A/N : THIS IS THE ROYAL RUMBLE FINALLY LOL ENJOY…..

Your dad and mom always tells you that if you are nice that others would be nice in return. You weren't really sure if they were lying to protect you from the truth or that the world had just changed that much since they were teenagers. You also aren't sure which you'd prefer being a scrawny teenage kid in high school that gets thrown into trash cans or locked into lockers till a teacher finds you when all the blood from your body drains to one side and you ace all over as to a result for you limping and then they make gay jokes about someone's dick being shoved up your ass. Or being a buff sexy famous superstar that has everything he's ever wanted to his name being chanted by millions, to being talked about all over the world, to have every man and woman and mostly children grovel at your feet like your some God, to also being gay with a master you have a sex drive for every 20 minutes maybe less and a sexy God like boyfriend that has the kindest heart you can ask for in a man and still be quite intimidating when protecting you.

I have all those things and did all those things but one thing I didn't expect was having to go through my teenage years all over again with men my body mass size. WWE is a very great place to make friends in Co workers and even find love with the men and women you work with if your lucky there single and love you back. But there is that detail that not very many of the WWE universe realize that back stage in the arena is just like high school you have your more experienced fighters that have been in WWE for a long time like myself, the rebellious loud mouths that intimidate people with there words much like my master Punk being the leader of it, The geeky nerd superstars that play video games at age 30 more then teens at age 16 like Zack Ryder, and the Jocks that think there most hottest things on planet earth even though the older veterans such as Randy and myself get more hot and approved points then they can ever dream of with all the women and men having wet dreams of us just by walking by them, then there's cheerleader divas much like Alicia Fox and Kelly Kelly.

But the reason behind all this blabber about high school and jocks well I have come across the most homophobic jock of them all Dolf Ziggler. Since the beginning Dolf and many other straight men in this company still are homophobes who are very uncomfortable fighting gays that should be a normal thing in the 21st century but obviously there's still problems with it. Dolf on the other hand has had his sights set on destroying me since before our big feud on TV it's a real life dislike and seriously I have no idea what I have done to get him so riled up. This feud with the AJ scandal thing just fuels the fire that Dolf finally gets me in a ring alone where he can supposedly beat the gay out of me specially since he nearly gone nuts when his own good ex friend now CM Punk tells Dolf he's gay himself and now owns me as his sex slave now boyfriend along with Randy.

Dolf has never forgiven me to this day for supposedly taking his best friend Punk away from him. I watch the TV screen at the Gorilla position as I stretch some for the Royal Rumble as I'm in the middle number 19th entry so I still have awhile till my time. I feel arms wrap around my waist pulling me close till my back collided with a hard muscled stomach as I look down to see beautiful grey and black skeleton tattoos that make me smile as I hear the love of my life Randy breath near my neck. "I love you baby boy what are you doing up here when you could be in the locker room with Punk and I as we ravish you before our Royal Rumble spots are called?" Randy asks me seductively as I feel his beautiful large hands travel all over my stomach under my navy blue you can't see me shirt. I grab a hold of Randy's traveling hands as I stretch my neck to the side so I can get a good look at my man "well probably because we all specially Punk have to have clear heads tonight to do our jobs right ok….. Then after our match (I say turning in Randy's arms with lust in my eyes as I stare into his) I will let you and Punk ravish as much and as hard as you two want in any position." I say making Randy's eyes go a shade darker licking his lips as I throw my arms around his neck pulling his face in smashing our lips together in a heated kiss.

"Oh God cant you two do that disgusting faggish blasphemy somewhere else where straight hot people like me cant see it as we throw up in our mouths" I hear as Randy and myself split up breathing heavily as we look over to see Cody Rhodes with Damien Sandal flanking beside him looking at us in disgust much like the look I get from Dolf a lot of times when I'm with either Randy or Punk. "Well ass hole if you don't like us being gay in front of you MOVE!" Randy shouts back at Cody with the viper glare in tacked as I hear Cody and Damien scoff walking back were they came from and that makes me place my hand gently onto his strong Peck to calm him down before he gets the idea to jump Cody right now and beat him to a bloody pulp much like last year when Cody needed stitches from the result of Randy's wrath.

I feel Randy start to calm down as I look over to see Punk coming in our direction with a huge smirk and in his handsome black and white trunks with matching boots decorated with black starts and what I call his homeless man black hoodie that makes him look anything but champion material. He comes up in front of me as he turns me back around till my back is pressed against Randy's body again with my front pressed against Punks making me sandwiched in the middle of my wonderful caring men. Punk leans in to my ear as he whispers "I have a surprise for my pet since you have been such a good pet lately and I got Vince to sign someone back in WWE just for you my pet." Punk says making my eyes light up in excitement as I see punk chuckle at my kid like behavior at this news "Really who is it?" I ask looking around for the person to be at Gorilla position with us before they go out. Randy looks at Punk curiously as Punks nods to him in assurance of his perfect plan to make Johns day better.

