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A Forgotten Adventure

Chapter 4: Memoirs of a Grieving Child

"Naruto Sensei, who's this?" Three year old Rain asked, in the small apartment in the Sand village. Naruto, at age twenty, was sitting a the round table, working on counsel paperwork. His look didn't change at all. Rain climbed into his lap, earning a "Hey!" and putting a picture on his work. It was the photo of squad seven back when they were still kids. Rain pointed to the pink head.

"That's your mom, Rain." Young Rain looked up at Naruto, to seeing him smile at the photo.

"Tat's really Mama?" She asked, not good with her words, yet.

"Yep. She was really beautiful, considering she had the temper of a dragon."

"Sensei, tat's not very nice." Naruto chuckled. Then Rain looked at Sasuke.

"Who's tat, Sensei?" Rain asked, pointing to Sasuke. Rain noticed that Naruto was hesitant in his answer.

"...No one."

"But he looks like Uncle Itachi! He does, he does!" Naruto was going to regret showing her a photo of her uncle.

"Bed time!"

Sasuke He began to lick his tongue down the center of Sakura's neck, making his way to her breasts, placing a hand over one, and engulfing the other with his mouth.

"GASP! Ahh!... Sas- GASP!" Sakura was on the verge of tears. Sasuke's hand gripping the bed sheets with everything he had, inhaling and exhaling at an alarming rate. Sakura bringing her hands back into his hair, gasping for air, and over the feeling of Sasuke biting her neck, with half of what he had in brute strength. It was official. They both lost control of the situation.

Out of the blue, Orochimaru's eye appeared, as if piercing your soul.

"You will be mine, Princess Uchiha. I know who you truly are! I exist within your mind! YOU BELONG TO ME!" Orochimaru's voice rang through Rain's mind.

"STOP! KNOCK IT OFF!" Rain's voice echoed through her mind, not wanting to see anymore.

Rain woke up with a start, and found herself in Naruto's bed, again. She sat up and saw someone she wasn't expecting: It was a younger version of Suigetsu, with glasses and red hair. He was in a regular T and shorts. And, he was drinking out of a water bottle.

"Hello, Spike." The boy looked up, and saw her awake.

"About time. You've been out of it for four weeks." Spike sat at her side, and took a hand into his.

"What are you doing here! This is a solo!" Rain retaliated.

"Not my fault. Naruto Sensei sent me to keep an eye on you, and he's dealing with your parents, right now."

"What happened." Rain asked, and he began.

"Rain! Wait up!" Naruto screamed, as he ran to Rain. She stopped, and waited for him.

"Sorry, couldn't resist worth shit." Rain said. Naruto looked at her funny.

"Not worried about that..." Naruto began, but got cut off by a nother voice.

"Hey. Rain, got a minute?" Both her and Naruto looked to see Sasuke coming.

"What do you want, ColdDick?" Rain asked, using his new nickname.

"A little respect wouldn't kill you." Sasuke said, raising a brow.

"You do this all the time." Rain noted.

"All right, what's your problem?" Sasuke said. Rain glared at him.

"I don't like you." Rain stated.

"Rain. Let it go." Naruto said, not wanting a fight.

"How about a fight. Here and now." Sasuke stated. Rain grinned.

"Fine. Should be fun." Rain stated, pulling out a kunai. Naruto got out of the way. She charged, and aimed for Sasuke's side, but missed due to his dodge. He appeared behind her, in an attempt to kick her, but she blocked it, by going underneath him, and blocking his foot with hers. Both backed a few feet, and Rain did handsigns for the Uchiha Clan's specialty.

"Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" Rain called, and making a ring out of her fingers, was able to blow fire out of her mouth, so perfectly. The entire area was up in flames. Sasuke appeared behind her, yet again, this time, with Sharingan in use. Rain threw a sucker punch, but he blocked it. He threw her to a tree, which she was able to land on her feet to. She held out her hands, both in opposite directions, and Sasuke and Naruto looked at her with awe. She was imiting both Chidori and Rassengan.

