A series of conversations between Lestrade, Sherlock and John as they compare themselves and those around them to characters from other works of fiction. With occasional appearance from other characters. The first line is always by Lestrade.

I do not own any of the characters of BBC Sherlock, nor any of the literal works mentioned in these stories.

This Chapter, Mycroft enters!

"So Sherlock, how's the head? You got hit pretty badly by that suspe-"

"Murderer!"

"-Murder suspect back there. Are you sure it's a good idea to be hanging out in the morgue right now?"

"I need to inspect the body, I'm sure there is some evidence that can be found to incriminate the murderer."

"Okay, that's it Sherlock, you're going back to your room in the hospital. You inspected the body before, we have all the evidence we need and we got the killer. You're showing signs of amnesia."

"You worry too much John, I'm perfectly fine."

"Ya right! You're-" John froze mid sentence, "why hello Princess Leia!"

"Hi John, Sherlock!"

"Molly! Why are you wearing such a huge pair of headsets?"

"Um, well, eh, that's my hair. You see I was with my friend, and, uh, you know, she had this idea-"

"You remind me of a character in a movie John made me watch."

"Oh really? What was it?"

"It was long, and boring, and the DVD was faulty, because there was a character that whenever he-was it a he?- whenever he spoke his speech came out as growls, but his friend understood it-"

"Is he obsessing over Chewie?" Lestrade asked incredulously.

"You have to go and rest Sherlock!" John said anxiously.

"The youngling, lucid he is not!" Lestrade interjected.

*Ping*

"Darn, Mycroft is coming!" John muttered.

"-at least I would have been capable to infer it was some kind of language, it must have been a language or his friend wouldn't have understood him. Any language, no matter the way it's used is understandable. For example I can understand John's blog-"

"Hey!"

"You're rambling brother dear." Mycroft said smoothly.

"Excuse me?"

"You should listen to Doctor Watson and go rest."

"Who're you?"

"…Mycroft?"

"Why do you care?"

"I'm your brother!"

"What? Noooooooooo!"

Bonus if you get all the character comparisons right! ;)