Okay, I'm procrastinating everyday. And looks like the chibies won't happen until the next chapter.. or the next one. I don't know. Sorry, guys (you pedo! ...jk)

Chapter 1

When Kuroko first found out about 'it' 2.5 months after his first time with Akashi, he was shocked and panicked. And then he was pissed. The next weekend he met up with Akashi, he drank 3 large vanilla milkshake before he uttered a single word to the root of all... evil, a.k.a. Akashi Seijuurou.

"Why would you try to... impregnate me on the very same day we started dating?" Kuroko's voice was calm and deadpanned, but cold and menacing.

"Tried. And succeed," said Akashi, emphasizing every word. " And why, to bind you to me, of course. It shall be a reminder for you that you belong to me, and me alone. Did I not tell you about it last time? Besides, you like kids, don't you?" An easily missable blush crept up Kuroko's cheeks as he remembered their intimate session at the gym storage room.

"This kind of engraving* is too high level, Akashi-kun."

That day, Kuroko regretted having drunk 3 large milkshake in front of Akashi. Since then, Akashi had been nagging him about his daily diet. The redhead even went as far as (or used this chance, to be more accurate) to rent an apartment for them to live together. All that just to make sure Kuroko ate enough variety of foods from the five food group and nothing unhealthy. Though, the bluenette had to admit that he was happy about living together with his lover.

When they announced the pregnancy to the other kiseki members, plus Momoi and Kagami, there were wailings (mostly from Momoi and Kise), cracked glasses, choking and laughter from Aomine and Kagami (followed by flying scissor) and barely coherent words from Murasakibara (he just wouldn't stop munching on his precious snacks).

"Vovw, haz exfeched owv Agachin. Hu can megh vumeone hregnant huz vy wooking hinto heir efyes (wow, as expected of Akachin. You can make someone pregnant just by looking into their eyes)." And the purple giant received an 'are you an idiot' look from the horoscope-mania.

"Kurokocchiiiii! How could you *sobs* cheat on *sobs* mee-ssu?! I wanna *sobs* make you pregnant too-ssu!"

"We've never dated, Kise-kun. And I refuse." And a too-familiar red scissor flew past the model's ear before his crying got even louder.

"You're so cruel, Tetsu-kun! That means you've been cheating on me with Ki-chan and Akashi-kun since junior high graduation**?!"

"Are you ignoring me on purpose, Momoi-san? And we've never dated eithe...r..," Kuroko's words trailed away as Momoi's words struck him, "The medicine needs to be consumed regularly every month for 10 months to complete its job..."

As everything became crystal clear to him, Kuroko stared at Akashi fiercely.

"You've been giving me those pills since we graduated from junior high?! By the way, how do you know this stuff, Momoi-san?"

"How do YOU know, Tetsu-kun?"

Kuroko's and Momoi's little conversation aside, everyone else crowding that one noisy table looked at Akashi with horror, for many reasons. The person in the spotlight just smiled his trademark smile and chuckled in amusement. One really should not expect anything less from this calculating man. He definitely had it all planned since he first fell for the phantom.

"Why do you think I wanted to meet up on the same date every month, Tetsuya?"

"First, you made Kuroko fall for you while keeping your own feeling hidden. And then you told us to go to different school, just to put a distance between you and Kuroko. Keeping in contact once in a while, so Kuroko would yearn for you even more, and to minister the medicine to him secretly while you're at it...," said Midorima as if explaining to everyone around that table.

"What if Kuroko fell for someone else during that time, though?" Kagami chimed in.

"Who do you think I am, Bakagami? Do you think I would be so careless as to let someone else steal something of mine?" The redhead gave a smile that made everyone (except Murasakibara and Kagami) shivered in fear. They swore his heterochromatic eyes glinted for an instant there. Everyone just sat in silence, not knowing what else to say, until Midorima broke it first.

"Well, I guess congratulation is in order for your first coming newborn," said Midorima as he adjusted his glasses.

"Newborns." Akashi corrected the green haired teen and everyone looked at him with confused faces.

"I am carrying Tetsuya's child. I ministered the medicine to myself as well," said Akashi before anyone could say anything. Oh, how he enjoyed the day. He got to see such funny faces. This time, no one dared to laugh or even make a comment, they just stared at Kuroko. They just could not imagine their angelic looking phantom topping their devilish ex-captain. And no one understood why would Akashi do that to himself. They could only guess.

Kagami looked like he was trying to hold back a big laugh. 'Hmph, I will let it slide just this one time,' thought Akashi.

Kuroko had a mixed feelings, he felt cheated twice. But he could not be bothered to get mad anymore. After all, he loved kids, and everything from their parents' approval to financial problem had been taken care of by Akashi. He just had to try to relax and enjoy what was in store for him.

*refer to the end bit of the prologue

**Regarding the super duper advanced medicine: have to be consumed periodically over 10 months to create an artificial womb slowly, thus enabling m-pregger. Gotta be used within a month after its completion, otherwise it would rupture and go to waste. From what I know, graduation in Japan is around March. I'm not sure when the Winter Cup ends (anyone has any idea?), but I'll just assume it ends around January/February for convenience sake..

(The idea of a medicine to create an artificial womb isn't exactly my original idea. I just gave some details to it. Got the concept from length of typical normal pregnancy and menstruation cycle.)

Well, I hope this chap's not confusing. I'll try to reread it and fix it (when I feel like it). Tell me if something's not clear?