Ok i know i said i'd update almost daily but MY INTERNET BROKE!!! :( im really sorry, but i swear i'll make it up to with plot twists (i did have one very good brain wave which will come out during the final chapters of this story (most likely AGES away....)
Chapter 17 – The Lies Will Out
It had been two weeks since Kate's return to the team and like Jenny predicted, she fitted in perfectly. She and McGee took down the divider between his desk and her new desk then moved her desk to face the middle of the squad room. Kate still mucked around with Tony, having paper clip wars (something Ziva found humorous but didn't join in on), Kate still sometimes stuck up for McGee and backed Ziva up when having a tiff with Tony. Kate still stuck her ground and was stubborn towards Gibbs and she still held bets with Abby. A few new things that Kate did were Forensics (she had earned her degree while with the Secret Service and now sometimes helped Abby), her Computer Skills, (she was better then McGee and Keating put together), and she now knew American Sign Language, Italian, French, Arabic, and German as well as Spanish.
Last weekend she had met with her family, her older brothers were exactly the same, her mother was still cold and proper and her younger half sister was deeply complicated but extraordinarily happy to see her. It seemed Kate's little sister had been fighting to broken hearts and the death of her father (Kate's father had died years ago and her mother re-married had her sister then got divorced years after).
It was Friday night and everyone was at the pub for Kate's 'un-funeral' as Abby called it. Gibbs was sitting at the bar next to Jenny, complaining he was too old for this; Jenny just took his hand and held it in her own. McGee was talking to Ducky about his sister and problems with getting his second book published. Palmer had wondered off somewhere. Kate had had a few drinks and was currently dancing seductively with Abby; classic drunken lesbian dance. Tony sat in a booth with Ziva on his lap; they were kissing madly, both a little tipsy.
"Let's dance." Said Ziva and she jumped up, pulling Tony to the dance floor. Ten minutes later Tony, Ziva, Abby, and Kate were all dancing together, laughing.
It was eleven o'clock when McGee walked over to them. "I think you've had enough, come on, Ducky's left."
"How 'bout we continue this at Tony's- sorry, our place?" Suggested Ziva,
"Yea!" Squealed Abby, "Come on Timmy, let's go to Tony and Ziva's!"
Kate nodded energetically, as did Tony. "Yeah, come on McPartyPooper."
"Ok…"
"YAY! Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs!" Abby ran to Gibbs and Jenny and told them the plan before dragging them outside, the others followed.
McGee hailed a cab and they all squeezed inside, Tony gave the address and they were on their way.
* * *
Ziva and Tony lay on the couch as the others sat on the carpet. They were all (including Gibbs and Jenny) drunk, and playing I Never.
"This game is boring," Slurred Ziva, "I always have to drink."
"That's because you've had sex in the weirdest of situations." Said Abby, "Who has sex because they're ordered to?"
"I do." Defended Ziva,
"Zee, I order you to have sex with me." Said Tony, making everyone laugh,
"Ok, my turn." Said Ziva, "I never had sex with someone married." Gibbs drank and Tony secretly took a sip while everyone stared at Gibbs,
"What! Who!" Yelled everyone,
"I have three ex wives."
"Oh yea…" They all laughed again,
"I never," Said Tony, "had sex during a bomb raid." Ziva drank steadily, "Whoa, Zee, you only need to take one mouthful."
"But I have done it many times."
"That's not how it works Ziva," Hiccoughed Kate, "Ok, I never… Oh I know; I never had cyber sex."
"What sex?" Asked Gibbs,
"Cyber sex."
"What is cyber sex?" Asked Ziva,
"It's like phone sex, but its Instant Messaging, sometimes there's webcam involved." Explained Abby as she and Tony drank,
"Whose turn is it now?" Asked McGee,
"Mine." Said Abby, "I never had sex with a woman." Gibbs, McGee, Tony, and (to everyone's surprise) Ziva drank.
Abby squealed and Kate let out a loud 'Ergh! That's disgusting!' but Tony seem flabbergasted. "You- You've had sex with a woman?"
"Yes, and it was good."
"You've had sex with a woman?"
"Yes Tony."
"Oh God I love you." He took Ziva's lips with his and kissed her deeply, they only stopped when five people hit them both as hard as they could.
