Title: Screaming Match
Author: Sierra (aka XFiercexxx)
Pairing: BlackStar/Maka for fluffypenguinscandy who requested it.
Note: Meh… Not much of a comeback fic but it was fun to write.
Disclaimer: Two words: Shirtless Soul.
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Black Star wonders if maybe she was dropped on her head as a baby.
Maka really wonders the same thing. I mean…His family wasn't exactly mentally stable…it's completely plausible.
He's too loud, she confides in Tsubaki, how do you stand him?
She's too angry, he proclaims way too loudly, and her chest is too flat. Who would ever like her? Before he could say 'Nyahaha' a Swahili dictionary cracked against his skull. Where she got one of those…in hardcover no less, he'll never know.
His laugh is obnoxious.
She thinks she's smarter than everyone.
He's too cocky.
She couldn't possibly be stronger than him.
He's all bark, no bite.
She's all bite no bark.
He really hates her.
She really hates him.
And thus a friendship is born.
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They started hanging out when Black Star needed help on a test and Maka, motivated by Tsubaki's insistence that he really wasn't all that bad, offered to tutor him.
As it turns out when he isn't doped up on sugar or around the guys he really is funny instead of obnoxious.
It continued when he asked her if she needed help with her basketball shot after they all played one day. "Your aim sucks," he'd said and placed her hands on the ball properly, "Like this stupid."
As it turns out. When someone actually bothers to teach her how to play she's pretty damn scary to play against in one on one.
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They aren't each others first kisses. Maka's first kiss is Soul. So is Black Star's… but that's a story for another day.
They're first kiss together is when Soul steals the last slice of pizza and Black Star lunges at him. He ducks and the assassin lands directly on Maka.
Needless to say they were the butt of many jokes.
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None of the others really understand how they got together. Or how they stand each other really.
He says she keeps him in line.
She says he can beat her papa in a screaming match.
They aren't really the best of liars.
A/N: Meh, short and cute. I like it anyway even if the pairing isn't very me.
I'm back baby!
-Sierra*~