Title: matter of family
Summary: the word 'possessive' is quite the understatement
Author: Pippapalooza!
Length: 306
Pairings: SoulMakaWes
A/N: Short, random...and hopefully funny! (Also, Wes so deserves more...page time? Why does that sound perverted...and why does he not get his own damn character selection?!) Also, thanks to 'The H factor' who reviewed like...every chapter xD
Soul Eater Evans was not what you would call…'stable.'
Sure, if you compared him to Captain Symmetry and God-Boy then he looked about as mentally sound as…well…anyone who could turn into a giant scythe.
However, when it came to certain things in the boys life he often found himself – as the saying goes – 'wandering off the deep end.'
(And no, not in the sense of the tiny demon in his brain telling him to go put shiny metal objects into a microwave.)
"Look at them! Walking, talking and…and…canoodling!"
"Canoodling?"
"Shut up."
"Why are we in a bush Soul?" the weapon said nothing, staring in horror as Maka allowed code name 'Square head' to taste her ice-cream.
"Look! Look at that!" he hissed, gesturing so frantically it was a wonder his hand didn't just fall off.
"Yeah…"
"Square head is a cunning wizard indeed…" his partner in crime said nothing, a look of deep concern crossing his features.
"His head is rather…cuboid like…isn't it?"
"And now they're laughing! Definitely a sign of pure dastardly intentions if I ever saw one…"
"Do you think the sides are even?"
"Poor Maka, only I know the truth of my brother's dark magical history…he used to eat babies you know. Really. I would know. He ate me once-"
"The side on the left…it's…is it just in my head or is that a centimetre off?"
"-then he poured all his malice and hatred into the violins forging, and the army of Shibusen fought one last battle-"
"It is. I know it is! I can see it!"
"I should phone the police…Kid you're part god can't you just…KID GET BACK IN THE BUSH!"
"Why is a death god molesting my face?"