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* 5 minutes later*
Yui Suzumiya's POV.......dramatic style..........
Here I was......In my own T.V talk show studio.....or whatever they call them, playing hid and seek with a pureblood vampire:
Kaname Kuran. But this was no simple game of hide and seek......no.....this was "hide and wait for someone to put make-up on you".
a game that I, Yui Suzumiya personaly made up. I turned a corner, looking both ways to see if Kaname-sama wasnt on the other side.
I looked high and low with no sign of Kaname-sama. I walked down the hall way and stoped at the storage closet. I slowly opened the
door and all of a sudden, the song from the movie "Jaws" started playing.....well I was imagining it in my head. o.0 "A-HA!" I yelled, only
to find an amused Kaname watching my childish actions.
Me: .......What?!
Kaname: You actually think Im having fun playing this game dont you?
Me: Well, what kind of teen doesnt like to play hide and go seek?! Oh, wait! I remember Ruka-san saying that you have been a grown up for many years now and you only look like a kid on the out-side! So you must be really old now huh?!
Kaname: ......So you think Im old hmm?.......damn that Ruka......
Me: And then Zero-san said you were a pervert, and Ichijo-san said you like to read "weird" manga and-.........
Kaname: when I get home, Im going to slap ALL of them.....but mostly Aidou. So, Suzumiya-san, do YOU think Im a pervert?
Me: .......why do you ask? 0.o
Kaname: I just want to know your thoughts.......
Me: Well, you talk to Yuki-san like all the time and when you do talk to her Zero-san isnt around, and your always checking up on her like 24/7 and well Yuki-san is like what 15, 16? and your like 100 years old sooo......
Kaname: So you do think Im a pervert?.......
Me: ..........Well......no, your not a pervert.......more like a pedophile.......maybe even a stalker, but not a pervert.
Kaname: .......I see......
Me: *BAHM* OKAY!! I GOT THE BLUSH ON KANAME-SAMA!! :D
Kaname: *cough* *cough* You got it in my eyes.......IT BURNS.......
Me: Oh, so sorry kaname-sama but hey, no pain, no picture of Kaname-sama with make-up on for me!
Kaname: Huh......Now that I think about it, you never explaind how I can try to win.
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about that......Okay, If me and my brother cant get all of the make-up on you in less than 10 minutes you win the game and get your date with Yuki-san! Starting......Now! Go hide Kaname-sama! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.........
Kaname: 10 minutes, how hard can it be?
Me: ......Heh, heh, heh ,heh........I WILL WIN!!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! *Cough* * cough* O.K, .....I cant breath......Now were was I?
*Meanwhile*
Nat: Huh, I cant belive Im playing one of my sisters dumb games agian.......well I guess I'll sing a song while I look for Kaname-sama.
....(humming) ..... ......you spin me right, round baby, right round like a record baby..... ...huh? Hey! Who go theres!? Show yourself!
Unknown person: Ahah!! I have found out your secret!! Wait till I tell the WHOLE WORLD!! MWAH HA HA HA!!!! *runs away*
Nat: .....Oh, no......I cant belive SHE is her......I got to find her before she tells Yui I like sings wierd songs!
*Meanwhile*
Me: Oh, were could Kaname-sama be?! Aahh!!!
Unknown person: Got you!! Long time no see, miss Suzumiya #2!
Me: *go's into shock* ......OMG......OMG.....HARUHI?! HARUHI SUZUMIYA?!?!?! HARUHI-SAN!!! I CANT BELIVE ITS YOU!!!!!
Nat: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BOOM* Ow! ......The slow motion works in the movies, so why did I fall?!.....Nevermind.
Kaname: There you are, where were you?! You took a long time, I was geting tired of waiting. Who is this?
Haruhi: Allow me to introduce myself, I am Haruhi Suzumiya! The leader of the S.O.S brigade! And who are you?
Kaname: I am Kaname Kuran, I am the leader of the night class at Cross Academy. I. Will. Be. Ruler. Of. The. World!!!!!!
Haruhi: .......Never heard of you. Anyways, now that Im here, I wanted to try some cosplay costums on Yui, cuz Mikuru is on a field trip so I need someone to try them on for her!
Me: I look up to you Haruhi-san, but I will NOT wear none of your costumes!
Haruhi: Oh, come on! You'll look so cute in them! And after that, I'll take some pictures! Now come on! Put it on!!
Me: Hey!! I said i dont want too!!!! Hey, wait a minute, not in front of Kaname-sama!!!
Haruhi: Hurry up, I dont got all day!!! Take of the shoe's too!!
Me: NOOOOO!!!! Dont just stand there, LEAVE!!!
Nat: Even thoe your my sister, I thinks its so kawaii when your mad like this!! Go Haruhi-san!!!
Kaname: *click* *flash* Ahem..... ;P
Me: YOU PERVERTS!!
Haruhi: Good thinking Kaname! Take as many pictures as you can, I want to put them in my newest movie!
Me: NNOOOOOO!!! DONT LOOK!!! NO PHOTO! NO PHOTO!!!!!
Nat: OH!! I didnt know you liked wearing Hello kitty underwear!!
Me: I'll kill all of you pervs!!!! Look away, look away!!!!!
Haruhi: Stop moving!!........Almost....got it...there! You look so cute Yui-chan!!! Now, pose! Come on work it girl!
Me: *sobbing* Noooooo! Kaname-sama and my stupid brother saw Hello kitty!!! Why?! WHY HARUHI?!?!?
Haruhi: Oh, stop whining! Now hurry up and put on this next out-fit!
Me: Can I at least change in a room....ALONE?!?!?!
Haruhi: ........No. HURRY UP!!!
Nat and Kaname: *snap* *flash*
Nat: So, you come here often?
Kaname: Just on weekends.
Nat: Cool.....I'll buy us some drinks. Waitress, 2 Kool-aids please.
Kaname: I have no idea what "kool-aid" is but, I'll have the red one. I love red......
Nat: Yeah, Im sure you do vamp.......Hey baby,what up? Can I buy you a kool-aid?
Me: OH, SHUTUP!! Let go Haruhi!!
Haruhi: Wait a minute, let me fix your hair!!
Me: WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!?!
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Okay, as you an see, I brought Haruhi into the story, and if you dont know who Haruhi is, then please watch the anime, its really funny and full of randomness! Its called "The melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" Its allredy dubed so you can watch it in english or japanese! I do NOT own The melancholy of Haruhi suzumiya or its characters! I will be stoping it here, and I will update soon I hope. I got a lot of stuff going on around my house these days so I dont have time to get online to write! Okay, well thanks for reading, I hope you liked the story and please review!!