Chapter 2

"RINGGGGGGG!" the boy's alarm clock woke them up the next morning. Phineas opened his eyes and shut off his alarm.

"Morning Ferb!" He said. Ferb stretched and yawned. Phineas gazed at the calendar.

"Bye bye September." He said as he was about to rip the last day of September. "And hello Octobe…" He ripped it off to notice the next page read that it was the last day of September.

"Hmm that's odd." He sat up. "I swear today was the first day of October." He looked at his stepbrother. "Ferb?" Ferb just shrugged. Phineas pondered about this until their mother called from downstairs.

"Phineas, Ferb!" Their mom called. "Breakfast will be ready soon!"

"Okay mom!" Phineas called back. He turned to Ferb. "Come on Ferb, maybe after breakfast things will make sense for me." He and Ferb went to do their morning routine.

"Hay mom?" Phineas asked at breakfast. Lynda turned to her son as she got the milk. "What's today? I mean, my calendar claims that it's Sep. 30th."

"That's right." Lynda answered.

"But that can't be right. Yesterday was September 30th and there's no September 31st, so that means its October 1st, right?"

"Wrong dear."

"You mean there's a new day in the calendar? I thought they only add it in February for every four years."

"No honey, today is September 30th, yesterday was September 29th." She sat down and poured herself some milk. Phineas laid his head on the table.

"Ooh, I must be having Déjà Vu."

Then they heard a school bus pull up.

"Here's the bus boys." Lynda told them. Phineas lit up.

"Right!" He then took his comb out and combed his hair. He then took out a bowtie, put it on, and straitened it out.

"You look sharp honey!" Lynda commented.

"Thanks mom, I want to be perfect for that picture retake! Bye, come on Ferb!" He and Ferb took their backpacks and scurried to the bus. Lynda waved to them as their bus drove off. She turned around.

"Picture retake?" She shrugged and went to prepare for work.

Since Perry knew what his assignment would be; he just went outside, put on his jetpack, and took off for the grocery store.

"So did you guys hear Mr. Mash say he's not going to be teaching today?" Isabella asked. "I wonder who the sub's going to be."

"Again?" Phineas questioned. "I thought it was only yesterday."

"Uh Phineas, he was here yesterday."

"No he wasn't."

"Yes he was." Phineas sighed deeply.

"Is Phineas okay?" Balgeet wanted to know.

"Déjà vu." Ferb replied. "Claims these event happened before."

"OHHHHH!"

"Hay!" Buford spoke up. "If he claims that he has Déjà vu…." Buford then punched Balgeet on the elbow.

"Hay!" Balgeet complained. "Phineas is having the issue, so why are you punching me for?"

"Just because its fun and I can."

"You did the same thing that you did yesterday." Phineas told him.

"Yeah but I do this to him everyday you know, and it never gets old."

"It does to me." Balgeet told him. Buford just elbowed him.

"Ow, stop that!"

"See, never gets old!"

"I am Major Monogram." Monogram greeted as the kids took their seats.

"We know your name." Phineas said. "You told us yesterday." Monogram eyed him.

"Aren't you suppose to raise you hand if you want to speak?"

"Well yeah, but Buford blurts out all the time."

"He's right." Buford agreed. "That's just the way I roll. Anyways are you going to fall asleep?" Before Monogram could answer, Phineas beat him to it.

"No he has to stay awake" He said. "His intern told him that." Buford just scowled at him."

"Uh…, how did you know I have an intern?" Monogram wanted to know.

"You told us yesterday."

"Uh…I don't think I was here yesterday."

"Yes you were." Monogram still looked unconvinced but moved on.

"Well anyhow, since this is a science class, we're suppose to…" He got the box out. "Dissect frogs. You know take their hearts out and stuff."

"EWWWWW!" Isabella shirked. "No thanks."

"You have to. I'm usually the boss but…"

"We know." Phineas said then looked at Isabella. "I'll be your partner again if you want."

"Okay Phineas." Isabella sighed dreamily. "Whatever you say." Monogram opened the box.

"One is going to hop out."

"Kid, stop interrupting and making creepy predictions about the near future. You're starting to creep me out and I'm old!" Agent F leaped out. The kids screamed and took cover.

"Hay that's Agent F!"

"How do you know his name?"

"Because you told us yesterday!"

"Okay, now I know you're creeping me out! Besides aren't you a little young to be a fortune teller?"

"I'm telling you I'm not a fortune teller and I'm not sure!" Monogram went on all fours and saw Agent F put his hat on."

"Oh my gosh, he's right!" Buford grabbed the frog. He put it on the floor and raised his foot. "And now…."

"Tell me he's not going to kill him." Monogram said.

"He'd going to kill him." Phineas told him.

"I told you not to!" He ran towards the helpless frog. "NOOOOOOO!" Buford stomped on the frog.

"Agent F!" Monogram picked up the frog and rubbed him against his cheek. "Oh Agent F, not again."

"What you mean by again?" Balgeet asked him. "Do you have Déjà Vu too?"

"Well come on kids." He said. "We're going on a little field trip."

"Ooh I bet I know where!" Phineas piped up.

"It figures." Buford said as they walked outside.

"Agent F you were a loyal agent." Monogram said after he put the box on the dirt.

"Here he goes again!" Buford complained. "Moaning over his dead frog. Laaame! If he didn't want him to die, why did he take it to school? I much rather be in school then be with this bozo."

