Luffy's world was crumbling before him, his 'girl' was being taken away to be screwed by a really fugly looking dude while the world is going to end for him and every other 'diseased ridden' human. "LUFFY!" Zoro tried to get his attention, "What do we do now?!" Luffy still didn't know and he couldn't face Zoro to tell him he was mentally screwed.
"Huh.... Huh... Huh... Ahhh....! Stairs.... My.... ha.... enemy.... damn you.... ha....." Jeff struggled up the last flight of stairs and noticed the tied up and helpless mercenaries. "Hey! I know you guys!" Luffy and Zoro looked over. "Wait, we know you too." Zoro analyzed Jeff, "..... your that fat guy with those other mercs that make fun of you all the time."
Jeff snorted, "Hmph, we don't go by 'MERCS' for we are not scum! We prefer soilders for hire!"
Zoro and Luffy looked at him, ".... You ARE an idiot..."
This basically kicked Jeff's self esteem in the nuts. "Thanks... now if you'll excuse me! I have to tell the Srg the dynamite is all placed." Jeff sat down his last piece and headed towards the stairs. Then Luffy's brain began to work again. "Wait!" Jeff turned around, "What???" Luffy smirked proudly, "Untie us and let Zoro go with you.... and tell your Srg. I have a plan."
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The elevator came to a stop at the bottom floor in the back of the building. Vegapunk picked up a now mouth gagged Nami and handed Sentoumaru the still uncurious Chopper, "Here... you finish the transfusion process 'below' and I will be waiting in the bunker. Hurry my friend... I would 'HATE' it if you died out here." The blindly loyal Sentoumaru nodded and proceeded the elevator to the BASEMENT level. Vegapunk headed off somewhere near the building.
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"DUDE! WE'VE GOT OUR ASSES PINNED WORSE THAN A 12 YEAR OLD BLONDE WHEN SHE ASKED HER DAD ABOUT SEX WHEN THEY WERE 'CONVENIANTLY' HOME ALONE!!!!" Lenny and the others hid behind the lobby's large front desk as the 'Kizaru-bots' continued their laser beam barrage. "Are you all still alive???" they all questioned at once.
Bobby: "I don't know... let us all check our pulses-"
They all popped out from behind the desk and shot at them.
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Most of the bots weren t even effected by the bullets. The robots quickly resumed thier onslaught and the Followers had to duck down once again.
Lenny: "Shit! We are mega boned here."
Bobby looked over at the Srg who was surprisingly in the fetal position.
Bobby: "You think it'll happen again."
Lenny: "Tch. Doubt it. We got lucky when Marty shoved his gun in that PX-thingy's mouth and it made a clinking sound that sounded like a Vietnams prostitute."
Bobby: "Wait. I got it!"
Bobby shot upwards toward the sprinkles in the ceiling and they all went off.
Suddenly, Srg began shaking and going spastic. "TghchigagagagafuckshittahackksAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Srg just like fucking hulked out.
Something about Srg, regardless that he is the leader of mercenaries- I mean 'soldiers for hire'- When faced with extreme odds of dyeing, he becomes scarred shitless and almost pisses himself. You would too..... if you fought in the SECOND Vietnam War..... What can I say LBJ IV fucked up like his great-granddad. And due to this 'post-traumatic' syndrome not only pansies but wicked shit scary killing skills came with it when he is reminded of anything about Vietnam. Say a Vietnamese prostitute.... or 'rain'.
"DIE YOU FUCKING CHARLIES!!!!!!!"
Srg began charging at the robots as the water poured down upon his enemy. He grabbed one and gunned the fuck out of another. He continued his unadulterated carnage.... while singing. "If you like pina coladas!!!..... And getting caught in the RAIN!!!! If you're not into yoga!" he beat down another Kizaru-bot and field goal kicked its head off. "YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!.... And you have half a brain..."
The guys now just stood there, watching their Srg waste the robots.
Lenny: "Huh... "Escape" (The Pina Colada Song) by Robert Holmes... I was actually kind of wanting him to finish "More Than a Feeling" by Boston."
Bobby: "... Me too actually. Who knew he had a voice for karaoke."
Srg: "I'm the lady you've looked for! Write to me, and escape!"
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Jeff looked as if he just went brain dead, "We're gonna WHAT!?!?!"
Luffy shook his head at the fat guy's ignorance, "Not you dumbass, ME."
"Oooooh, I like this plan more now.... Even though it is still freaking psychotic."
Zoro put his hand on Jeff's shoulder, "You'll get used to it, I don't fully get his plan either.... Let's go."
He and Jeff headed for the stairs. Zoro looked back one more time at Luffy, "You sure?"
Luffy nodded with confidence, "Yeah! You know what I say, Today is How you Make It . "
Zoro smiled, "And Tomorrow Goes on How You Make Today, yeah, I remember." and followed Jeff down stairs.
