stepped forward to then accidentally step on something really unpleasant; the now slowly crawling on the floor possessed poo. But with her foot of wonders, she killed it! So the day was saved!

Later that day, after they calmed down to this freaky morning, Temari started reading magazines about how to take care of babies and Kankuro.....did what ever a Kankuro does. Baby Gaara crept around, exploring the big universe yet to be discovered called a house. Gaara finally stoped in front of a window, and from his view, admired the blue sky with pretty white fluffy clouds slowly moving. Then, little Gaara saw a small white house on the other side of the street. "....ta!" Gaara voiced out.

The sound made Temari look at him and realised that he was on the narrow window frame. He could fall any time. She quickly got up and snatched him away from the window and posed him back on the floor. Little kiddo then continued his house exploration without a care in the world. Temari watched him crawl away as she sat back on the couch, continuing her reading until the phone rang. She answered and realised it was Hinata. "Oh......why hello there....how are you?" Temari asked, quite surprised to have her call. She isn't the kind to make phone calls. "... I'm so scared... Ever since ... he left.....I..... *sigh*....Can I come over for a while?..." Hinata asked. Her voice not that enthusiastic as it once was. She was probably having a real bad time. Out of pity, she replied a 'Yes, anytime!' After that, she realised that she put herself into trouble. How would the frailer than usual Hinata react over the baby Gaara? Indeed today was a day full of crappy crap crap.

Temari turned around to look for Gaara, in hopes to hide him for the day, but she couldn't. She shouted out to Kankuro if Gaara was with him, and he replied that he doesn't even care about that kid. Temari growled in annoyance about his useless brother and troublesome resurrected baby brother.

While Temari looked desperately for baby Gaara, Hinata knocked on the front door. Which meant hide and seek was over. "F*ck!" Temari froze for a moment. She then walked to the door to open it and saw Hinata looking at the ground, looking at the welcome carpet. "Oh...Hi..." Hinata said, as she just realised that Temari was holding the door wide open for her to come in. "Sorry..." Hinata softly spoke and came in. Temari then knew that something was wrong with her. Even though it's her first time here, she wouldn't be this shy to enter their house, where Hinata and her are almost BFFs. She also looked as if she hasn't slept or ate much in the past few days. Her sleep deprived eyes started to kinda resemble Gaara's. She then remarked that her hair was like it used to, the same long silky blue hair. She probably went to a hair stylist.

Hinata sat on a sofa, which was actually the one Gaara and Gaara only sat. Temari was a bit surprised. Every time either her or Kankuro sat their, the Lazyboy seemed to always brutally push them off as either the seat opened or swung to far. As she sat on her own sofa, Hinata started to speak. Clutching her pants and looking at her hands, she raised her head to look at Temari in her eyes and started.

"I...I wanted to talk to you about something..." she bit her lip after that. It was probably something hard for her to say. Does it concerns Gaara?

"Since....Gaara died...I... things has been weird lately." Temari noted that she's never heard Hianta say people's name except for Gaara's, ever since his death. Temari nodded in means to continue. "I've...been hearing and seeing things lately... I-I know t-that you might think I'm, weird... but you're the only one I can talk to." Temari didn't thought that hearing and seeing things isn't that weird. NOTHING will be weirder than baby gaara.....and that poo monster....

"Th-The night where...I came back from the festival... I-I saw a strange woman... on my balcony, and she left...I think she was a ghost. She said something that, she was my guardian angel....that she wont be able to protect me...but that all my sufferance wouldn't be in vain...and that...there will be someone that will protect me...and...I think it was my mother..." She said at last, sobbing and whiping her tears with her gray sleeves.

Temari hearing all that, suspects that this isn't any coincidence and that baby Gaara is surely related to this. and then, she just realized that the ghost did resembled Hinata. The ghost woman had grey eyes and long blue hair. Temari was about to say something, but hinata continued.

"And ever since...I keep seeing Gaara everywhere...Sometimes I feel as if he's here...and sometimes I can hear him... and just this morning...I saw him in your window." her tears were getting bigger as her sleeves were all soaking wet. Temari gave her a tissue box and she thanked her, weakly taking them out of the container as the other hand failed to wash of the tears. Temari was now super alarmed as she linked up the data so far, and that Hinata saw Gaara this morning when he was on the window frame. Maybe this is a sign of the apocalypse!

Temari was now under going super serious and difficult mind throbbing thoughts. Hinata saw this and asked if she was alright. Temari stopped her thoughts and said that it was nothing. At that, Hinata laughed. "What's so funny?" Temari asked.

"Well, it's just that...just now, you reminded me of him...He always seemed to be debating about something...and he used to always clutch his head...like you are doing now." She said as she had her hand over her mouth, as to hide her giggle. Temari then realized that she was in fact clenching her hair in ways that Gaara used to do. Temari sighed and slid down her sofa to relax herself. Gaara is rubbing off on them even when he's not there. . . well... he is here but...it's not the same.

Hinata, as she stopped her laughter, saw baby Gaara crawling behind the sofas. She was surprised. Who would have known that her hallucination would go that HD, and not the mention originality to make him baby-like. "Ano... I'll be going now... My hallucinations a-are back. This time it's a baby Gaara...I should go get some sleep." Hinata said as she got up and walked to the door. She bowed and said her goodbyes and left to cross the street and enter back her little white house.

Temari was in a big relief, 1, Kankuro and her aren't the only ones seeing Gaara, and 2nd, Hinata thought it was an illusion. Then she thought about when will it be when they will present baby Gaara to Hinata. On that note, she started walking back and forth in the kitchen corridor thinking of plans for evading Hinata to go crazy or go comatose after seeing Baby Gaara, while he had died in her own arms.

-Night time-

It was around 9 pm as Temari and Kankuro decided to watch a horror movie. They looked in Gaara's box of horror movie and found the one he loved the most. They pick it up and put it in the DVD. Gaara was long asleep in his newly bought baby bed. As they were both sitting on the sofa, almost scared-to-death mode, under a blanket each, they saw, on the floor some white small ghost crawling to them. "OH MY GOD! GAARA'S HAUNTED ROOM'S GHOST JUST HAD A BABY!!!!!" shouted , under the shock, accepted his lame reasoning and shrieked and hid herself under the blanket. Kankuro was still in shock as he still watched the baby ghost thing, but he saw that it sat in front of the TV and heard it giggle. He was shocked and threw a handful of chips he had in his hand.

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-insert pokemon fighting song here-

KANKURO used THROW CHIPS!

The attack FAILED!

GHOST THING used GLARE!

The attack is SUPER EFFECTIVE!

KANKURO FAINTED!

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And there stand the two fainted beings on the sofa, as the ghost revealed itself as Baby Gaara sitting on front of the tv laughing at his favourite horror movie.