Fireworks erupt on the TV screen to show what's going out in the arena as the lights turn off and the fans erupt in cheers of chaos as Break the Walls Down theme music alights the whole arena and Chris Jericho's flashy blue and red lit jacket shines through the darkness. My mouth drops in awe of happiness as my mentor, best friend, and ex boyfriend comes walking down the ramp to the ring to go against my arch enemy Dolf Ziggler as number 2 slot in the Royal Rumble. I look into Punks eyes as I see him smiling at my happiness as I reach forward pulling Punk into a hot sexy heated make out session to show him how much I appreciate my lover/master for thinking of me like this. I hear Punk moan in the kiss as our tongs battle as I can feel his hard on against my thigh making it that much hotter. I hear a clear of the throat and break apart with a dazed Punk in bliss to look behind me with a smirking Randy with his arms crossed over his chest in a playful jealousy and I laugh a bit at Randys playfulness pressing myself against Randy again as he holds me protectively. Punk and Randy knows Chris and my history ever since I first came into the WWE in 2002 Chris behind the scenes of TV took me under his wing as he became my mentor for years till we got so close we became best friends as we were inseparable. Years later Miz and Sheamus came along as Randy and I broke up in 2009 for Randy cheated on me with Justin Gabriel only for Chris to ask me out months later and Chris and I dated for a year. 2010 came along and Chris was fired by Stephanie McMahon and it gave Randy a chance to work for my forgiveness as we got back together in the middle of 2010 and lasted till 2011 when Chris got rehired and old feelings started to flair but I never acted on them as I stayed just best friends with Chris, Miz, and Sheamus as Randy has stayed with me till today now with Punk by my side as well.

((( ROYAL RUMBLE )))

I adjust my wrist bands as I wait for the count down as Wade Barrett walks threw the curtain as number 18 and I'm next as my belly if full of butterflies of nerves till I get threw that curtain myself. I watch finally I hear the count down to 1 as Punk and Randy went off to the locker room to go get ready for there time I walk threw the curtain to hear boos and cheers so loud my ear drums are ringing and I love it as I feed of the emotions I send each fan. I look straight ahead as I see a line of Dolf, Wade, Heath and Cody all ready to attack me as soon as I slide under those ropes and I prepare myself for a beat down as I run and do a baseball slide in feeling the punches already taking place as they are surrounding me like a pack of wolves.

I finally get up to my feet throwing punches blindly of my own as I run over to Heath Slater as my first victim taking a hold of his long red hair slinging him across the ropes onto the floor eliminating him first as I grab Cody next and for his homophobic remarks earlier I put him up in a AA and sling him of my back onto the floor eliminating him as well making Cody glare at me for this. I hype up the crowd some as I come face to face with my old mentor Chris as I see him throw me a smirk before punches are exchanged making us seem really mad at each other but really personally I can feel his fingers brush my skin lightly sending unneeded tingles threw me. I try to AA him as well over the top rope but for some reason that shocks both Chris and I Dolf saves him punching Chris himself as I move on to the new NXT rookie Bo Dallas thinking I can get him easily but he backs me in a corner punching the hell out of me making me quite impressed actually rooting for him to last at the ending at least just so he could get brownie points for Vince to notice him. Later in that night its down to slot 26 and I hear voices theme song erupt throw the speakers making everyone in the arena go wild for my boyfriend Randy to run down the ramp sliding inside as he hits Antonio, Zack and sheamus with the high elbow. Ten I watch on as Randy looks evilly at Dolf as he knows Dolf a ass to me as he grabs Dolf off the mat tuning around and slamming him, Zack and Bo Dallas all in one go as I'm getting all hot and bothered just watching my man be the viper he is. But as I was watching the love of my life in his massacre I wasn't watching myself as I feel my body being lifted up high off the mat upside down as I look down to see Antonio has a hold of my waist trying to dump my onto the floor to eliminate me as I grab the top rope for leverage. Antonio finally drops me to the mat after giving up throwing a few punches before going on to the next guy as I set the in the corner to catch my breath and I look over to see Chris punching the hell out of Dolf as Dolf is lying flat on his back trying to hide his face from the punches.

I walk over to where Bo Dallas and Gender Mahol is trying to get either out until I hear my best friend Miz's theme music Awesome real loud and I take a glance to see Miz attack Antonio as those two are in a huge feud that is one of the best in WWE so far in my opinion. After Miz lays out Antonio he runs in the ring to join me as we nod to each other before beating the crap out of Dolf and his homophobic self as I hear Dolf yell at us to leave him alone faggots and it only fuels the fire Miz and I are on at the moment as we hit harder hopefully enough to hurt him.

The last contestant RyBack runs into the ring in rage as always knocking over everyone in his path and as I see him push over Miz it's a stab to the heart that my best friend got eliminated. And as RyBack turns Chris was thinking the same thing I was to avenge Miz he codebreakered RyBack making Ryback fall on his back for awhile at least as its down to Randy myself Sheamus RyBack and Chris. As we all lay flat on our backs tired I look up to hear the commotion and see Dolf hit Chris in the face to eliminate him and I see red in anger at Dolf for doing that to sweet Chris. Randy stands along with RyBack fighting there way through as Ryback throws Randy over the ropes getting him out as well and I look straight in his eyes as we connect only for a moment and I'm mentally going to get RyBack for taking out Randy and Miz.

Sheamus my third best friend takes out Dolf for me as its down to RyBack, Sheamus and myself for the final counts to see which is the winner. All three of us stare at each other but both of them stare at me and I know it's me being the face of the company has to with it but Sheamus and me being friends go after RyBack first to eliminate him from the competition as its harder then you think with a big guy like him. I get knocked out for a moment as I feel someone go over the top rope and I look over to see Sheamus on the floor and I gulp a bit knowing I have to face RyBack all by myself for the first time. We both stand up sizing each other up as I see RyBack stare me down like a piece of meat making me uncomfortable to say the least. I look straight at RyBack "This is for Randy, Miz Sheamus and Chris you prick" I say as I grit my teeth in anger charging for him unguarded by his blows as well as mine to him. I threw RyBack over the top rope finally as I saluted and celebrated as I walk threw my locker room with Randy waiting in open arms as we wait to see the results for Punks match and win or loose I will still be Punks no matter what…

OK FINALLY GOT IT DONE IT TOOK FOREVER FOR THIS CHAPTER TO BE WRITTEN AS I HAD TO GET IT JUST RIGHT.