Phineas is in jail for harboring a fugitive
Phineas was exercizing in his cell when the guard came to the door, or gate, or whatever it's called.
Guard: "Flynn, meet your new cell mate, they call him saba"
Flynn: "Why?"
Guard: "That's his name, he's under arrest for starting a bar fight and using broken glass to cut the other persons arm"
Flynn: "And you're letting him in here with me?"
Guard: "Yep, SABA"
Saba was about 6"6 and weighed approx 375 lbs, he had no hair, a lazy eye, 3 gold teeth, a tattoo that said "I eat organs" and a beard down to his bellybutton.
Guard: "By the way Flynn, your visitor is back"
Phineas leaves to see Isabella but can't help but be freaked out by Saba.
Isabella: "Hey Phineas, how you holding up?"
Phineas: "I could be worse"
Isabella: "What's wrong?"
Phineas: "My new cellmate is the size of 5 Bufords"
Isabella: "THAT BIG?"
Phineas: "Yep"
Isabella: "How much is it going to cost to bail you out?"
Phineas: "$700"
Isabella: "I don't have that much"
Phineas: "How much do you have?"
Isabella: "$395 in total"
Phineas: "Looks like I'm not going to be able to join you on your trip to Juarez"
Isabella: "I'll be able to get you out of here by then"
Phineas: "Thanks for the support"
Phineas and Isabella continued to talk for an hour until visiting hours were over.
Guard: "Come on Flynn, you still got a long day ahead of you"
Phineas then did a day of hard activities that caused him to feel exhausted by days end. you all can think of a montage that go with this song: The Lyrical version of the Aces & 8s 'Deadman's Hand' song:
A whiskey bottle sits upon the table, drownin' by the pound and I have a nervous heart.
A dealer dealin' good fate or misfortune, will have you sweatin' bullets for the right card.
The unexpected fear will come to haunt you like a breath of darkness ridin' in the wind, and it will drag you to the bowels of evil, pretty wild bills, cursed, doesn't ride again.
A deadman's hand, a deadman's fate, hold them once and you may never escape.
A deadman's hand, a deadman's fate, everybody fears the Aces and Eights.
A loaded gun hidin' underneath the table ready for the trigger in case you might go down.
You'll either come out standin' like a winner or lyin' in a pine box six feet underground.
A deadman's hand, a deadman's fate, hold them once and you may never escape.
A deadman's hand, a deadman's fate, everybody fears the Aces and Eights.
A deadman's hand, a deadman's fate, hold them once and you may never escape.
A deadman's hand, a deadman's fate, everybody fears the Aces and Eights
We're the deadman's hand, the deadman's hand
We're the deadman's hand, the deadman's hand
You gonna flip that last card, boy?
Phineas ended his day exhausted from his day, and went to bed scared of his new cell mate.
Done
