Heres the next chap, this is for my friend Ilona, rock on princess just as long as you dont imagine gibbs and vance both doing a fandance togethr you'll be right

ALSO, you all have permission to gibbs slap me for not getting the following question in a trivia quiz correct; What is the capital of Pakistan? (NOT my fault, my group had three NCIS fans and we all mind blanked ok, so shut up)

Chapter 41 – Pinch You on the Arse

Catryn and Ducky sat by the fire swapping stories about their pasts, as Tony, Gibbs, and McGee sat at the TV watching a boxing match, Jenny and Kate sat around a table covered in magazines, each of them flicking through one, making small comments every now and then.

Abby was keeping up a constant stream of words directed at Ziva, they also sat at the magazine covered table but were not as happy as the other two occupants.

"Oh My God Ziva, my sister in laws dress was amazing! It was styled as though it was the eighteenth hundreds. But it was deliberately ripped in places, and part of the over material was pulled up over the tulle it was so amazing! She look gorgeous, they got the idea after watching the BBC make of Casanova, with that guy in it, David Tennant! It was gorgeous, and my baby brother wore black pants and this satin red puffy shirt he was so handsome!"

"That must've been quite a sight." Said Ziva,

"It was! They were so sweet! Oh My God! I just remembered!" Abby started rustling through the many magazines on the table and picked one up flicking through it. "This. Is the best wedding magazine out of all of them! It has top ten gothic wedding styles!"

She found what she was looking for and folded the magazine back, passing it to Ziva, "Look at that dress! That would look so sexy on you!"

The dress was white with a red bust, the whole thing covered in black lace.

"It is very… uh… different." Said Ziva,

"And look, here are the suggested bride's maid's dresses." She flipped the page and Ziva looked down at the black dresses with the same red bust, but no lace.

"They are… definitely matching."

"If you don't like those ones, then look at…" Abby grabbed the magazine back and started flicking through it again until she found what she was looking for, "Aha!" The next dress (number ten on the count down) was quit large and a bit princess-y. It also had a red bust, but the main dress had a red skirt hanging over the main white, with off the shoulder straps. The model held a white bouquet and wore elbow length white gloves and a tiara.

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"And the matching bride's maid's dresses are..." Abby turned the page and a tight red dress with two gathered ruffles at the knee, hemmed with black lace was displayed.

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"That dress is nice."

"I knew you would like it! I love it! It'd be perfect! Oh My God! Yes! You could get hearts sewn into all the dresses and tuxes then have the colour theme red, white, and black then get married on Valentines Day! That would be so romantic, ohh and at midnight! In the moonlight! No wait! Get married on the thirteenth instead so your honeymoon can be on Valentines Day. No. No, that wouldn't work! 'Cause the thirteenth is a Friday and you don't want to get married on black Friday! So Valentines Day! Oh and at sunrise, on the beach! It'd be so beautiful! This is going to be perfect! We really need to start planning, Valentines Day draws closer! Ziva why did you wait until a month before your wedding to plan! How are you supposed to get everything done in a month! But don't panic, we'll do it! So you can have the perfect fairy tale dream you wished for as a little girl. Awww!" Abby started to cry and she hugged Ziva close, "I'm so happy for you, this is going to be the best day of your life!"

"Abby!"

"There's no time to thank me Ziva we have get started!"

"Abby!"

"What?"

"I am not getting married in a month!"

"But Ziva, it's a month until Valentines Day."

"Abby, I do not plan to get married on Valentines Day. Tony and I haven't even spoken about the wedding since he asked. I doubt we'll get married this year, we will probably wait until next year, or the year after, I have no desire to be even talking about it just yet."

"A year! Ziva! You have to get married as soon as possible."

Ziva groaned and got up. "I am going to talk with Tony." She walked through a door and saw Gibbs and McGee on one couch and Tony stretched out on the other. She walked over and climbed onto the couch, lying down next to him.

"Hey." He whispered, "What's up."

Ziva kissed him, her hands wrapping around his neck.

Tony grinned, "What was that for."

"I love you." Whispered Ziva,

"I love you too." They kissed again.

"You have sex on that couch you're paying for it." Said Gibbs,

They ignored him, kissing softly and lovingly having a moment in their own little world.

"Ziva, Ziva, Ziva!" Abby bounced into the room, jumping up and down,

Ziva looked into Tony's eyes, silently pleading to stay with him.

"Hey, uh, Abby," Said Tony, "Would you mind looking after Trina for the night?"

"Keep it in your pants Tony." Abby sighed, "Come on Ziva!" She grabbed Ziva's wrist and pulled her up then half dragged her to the other room back to the table.

"Well?" Asked Abby,

"Well what?"

"Well pick!"

"Pick what?"

"A dress!"

"For what?"

"For the bride's maids!"

"Oh." Ziva looked down to see about ten open magazines with various dresses, "I do not know Abby."

"Well who is you're maid of honour? The other dresses can be based around that."

"I do not know."

Abby looked confused; "You don't know?" She shrugged, "Okay, well what about your bride's maids?"

"I do not know Abby."

"How can you not know who the bride's maids are yet?! What about the Groomsmen?"

"I do no-"

"Flower Girl? Ring Bearer?"

"Abby, I do not know."

"How can you not know this Ziva?! I thought we were your friends!"

Ziva looked at Abby confused, what was so important about bride's maids and dresses and dates?

"Abby I do not understand, what is so upsetting?"

"You will remember this day for the rest of your life it has to be perfect and you have to start working everything out now!"

Ziva snapped.

"OK enough all ready Abby! This is my wedding and I will plan it how I want and right now…" She glared at Abby and stormed into the next room, Abby, Kate and Jenny following her.

Ziva walked straight to Tony and looked him in the eye.

"I can not marry you Tony. The wedding is off."

Shock Horror! What has Abby done? lol