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Srg had finished his rampage and with the destruction of the last Kizaru-bot. "Ha... Ha... Oh shit.... I have to sit down..." He fumbled to the floor, sitting on his butt and catching his breath.
Lenny: "You ok Srg?"
Bobby: "Wow, didn't know you cared Lenny."
Lenny: "Hey, the guy saved our lives... TWICE. The least I could do is be concerned for about 5 seconds..... Ok, times up. So Srg, if you kill over now from a heart attack or something, I won't care."
Srg: "I rather.... ha... have an alien..... ha.... defecate.... on my corpse..... ha.... than have you cry over me.... and I don't mean.... an ALIEN... ha.... I mean.... a Mexican...... ha.... they're filthier...."
Lenny: "And that folks, was Srg's racist slur of the day."
Zoro and Jeff came down the stairs and met up with the others. But Srg saw Zoro first and thought other wise, "Chubby look out!" he pointed his gun at Zoro.
Jeff: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! It's all good Srg! He and his buddy are with us now. They want that Vegan guy dead too. And you HAVE to hear what he is planning to do."
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Vegapunk nearly made it to the bunker when he heard a lot noise from up above. As the large crash sounded from the top floor of the building an object came hurdling down ward.
*WHAM*
A corpse of one of Vegapunk's 'children' hit the pavement. "WHAT?!?!?" He looked up and saw Luffy looking out of the large hole of broken glass he had just made. "SENTOURMARU!" he yelled through a com link he had with his henchman. "Yes boss?"
"I need you up here, NOW!"
"But... I haven't fully begun the trans fusion."
"NOW! IF YOU DON'T, THERE MIGHT NOT BE A CHANCE TO!!!"
"Hold it right there Bitch-punk"
Vegapunk looked around and saw Zoro with the Followers with their guns pointed at him.
"You think you all can STOP me!?!? HA! You can't stop the inevitable!"
"Vega-no ojiki! I am here! What is wrong! Don't touch him you swine!" Sentoumaru swung his axe at Zoro and the others and the backed off a little. The Followers were about to shoot him down when Zoro saw he had Chopper in his hands. "Wait! We can't hurt the kid! We WON'T hurt the kid!"
Srg: "Damn it! And I had a good shot!"
Zoro: "We WON'T hurt him!"
Lenny: "I swear we'll just hit the fat sumo guy."
Zoro: "I'm not taking any chances."
Zoro turned back around to face Sentoumaru. "Hey, what do you say about a one on one fight, no weapons?"
Sentoumaru smirked, "I don't think so." and swung his broadaxe.
Zoro smirked too, "I didn't think so."
*BANG!*
Zoro had hidden a shot gun under his coat and Sentoumaru s swing left him open... for a head shot.
Chopper fell out of his now lifeless arms and was caught by Zoro.
Lenny: "Talk about not seeing it coming."
Vegapunk went ballistic, "YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!?!?!?!?" He pulled out a gun and pointed it to Nami's head.
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone looked up. The scream came from Luffy, who was now at the VERY edge of the hole in the building, holding about something small.
Zoro's eyes widened, "HOLY SHIT!!"
Bobby: "What?"
Zoro: "That's a fucking bomb disruptor!!!"
Marty: "What's that?"
Zoro: " A small ass-hole of a device. It can remotely set off ANY kind of explosive.... like say FUCKING DYNAMITE!"
Srg: "Oh hell...."
Luffy jumped.
And along the way he clicked the bomb disruptor every 2 or 3 seconds, setting of all the dynamite on each floor. Vegapunk's world becoming ash.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zoro smirked, "Man, that thing is SUPER black market, it must have taken him forever to find one."
But then the smirk vanished, "LUFFY YOU IDIOT! WHY JUMP 8 STORIES!!?!?!?!?!"
The Followers, and Nami, realized this too.
Lenny: "Dude, he is SO DEAD when he hits the ground!"
As the building came crumbling down, Luffy became closer and closer to Vegapunk, until finally....
*WHAM!!!!!!!!!!*
I don't know what a punch backed up with a force of falling 8 stories down first feels like...... but Vegapunk is NOT getting up from one.
As Vegapunk hit the ground, blood gushing from his head..... so did Luffy.
He slid down the pavement, his blood making a wide trail.
Zoro: "LUFFY!!! SHIT! He's bleeding really badly!"
Those were the last words Luffy heard as he blacked out........ maybe, as he died.
To be Concluded.........
Lenny with a piece of paper in his hand, he reads off of it. "We "may" have recently use jokes that were VERY offensive to the following: pre-teen sex curious blondes, mexicans and.... What??? The Amish!? How the FUCK are they gonna know we EVEN said anything!?!? This is bullshit.... Uh.. oh and thank you for your time."