"Stop it, Yuffie."
"Bu-but! Vincent, I really nee-"
"Yuffie," Vincent's strained voice interrupted. The ninja jumped when she felt a hand hold firmly against her hip. She looked up at him to see his face, but it was much too dark to see clearly. She did notice however, that his figure hunched slightly over her as if he were injured. The rumble of his voice carried through the darkness faintly. "You're uncomfortable, I understand. I am uncomfortable as well. We will leave this place, but we must wait until it is safe."
"Ugh!" Yuffie cried in frustration. It had been hours since they snuck into some secret hide out Reeve sent them to investigate. They hadn't gone very far into the cave when two armed people appeared forcing them into a different path to avoid being seen. Which turned out to be a hole in the cave, and not a very spacious one at that. Currently, she and the gunman were sandwiched together by the walls of the cave. At first, she didn't mind the close proximity even if her heart felt like it'd be bruised later the way it thumped against her chest. She never let him think she enjoyed it for a second though, by the way she complained about how he smelled like a bag of grandmas.
The armed strangers stayed in the dim light of the torch. As the minutes passed by and the men remained standing there, she figured it was their post. Vincent decided it would be best to wait and see if the men would start talking about information that they could report back to Reeve. But the two were so silent, Yuffie wondered if they had gone to sleep.
More and more time passed by, and Yuffie began to feel the need to use the bathroom. She tried to distract herself, but when literally nothing was happening, time went by slower. She could only think about Vincent pressed against her for so long and what would happen if she brought her fingers to his neck till her loaded bladder out grew her fascination.
And so she began to fidget, subtly at first, but then it transformed into an outright squirm. That's when Vincent found he could no longer concentrate on anything but her and asked her to stop. He hadn't meant for his hand to wander to her hip, but at least she'd grown still. A larger problem arose however: he was having a hard time removing his hand which seemed to be glued to her curve.
"Who cares about that! I'm about to pee on your leg!" She yelled suddenly, pulling away from him and their hiding spot, catching the attention of the guards. She was armed with her giant shuriken and he was ready for battle as well just as they began to shoot at her. Yuffie dodged and used her shuriken to deflect a few bullets coming her way while Vincent dispatched their enemies with two accurate shots.
"Where are you going?" Vincent asked as he lowered his gun, seeing his companion hopping away.
"Just let me in this dark corner, kay?" Yuffie said replied as she disappeared inside the small hole they had occupied seconds ago. He heard her grumble, "And we can go and explore this stupid cave."
Vincent followed after her, stopping at the entrance to find her crouching on the ground, with her shorts still on, fortunately. "They know we are here. It is not safe to continue."
"Whatever!" Yuffie exclaimed, batting him away with a hand. She could feel her embarrassment rising from just staring up at him from her position. Was he just going to watch her? He really needed to realize when a girl needed her space. "Just let me-"
Sounds of stirring echoed through the cave, cutting her off. They remained silent, simply listening to the various sounds within the cave. After a second, he turned his attention back to her and said quickly, "There's no time for that, we have to go."
"I'm about to pee my pants here!" She whispered at him furiously. She meant it too. She wasn't sure how long she could hold it in as they continued to argue. And great Da Chao, the sound of water dripping from the stalactites did not help at all.
The intensity of her glare and whispered tones told him, perhaps she was about to do just that. She stared up at him, fidgeting on spot as he seemed to be stunned into an uncomfortable silence. She thought smugly that he would give in and back off, and that she had won this battle. She just wished he would hurry up and relent.
After a considerable amount of time he stood silently over her, he finally stated with an unreadable expression, "You'll be caught with your pants down."
The ninja burst out laughing, clutching her stomach as she guffawed, "Vin-Vince! Did you just, did you just-!" Her laughter died as quickly as her smile as if something had just dawned on her. Slowly, she brought her large grey eyes up to the silent gunman with a mixture of shock and horror which, after a second, transformed into a menacing glare of fury. And that's when she hit him.