EM woke up on the couch she usually slept on.
When she stood up she felt t5hat all she was wearing was Evils shirt.
What in the world happened last night? EM thought. Elly found EM and handed her a pregnancy test stick.
"Pea on this." Elly directe EM.
"Why?"
"Do it!" Elly commanded.
EM did and left it on the counter on top of some tissue.
She went and put some clothes on. About a hour later she came in the bathroom and shut the door.
She picked it up to see her results.
"Positive! WHY IN THE HELL IS IT POSITIVE!!!!!" EM said then
Let out a scream at the top of her lungs.
She sat on the floor and stared at the wall.
Flippy came inside the bathroom.
"Man princess first you take my sleep now you wake me up?" Flippy said humorously.
EM just looked at him confused.
"Where in the hell is Evil?"
"Morning killing spree but after that scream he should be here in…"
"EM! What happened?"
"Oh nothing much just PREGNANT!"
Evil stared at her for a minute.
"EM do you remember last night at all?" Evil asked.
EM just Shook her head
"Nope all I remember was falling asleep."
"Well last night you came home we sent Elly to bed and you asked for a shot.
You kept taking shots and you passed out for like 20 minutes. When you woke I insisted you go to bed but you tackled me on my bed and…."
"I think we get it now." Flippy interrupted.
EM asked to be alone.
When Evil went in the other room Flippy went near the bathroom door to listen to EM.
After a few hours passed EM still refused to come out.
"Please EM?" Evil said worried.
"Nope." EM answered back.
"there is only one more thing I could think of. I need to get her mad." Flippy whispered.
"Ok but if she hurts you don't come to me." Evil replied.
Flippy went by the door and started rehearsing Teen pregnancy commercials.
"Teen pregency…. Don't do it."
EM started blushing angrily.
"Flippy shut up before I come out there and murder you!"
"The percent of teens pregnant has grown. Don't do it. Be safe use protection."
EM couldn't stand him. He was making fun of her. She slammed the door open and started chasing him. Evil stopped her.
"EM just ignore him."
"Why am I pregnant? Why now?"
"EM I know this is shocking but you will be a damn good mom."
The months passed and then the great day came.
"FLIPPY EVIL GET IN HERE!"
Flippy and Evil ran into Ems room and helped her into the car.
Flippy grabbed Elly and put her in the car.
When it was all one EM passed out.
When she woke up they told her she had a little girl.
She was small and had bear ears and a wolf tale.
She was gray and had dark brown hair.
"I think she should be named Kelsie."
"That's perfect sweetie." Evil said nervously.
When EM was released with her baby she was happy.
"She looked at flippy and added
"Oh yeah and about the teen pregnancy thing months ago…."
She paused then continued.
"Up yours."
She walked away laughing and Evil started laughing.
In the car he smiled when he saw EM holding Kelsie and smiling at her.