'What the' Sasuke thought, as he began his. No telling what she was going to do.

"Chidori!" Sasuke screamed, as he charged at her.

"SASUKE!" Naruto hollered, hoping to get his attention. Rain jumped off the tree, ran to Sasuke's side, and did the unthinkable.

She combined Chidori.

With Rassengan.

Lightning and wind came together as one, synchronizing. Sasuke stood in amazement. Has Naruto been helping her learn some new tricks? With a scream, she plunged the combination at Sasuke, but something happened.

There was an explosion.

Rain didn't have it in control. Dust was everywhere, and so Sasuke and Naruto looked around, trying to find Rain. Naruto found her first, and jumped to her aid. She was unconscious, and her hands were bleeding. He picked her up, and carried her off.

"Naruto!" Sasuke caught up to him, and Naruto gave him a glare.

"Why in the hell can't you swallow some damn pride!" He hollered, and took off.

"So, that's what happened." Spike said, finishing. Rain sat there, looking at her bandaged hands, on the verge of tears. She got up, and headed for the door.

"I'm going to Uncle Itachi. If you wanna come with, fine." Rain said, grabbing some things. Spike followed. "By the way, did you find out who your parents are?"

"Yeah." Spike began, recalling his findings. "Some bitch named Karin and a water dick named Suigetsu Hozuki." It was a clear day, and a bird with a bad call was flying. (The stupid bird from "Gotta See Gotta Know: Kakashi Sensei's True Face!")

"I want that bird." Rain said, pointing to it.

"AHOO! AHOO!" The bird crowed.

"Rain!" Both her and Spike looked to see Naruto coming up. "Where are you going?"

"Going to see my uncle." She said plainly. "Wanna join?"

"Your not going anywhere at the gates." Naruto said, pointing in the direction of the gates.

"I have my ways." She said, continuing. All three of them made it into the Forest A okay.

"Rain, why are we here?" Naruto asked, with his arms folded. Rain was feeling the ground.

"The Uchiha Clan use to have a hatch with an underground path that can take you to the border- Aha!" Rain said, finding what she found. She picked up a handle, and hoisted the door up, revealing what she was talking about.

"Whoa." Both Naruto and Spike said. Rain lit a torch on fire, and went in first, followed by Spike, than Naruto, who closed the hatch. The path was dark, and cold.

"This is so cool!" Naruto said, as they followed.

"I know, right?" Rain said. After a few minutes, or hours, they came across a huge boulder, and went around it.

"Shizune, have you located Team Seven?" Tsunade asked, sitting at her desk.

"I've located Uchiha and Haruno, My Lady. But, Naruto, I can't find him anywhere." Shizune said, holding Tonton.

"What do you mean? He's gone?" Tsunade thought of the possibilities.

Sasuke was walking, in his black get up, trying to find Sakura and Naruto. No sign of Naruto, but he did find Sakura, but she was hunched over the bridge, and puking over the side.

"You feeling all right?" Sasuke asked, as he came to her aid.

"I- I don't know..." Sakura said, wiping her mouth with her hand, as Sasuke placed a hand on her forehead.

"No fever. Tsunade called us. I can't find Naruto." He said, but poor Sakura puked over the side again. "How long has this been going on?"

"Two days; only in the morning, though." Sakura said, recalling everything.

"Morning sickness?" Sasuke asked, raising a brow. Sakura nodded her head. They made it to Tsunade's office, but heard something completely random.

"Naruto left the village, somehow. He's no where in sight. Your mission, is to find him, and bring him back." Tsunade said, with words of strict.

"He left?" Sasuke said. No way. Naruto wasn't that good. Where did he go?

~xox~

"Say, Sensei. When we get done, can you help me with the Rassendori?" Rain asked, trying to figure out her jutsu.

"Don't see the harm." Naruto commented. They made it to the end of the tunnel, and found another trapdoor. Spike got on one knee, put his hands together, allowing Rain to step on it, and he hoisted her up. Rain opened it, and found that they were in a forest, and saw a buzzling village nearby. Rain got onto green ground, as she pulled Naruto and Spike, and closed the hatch. They entered the village and began looking around. Rain stopped infront of a strip shop.

