A/N: I was thinking about writing it for awhile, so in my sick haze, I am finally doing it.
Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS; I do have rights to, Caleb.
Caleb Ari
Tony slammed the door of the truck, as the other passengers did too. Tony got the call of Ziva being in labor twenty minutes ago. Tony, McGee, Gibbs, Ducky and Jenny jumped in the truck, knowing no other car would get them as far. McGee tried to call Abby, but she never answered. Jenny had phoned Ari and Kate letting them know what was going on. Ari said he would go as soon as the storm let up. No one was on the streets and for that they were all grateful. Tony ran to the front door, the others in tow. Once he was inside he heard Abby cheer out.
"A girl! It's a girl!" Tony felt his stomach drop. He missed the birth of his second child. His daughter. He stood motionless, when Abby came bouncing down the steps, a grin on her face. She stopped moving when she saw the team, her face full of surprise.
"You're here!" She stated, and then she kept moving, heading to the kitchen. They pursued after her.
"Is Ziva okay? The baby?" Tony questioned when he saw her grab a grocery bag.
"I need Jenny, the rest of you stay down here, just for a minute." Abby said instead of answering Tony's question, and grabbed Jenny's arm, pulling her up the stairs, bag in hand.
"Abby, Abby, is she okay?" Jenny asked, but Abby didn't answer.
"See for your-self." Abby opened the door and Jenny felt her jaw drop. Ziva sat on the bed holding two bundles, one yellow and one purple. Baby faces poked out of the towels, their faces serene despite having birthing yuck on them. Ziva looked exhausted yet happy.
"Are you trying to catch insects?" Ziva asked her voice soft, but teasing. Jenny closed her mouth.
"Twins?" Jenny asked walking closer. Ziva nodded.
"Girls." Abby told her softly.
"Abby."
"Right, the…Never mind, let's get to it." Tony sat on the sofa, Gibbs and McGee on either side of him. Ducky was in Ziva's book room. He came back with a book that Tony was pretty sure was written by Shakespeare.
"Do you think something's wrong?" Tony asked again.
"They would have told us." McGee said…again.
"DiNozzo calm down. They'll tell us when their ready." Gibbs told them.
"Quiet right Jethro. Some women would rather not have their mate in the room when they are birthing." Ducky said his eyes down at the book in his lap, reading the old words.
"Right. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's wrong." Tony repeated. Jenny came down about five minutes later, a small smile on her face. Tony shot up and ran to her.
"Is she okay? Is the baby okay? Is it a girl? What was the bag for? Why do you have blood on you? Why aren't you answering me? Is sh-" Gibbs head slapped him and Tony shut up.
"Jen?"
"Ziva is fine. The babies are perfectly healthy. Both girls. The bag was for the…I don't think you want to know and I have blood on me because I helped. You can go see her." Every male had shocked expressions on except Tony.
"She's okay? Great." He started up the stairs and Jenny held up five fingers. Every second that passed, she put down one. Just as she placed the last one in her palm, Tony came back, the shocked looked now on his face.
"B-babies? Twins?"
"Twins." Tony's eyes rolled heavenward and he fainted. Gibbs and McGee caught him before he hit the ground. They put him on the couch, then turned to Jenny.
"Ziva had twins?" McGee asked again.
"Yes, you guys should go and see them. They are so cute!" Jenny slightly squealed at the end. Gibbs rolled his eyes at her. They left Tony on the couch and went up stairs. The women cleaned Ziva up a little before Jenny went down to get them. She had the blanket pulled up to her belly and she had a tank top on now. She looked at them with one eyebrow raised.
"He fainted, did he not?" She asked.
"Yup." Gibbs said. Ziva grinned and opened her hand. Abby groaned and put a twenty in her hand.
"I thought for sure that he would have been fine." Abby grumbled while pouting.
TBC…
A/N: A little short, but I thought that would be kinda funny…Was it? If so review telling me I did…If not, review anyway telling me what a horrible person I am…Review please and thank you…
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