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Chapter 52 – TMD

It had been a hectic week for the DiNozzo house hold. Ziva had just hit six months and Trina had a birthday party full of squeals and laughter as her and her friends watched her new DVD's and ate chocolate. Tony was almost completely sure their food must have been spiked with Caf-Pow.

And to top off a weekend with minimal sleep, Tony and Ziva were called in on a case on Sunday. It had been almost non stop until about nine pm Tuesday. So when Ziva managed to ease herself into bed at ten pm, she was not surprised to see Tony fast asleep.

The next morning Ziva was standing in the shower letting the warm water wash over her body as she sung softly in Hebrew.

"You should sing more often."

Ziva jumped and turned around as fast as she could.

"Tony!"

Tony laughed, "Did I scare the big bad Mossad Officer?"

She glared, "No. I'm just not used to you being in here while im showering."

"What're talking about? I take every singles chance I get to watch you naked and standing under a jet of water…" His voice trailed off as his eyes drank in the sight before him.

"You used to, but now Tony, you haven't been in here while I showered in five weeks."

"What? No."

"Don't you remember Tony?" She said in a pur, "We were right here, under the water…"

Tony grinned, "I remember."

Ziva chuckled, "Then either get in here and remind me or go wake Trina."

Cringing Tony started to leave, "Ohh Ziva, why'd you have to mention Trina?" He left leaving Ziva to shake her head and try to think of another time he'd turned down sex.

* * *

Tony was with Trina eating breakfast when Ziva walked into the dining room; she smiled and kissed Catryn's head then pecked her husband's lips before walking into the kitchen and taking her pregnancy vitamins.

As she placed her now empty glass in the sink the phone started to ring.

"I will get it." She said before answering, "Shalom?"

A male voice replied, "Shalom Ziva, my darling."

Ziva's eyes flew open and she slammed the phone back in its cradle.

"Ziva?" asked Tony,

Ziva was stoped from replying by the phone ringing again. She picked it up, "Shalom?"

"You are very rude sweetie."

"I am not your sweetie." Ziva spat in Russian

"You have company?" asked the man, "Well, tell them Sha'ul says 'hello'."

"I do not know how you got this number but lose it immediately and never call again."

She hung up and cursed in Russian.

She felt two arms wrap around her middle and Tony kissed her neck. "You ok?" He whispered in her ear,

"I am fine."

Tony released his hold on her; he was sick and tired of her shield. He started to walk away muttering, "Of course you are."

* * *

It was the same Wednesday night when Abby sat at her small table with her dinner in front of her. She took a sip of half glass of red wine she had decided to spoil herself with.

At that moment the phone started to ring, so Abby pushed her self up and waddled over to the phone.

"Abby Sciuto at your service." She answered,

"Abby? It's Ziva."

"Hey Ziva! Did Gibbs send you home early too?"

"He sent us all home about an hour ago, but Tony has taken Trina to go get pizza."

"Cool, being pregnant does have its advantages."

"And its disadvantages." Muttered Ziva,

Abby laughed, "I know! I am so tired and I can't have any Caf-Pow! And my feet are killing me! I have to wear flat sandals, me in flat sandals!"

"That is true, but I was thinking of a different disadvantage."

Abby frowned, "Like what?"

"Sex!" Ziva exclaimed, "Oh my God Abby, sex!"

"What about it?"

"I have never been craving sex more then I am now! It was not like this last time! Last time I swore I'd never have sex again but now, I have to be with him every second of the day! I can barely control myself!"

"So why don't you just, you know, give in?"

"Because I am pregnant! I am fat and swollen and hormonal and emotional and Tony and I have been having some tr-" Ziva broke off.

"Some what?" asked Abby, "You two are ok right?"

Ziva took a breath, "Abby, he went to wake Catryn instead of joining me in the shower this morning."

Abby let out a breath, "Wow."

Ziva sighed, "You and McGee are still… intimate, yes?"

"Well yea, it's a bit different though, I had to convince him it wasn't weird first but now he's right into it."

Ziva groaned, "Abby… TMD"

"TMD? You mean TMI; Too Much Information."

"What ever."

"Sorry. But Ziva don't worry about it, we don't have a twelve year old living with us."

"Abby how long has it been for you?" Ziva asked,

"A few days."

"I haven't had sex in five weeks!"

"You mean Tony has gone five weeks without-"

"He is a man Abby, and he has a subscription of GSM, some of which he reads openly at work."

"So you think he…"

"Oh please Abby, I know he does."

"So why don't you confront him?"

Ziva laughed, "Maybe you're not the right person to talk to. Perhaps I should call Kate; she knows what it is like to be sexually frustrated."

"Call Kate about Tony? I wouldn't."

Ziva sighed, "I suppose you are right Abby. I am sorry to have troubled you."

"It's ok."

"Shalom Abby."

"Bye."

Abby hung up the phone and took another sip of her wine as she heard the door to her apartment open.

Tim walked into Abby's apartment a feeling of accomplishment still shining in his smile.

"Timmy!" Abby's cheerful voice called, and McGee could hear her footsteps rushing as fast as they could to him.

"Hey Abs." Abby made her way to him and they hugged and Abby lent in for a kiss before suddenly jerking back.

"Why do you smell like citrus?"

"What?"

"Is that…" Abby looked at McGee's cheek, "Is that lipstick on your cheek?"

"What?"

"Where have you been? Ziva said you got off work an hour ago?"

"Well Yea but I had to go see Sarah."

"Sarah?"

"Yea she's my-"

"Your what McGee? Your bit on the side?! Out! Get out of my apartment! Now!"

"Abby I would never cheat on you!"

"I don't want to hear excuses McGee! GET OUT! I never want to see you again!" Abby pushed McGee out the door and slammed it in his face before bursting into tears.

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