"It's McGee's turn."
"Ahh, ok, ahh. I never… ahh… Had sex at my parent's house." Everyone but Kate and Gibbs drank.
Gibbs thought, "I never had sex with someone with black hair." Everyone drank,
"How can you not have slept with someone with black hair?" Asked Tony,
"Yea Gibbs, do you have something against black?" Asked Abby, moch offended.
Jenny laughed then asked, "Is it my go?"
"Yep!"
"Ok, I never had sex… on a plane." Tony, Kate, Ziva, and Abby drank.
Ziva laughed, "Was it a stewardess, Tony?"
"Yup, and she was hot."
"Oh God." Groaned Kate,
"So, Katie, you're a member of the Mile High Club, are ya? When did you do the naughty on a plane?" Teased Tony,
"None of your business DiNozzo."
"Come Kate! Tell us!" Begged Abby,
"Fine. It was before I was with NCIS, with Tim- Major Kerry."
"Oooh, while on duty, tut tut Agent Todd, I thought you were better then that."
"Tony stop being such a child," Scolded Ziva, "Ok… I never… ohh! I never had a sexual fantasy about someone I thought was dead." She and everyone else watched as Tony drank. "I knew it! I knew it! The first time we met you were fantasising!"
"So what if I was?"
"When you first met?" Said Kate, "That means… DiNozzo! You thought I just died, and you had a sexual fantasy?!"
"That's what imaginary you said." Laughed Tony,
"I believe his exact word were, 'Sometimes I used to picture you naked'."
"Tony!"
But Tony wasn't paying attention to Kate, instead he was watching McGee, who seemed nervous and put off. "What's the matter McNervous? You have a sexual fantasy about Kate too?"
"What?!" Stuttered McGee, "No! No of course not."
Ziva started to laugh, "You are such a bad liar McGee!"
"McGee! That's why you were staring at nothing! You were imagining Kate!" Teased Abby, "That's what you 'wow'ed about!"
"McGee!"
"What?! No! I didn't I- I- I- …ok I did, but I didn't mean to and I- I-" His voice trailed off,
"You both have exactly five seconds to tell me what you imagined or I'll kick both your butts!" Threatened Kate, "McGee!"
"Uhh… Well I was sitting there and I said something about you being my super hero, and you jumped over me and landed on Abby's desk, squatting down and you had your hair back and were wearing a full black leather body suit like a super hero, then you flipped from the desk and on the floor and you wore-" He stopped rambling, looking terrified,
"I wore what, McGee?"
"A, uhh, black leather boots, thigh high fishnet stockings, a strapless black leather leotard, a odd collar thing, black things on your wrists, a police hat and a whip."
"Timmy!" Yelled Abby at the same time Kate yelled "McGee!" and Tony and Ziva burst out laughing,
"DiNozzo?"
Tony grinned, "Naughty Catholic School Girl outfit, complete with waist high skirt, tight white blouse, blazer, red bow, hair in a 60's flick, stockings. Oh and there was the whole Marilyn Monroe moment that took you by surprise; nice underwear. Pink, frilly, cute little bow just here…" He extended a hand to show where the bow was but Kate and Ziva slapped it away, Tony just laughed and pulled Ziva closer, taking her lips with his.
They all (including Ziva) hit him again. "Ok," He said, "I never had sex in a coffin." Abby and McGee drank causing everyone to laugh again.
"I never," Said Kate, "had sex at NCIS." Everyone drank. "Eww, really! You all have?"
"After Tony came back from being afloat." Said Ziva, "In the elevator."
"Eww!"
"After Tony came back from being afloat." Said Abby, ruffling McGee's hair, "In my lab."
"After DiNozzo came back from being afloat," Said Gibbs,
"In my office." Finished Jenny,
"Eww. So you all had sex at the same time?"
"Probably." Said Ziva,
"Ok, ok, my go, my go!" Said Abby, "I never had sex on a boat." Gibbs drank but Ziva paused,
"Does a Destroyer count as a boat?"
"Yes."
"Ok." She and Tony both drank.
"Best. Case. Ever." Said Tony, readjusting his hold on Ziva,
"Your go McGee." Said Abby,
"Oh, I never had sex with a foreign woman." Tony drank, and so did Ziva making Tony spit out his mouthful of beer onto Kate, who squealed.
