A series of conversations between Lestrade, Sherlock and John as they compare themselves and those around them to characters from other works of fiction. With occasional appearance from other characters. The first line is always by Lestrade.
This chapter has only Sherloch and Lestrade talking, and Mycroft texting.
I do not own any of the characters of BBC Sherlock, nor any of the literal works mentioned in these stories.
"So, Sherlock, we had a bit of disagreement in the yard for this analogy. If you are Artemis Fowl, who is John? I think he'll make heads roll if we call him Holly, and he doesn't fit Butler's description. Can you help us out here?"
"Well Lestrade, your first mistake was that I do not fit Artemis' character at all."
"You're a sarcastic genius who solves puzzles for the fun of it, it's perfect!"
"Yes, but you forgot another crucial point in the analogy. Artemis Fowl had a strong aversion to physical activity."
"Well, can't argue with that, you sure aren't averse to running around London."
"Precisely."
"Okay, so we're looking for a creepy genius without qualms about enforcing his power and a lack of eye-hand coordination…I got it! Mycroft will be perfect"
*Ping*
-I have great coordination, I can balance myself on the umbrella while standing on one foot! MH
- You're lazy Mycroft, accept it. SH
"Oh, come on! Here too? Can't we poke a bit of fun without him descending in on us?"
"Shut up Lestrade, let me handle this!"
*Ping*
-If you compare me to Artemis, I'll tell John about it and tell him he's Holly, since I kidnap him on regular basis. MH
-It'll be your funeral, you are the one who's going to tell him, we didn't make the analogy. SH
-Fine then, if I'm Artemis, you're Myles. MH
"Great, the Fowl family is helping us Yarders. I suppose John is Beckett."
-Don't over work your Butler, brother dear. SH
-I'm flattered by the comparison Mr. Holmes! A
In case you forgot, Myles and Beckett are Artemis' toddler twin brothers. Myles is brunet while Beckett is blonde. See the Mycroft and Lestrade's point?!