"Well loss is a sad process." Balgeet pointed out. "Sometimes it is hard to let it go."

"Shut up; he needs to learn how to move on."

Then the bell rang for the next class.

"See you bozo!" Phineas was about to go inside when Monogram stopped him. He looked at him.

"Kid, we need to talk." Monogram told him. Phineas sighed.

"Look if it's my constant interruptions I'm sorry. It's just that I…"

"Kid I know why you did them." Phineas looked like he was nuts.

"You do?"

"Yeah, listen kid,"

"Phineas."

"Phineas you are having the exact day you had yesterday again correct?"

"Well yeah but how did you…?"

"It was a lucky guess. Okay, Phineas if I were you I wouldn't eat for the rest of the day."

"What, why?"

"Let's just say an evil doctor poisoned an unknown food item and whatever it was is making you repeat this day. Don't eat food until Agent P gets to the bottom of it."

"Uh okay! But who the heck is Agent P?"

"Uh...no one you know."

"I knew you were an agent boss that must be an awesome job!"

"Uh yeah. Look do you have a pet platypus?"

"Yeah Perry, but how did you know…?"

"Thanks kid! That's all I needed to know. Remember, stay in school and don't eat anything until Agent P fixes the problem!" Monogram rushed off before Phineas could say something. Phineas just shrugged his soldiers and went to his next class.

"You know what's weird?" Phineas asked his friends as soon as they sat down for lunch.

"What?" Balgeet wanted to know as he ate.

"Major Monogram told me not to eat today."

"Why would he say that?" Isabella asked. Phinieas shrugged.

"He claims that a certain unknown food item that I ate is making me repeat this day over again."

"Why would he say that?" Phineas shrugged again.

"Don't know."

"It's probably a hoax." Buford suggested. "You know how old people are; always making up crazy stories for us kids."

"You're probably right, but still I wonder if what he said was true. "

"Just eat you food." Buford said. "I wouldn't worry about it."

"And he knew about Perry and acted like my pet was a secret agent working for him or something."

"That's a lie! Perry is just a stupid mindless dumb pet, so the food thing is probaly false too."

"Yeah, he probably just lost his mind." So the kids all ate there lunch.

"Oh I can't believe it happened again!" Phinieas said on the bus ride home.

"What happened again?" Isabella asked. So, Phineas told them the story of what happened at pictures.

Agent P was throwing food around in the grocery store, trying to find the tainted one. Sadly, he had no luck so far. Customers were yelling at him and complaining but he just ignored them, and went to the next isle.

As he was checking through the dairy products, his watch went off. He looked at it, Major Monogram was on it.

"Agent P," He began. The platypus listened intently. "Apparently your owner Phinieas has eaten the tainted food item so…" Perry's eyes went big as he heard his owner's name.

"Perry?" He heard a familiar voice. Perry shut of his watch, took off his hat, went on all fours, and looked up. It was Lynda!

"What are you doing here? I thought you were at home." Perry just chattered as she picked him up. "Well come on; we're going home.

"Uh excuse me?" The manager said who went beside her.

"Yes?"

"No pets in the store ma'am."

"I know, but I…"

"Look customers have been complaining because he's been tearing the place up." Lynda looked shocked.

"But he's a platypus, they don't do much."

"We know but my customers don't lie ma'am. If they saw something, they saw something."

"Yeah but Perry wouldn't…"

"Ma'am I'm sorry but strictly no pets are allowed." Lynda sighed.

"Okay come on Perry." With Perry in the cart, Lynda went to the check out.

"Perry was in the store again?" Phineas asked at dinner. "Weird, just like my sub claimed that he was an agent."

"Hmm, just like everything you say is mega weird tonight." Candace said. She then looked at her mom. "Mom I was…"

"She was taxing in class." Candace's jaw dropped.

"Hay!" She snapped at Phineas. "Busting is my job okay? Only I get to bust, you don't bust me; I do it to you okay?! You're too young to bust."

"Uh, no I'm not."

"Fine you're not but I still don't want you to do it when it's explicitly my job." She looked at Ferb. "And that goes the same for you Ferb!" Ferb just continued eating.

"Um okay." Phineas shrugged. "Whatever." He continued eating.

"Oh yeah." Lynda remembered and pulled out the two muffins. "These are for you. The boys grabbed them and ate them.

"MMM, gee thanks again mom." Phineas rubbed his tummy and smacked his lips. He and Ferb ran upstairs to their rooms.

"Night mom!" Phineas called. "Got to get ready for my picture retake again!"

"I don't understand it." Candace told her mom. "I mean busting's my job, not Phinea's! So why did he have to tattle on me? Well I guess I was doing a bad thing in disrupting class but still! How did he know that I was texting in class? Was he spying on me? Then he would be skipping his class! Which means he would be in trouble! Ugh! This really irks me mom!"

"Candace sweetheart." Lynda spoke to her. "I think you should calm down before you go crazy again. Anyways I guess Phineas know cause he knows." Candace sighed as her mother comforted her.

"I guess." She said.

Perry took the pill again from his bowl and ate it; he was certain he, Phineas, and Monogram would all have the same day over again. Perry went to bed. Whatever Phineas was eating, Perry was determined to help his owner out of this mess, no matter what the cost may be! For tomorrow, Phineas would have an unexpected visitor come to his school.