Ignoring Kate's yells, Tony turned his head to Ziva, "So not only did you have sex with a woman, you had sex with a foreign woman."
"She was Swedish."
Tony growled seductively.
"I never," Said Gibbs, "faked having sex while undercover." Tony and Ziva drank,
"You trying to get us drunk, boss?"
"Not at all, DiNozzo." Laughed Gibbs, "Jen, it's your turn."
"Ok, I never had sex… in… Australia." Said Jenny; choosing a random place. Tony drank.
"When have you been to Australia?!" Asked Kate,
"When I was 18, it was awesome, I could legally drink there."
"You were having sex at eighteen?" Asked Kate,
"Kate, I lost my virginity when I was seventeen …in a janitors closet."
"Ergh!"
"I was eighteen, in a taxi-cab." Said Abby,
"I was twenty-five, at her house." Said McGee,
"Well I was twenty-three, in my dorm." Said Kate, staring at Tony still disgusted,
"I was in New York for my twenty-first birthday." Said Jenny,
"Twenty-six. Shannon's house." Said Gibbs,
Everyone looked at Ziva, "What?" She asked innocently, "Oh… It was in a weapons carrier when I was fifteen."
"Really? You were only fifteen?" Asked Abby,
"Yes. Now I think it's my turn." Said Ziva, changing the topic, "I never called out the wrong name during sex." Tony drank.
"What? I just called her Emma instead of Gemma. Ok, I never… uhh… Got one; I never had sex for money."
Ziva drank.
"WHAT?!" Yelled everyone.
"It was when I worked with Mossad; I was undercover as a prostitute."
"Still disgusting." Said Kate, "I never had sex to get information." Ziva, Gibbs and Jenny drank.
"A reliable interrogation technique." Said Gibbs,
"Yes." Agreed Ziva,
"My turn! Yay!" Said Abby, "Ok, I never had sex with anyone important. I mean like professionally important, like a judge or mayor or a politician or something." Gibbs drank,
"Who?!" Asked everyone eagerly,
"The Director of NCIS." Said Gibbs making everyone go 'oh yeah…' and feel like idiots.
"Ok." Said McGee, "I never had sex underground." Ziva was about to drink when Tony said,
"What kind of 'I Never' is that? Say something else."
"Ok." Said McGee glaring at Tony, "Uhh," Kate lent over and whispered something in his ear making him grin evilly, "I never tongued a transsexual."
Everyone was laughing fit to burst as Tony grumpily took a drink.
"I've never," Said Gibbs, "been offered to star in a professional sex video."
"Gibbs!" complained Abby as everyone laughed. She sighed and took a drink.
"I never had sex with someone old enough to be my father." Said Jenny. Ziva drank.
"Ewww!" Squealed Abby and Kate.
"Who?!" Asked Tony, looking disgusted.
"None of your business." Snapped Ziva. "I'm over this game. Let's play something else."
"No!" Moaned Tony, "I have a good one!"
Ziva sighed, "Fine."
Tony beamed. "I never," He said slowly, "won a wet T-shirt competition."
"Tony!" Squealed Kate,
"Drink."
Kate glared and drank.
"Let's play something else now." Said Ziva,
"Truth or Dare?" suggested Tony,
"A drinking game." Whined Abby,
"We can make Truth or Dare into a drinking game! Just make it the dare has to involve alcohol and since we're all trained investigators- well most of us anyway –if any one can tell someone's lying, that person has to drink."
"Ok." Said Ziva,
"Who first?" asked Kate.
"You."
"Ok, truth." Said Kate,
Abby grinned, "I got one!" She put her hand up,
"Ok Abby, shoot."
"Ok," Said Abby. "Who was the last person you slept with and how long ago was it?"
Kate raised her eyebrows but answered with complete truth. "Ok it was about four years ago, no… longer. Four years and one month ago."
"Whoa," Said Abby, "Who with?"
"Tony."
What will Ziva do?
a) kill tony with a knife
b) kill tony AND kate with a knife
c) have a heart attack
d) throw a knife
e) burst out in song then dance with 50 african elephants
let me know what you think...