"Rain, what are you doing?" Spike asked, looking at her, along with Naruto. She didn't answer. She tilted her head to the side, pondered, and went in. Rain looked around, and saw the place dark, very crowded. There were strippers on the podium, with no top, allowing they're breasts to bounce all over the place, as they began humping the shining pole. There was a lot of "Whoah," and "Woohoo!" plus many whistles. She saw two men in black cloaks with triangular hats in the far corner, having drinks and sweets.

'Must be them.' Rain thought. She walked over to the counter, and took an empty beer bottle, looked at it, and smashed it on the side of the table, shattering it into many pieces. Everyone looked at her, music stopped, and the dancers stood still.

"I'M LOOKING FOR ITACHI UCHIHA. HE AND I HAVE ISSUES." Rain hollered, and everyone looked at her funny.

"Anyone else, your looking for." The bartender asked. She looked at him, and got a evil grin. Naruto evil grin.

"Yeah. Last name Fuckmehardsasukemoment, first name, Imhavina." Rain said down at a whisper.

"Ok. Hey anyone here by the name of 'Imhavina FuckmehardSasukemoment?' I need a 'Imhavina FuckmehardSasukemoment over here." Rain saw the two man in the back stand up, one taking off his hat, to reveal Itachi himself. Mouth opened, eyes blaring with Mangekyo Sharingan. The whole place started laughing, getting the joke.

"You bitch!" The tender said, getting ready to clobber him.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na

I guess I just lost my boyfriend

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna spend my money

I'm not gonna pay his rent

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I'm gonna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

I wanna start a fight

"Ooh! Love this song!" Rain said, with a giddy up in her voice.

So, so what, I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't need you

And guess what, I'm havin' more fun

And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool

So, so what, I am a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

"Why you!" The tender said, now coming at Rain, but what she did froze Itachi on the spot. Rain placed two fingers on his forehead, very hard, leaving a small bruise.

"Sorry, Sasuke. Another time, ok?" Rain said, and took off to the exit. "RUN!" She said to Naruto and Spike.

The waiter just took my table

And gave it to Jessica Simps

Shit!

"What did you do, Rain!" Naruto asked, running after her, along with spike.

I guess I'll go sit with drum boy

At least he'll knows how to sing

What if this song's on the radio?

Somebody's gonna die

I'm gonna get in trouble

My ex will start a fight

"I didn't do anything! I only asked for two people! The tender freaked for no reason!" Rain said as they continued running. The tender came out and saw them running.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

He's gonna start a fight

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Yeah, he's gonna get in a fight

"AND DON'T COME BACK AGAIN, YOU BRATS!" The bar tender screamed. God he hated kids. Which is why he doesn't have any.

So, so what, I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't need you

And guess what, I'm havin' more fun

And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool

So, so what, I am a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

The tender was shaking his head when he noticed two people from inside came out, and started running after Naruto, and the others, full speed, too. Ok, this is weird.

You weren't there, you never were

You want it all but that's not fair

I gave you life, I gave my all

You we're there, you let me fall

So, so what, I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't need you

And guess what, I'm havin' more fun

And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool

They made it to the hills, next to a tree, to see the city glow below them.

"What did you do to piss him off?" Spike asked.

So, so what, I am a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool

So, so what, I am a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

Ba da da da da da da da Pppppp.

Rain didn't have time to answer. Before they knew it, Itachi and Kisame stood before them, the look of shock before them. Rain got up, looked at Itachi, closed her eyes, smiled, and opened her arms. She said the one word that put fear into Itachi and Kisame.

"UNCLE! Huggie huggie"

Now. Hope you all enjoy, and love it.

Rain: This is fun. And why is Mom having a "Fuck Me Hard Sasuke" Moment.

Everyone: Lol. Rain looks over at Naruto.

Naruto: Not funny.

Rain: You were laughing like hell.