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Chapter 9: Chocolate
"I don't believe you!" Sasuke said, taking his hand away. Did she just call him Dad? Rain began chuckling.
"Not surprised you don't believe me. Couldn't stand that fact, either." Rain said with a smile.
"That's gotta be a lie!" Sasuke screamed. "What did you do to Naruto!" Now, he was demanding. Rain didn't have a choice. She closed her eyes, and after a few minutes, Sasuke's eyes were too stunned for words.
"Cressent Moon Sharingan!" Rain summoned, and showed Sasuke her visions from Orochimaru.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY, GOD!- NNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sakura was lost on everything. Time, thoughts, chakra, everything. It took everything she had to grip the sheets they were on, and to arch her back two or three times out of pure pleasure, her legs shaking like crazy. You guessed it, Sasuke found his way to her opening, and began to accept the unknown fluids into his mouth, as well as his fingers, which were in her, also, toying with her.
Sasuke couldn't believe it. Him and Sakura?
"Th-That's a lie!" Sasuke studdered, for the first time since his brother's massacre. Sasuke froze when he saw Rain get firey tattoos on her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She clutched her shoulder, collapsed to her knees, and screamed in pain. She continued screaming as her good hand clutched her head. Orochimaru was showing more and more of the night than ever before.
"Hold on!" Sasuke heard Kakashi's voice, as he came in with a poof of smoke, and placed his hand on her shoulder. At that minute, Sasuke saw Chakra enter her shoulder, and Rain began to calm down, and collapsed onto the floor, her back showing with her cape covering it. Kakashi then turned Rain over, picked her up, and left. Sasuke noticed that he left a clip board. Sasuke picked it up, and read the contents:
DNA Paternity Test:
Suspect: Rain Uchiha
Paternal: Sasuke Uchiha
Match: 100%
What.
The.
Hell.
Sasuke then remembered Kakashi took a strand of hair from him! She was telling the Truth? She was his daughter?
'If that's the case, who's her mother?' Sasuke thought. At that minute, Naruto woke up. Sasuke turned around to see his eyes half way open.
"Huh...?" Naruto muttered, then seeing Sasuke, looking dumfounded. "RAIN!" Naruto's eyes suddenly buldged out of his head, as he sat up.
"Kakashi left with her." Sasuke said. Naruto froze.
"He WHAT?" She got caught! What was he suppose to do, now!
"You knew, why didn't you fucking tell me!" Sasuke said, rather furios. He had a right to know, didn't he? This wasn't fair!
"She didn't want you or her mother getting into trouble, so she said to keep quiet." Naruto flung himself out of bed, and began to look all over the village for her.
"That outta do it." Kakashi said, writting the last few kanji words on Rain's unconcious body. It was the same ritual that Sasuke went through. "Curse Seal!" With those words said, Kakashi covered her cursed neck, and began the seal. If anyone could hear her blood curggling scream, this would be one of those times.
Naruto looked everywhere, but no sign of her. Then he checked the one place he didn't think to look: The hospital. He found the front desk.
"Is there a patient here by the name of Rain?" Naruto was quite blunt.
"Yeah, but your not allowed to-Hey!" The nurse didn't have time to finish when Naruto began to look through every room possible, thanks to Shadow Clones.
"Any luck?" Shadow clone #476 asked.
"No!" All answered, but one. # 298
"FOUND HER! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" He screamed, as all of the shadow clones poofed into thin air, allowing Naruto to see her. She was a wreck. IVs all over her, oxygen mask on her, eyes covered, the only thing IDing her is her hair and exposed forehead.
'Thank you, Sakura for givin her a wide forehead.' Naruto thought, as he entered. If Sakura heard that comment, he would be dead. He took a chair, and sat down, hoping she'd wake her up, and ask her what happened after the battle with Madarra. All he could remember was her dad and sesnei coming to get her and erasing Sasuke and Sakura's memories.
"What a day, huh, Rain." Naruto said, knowing she can't hear him. "Hope you don't miss the Sports Festival-OH!" That's when it dawned on him. He got Rain and Spike ticktets to watch that.
'Wonder where he is, anyway...' Naruto thought, but his thoughts got detured.
"Wondering about me?" Naruto looked at the window and saw Spike! He's back, too! His outfit was different, though. He kept the shorts, but the T had waves of water on it. And he had all the gear for a gennin.
"Hey, Spike! Thought you'd never show up!" Naruto said, as Spike came into the room, and began drinking his water bottle. "So what happened."
"Don't know. I was hospitalized for a broken leg, Rain was on life support for almost a week. After all, it has been over a month since we last saw you." Spike said, taking sips.
"It was that bad?" Naruto's question earned him a nod. Wow.
"You gotta understand, Sensei, Madarra Uchiha is one of the founders of the Leaf Village... Even the First Hokage had issues with him." Spike mentioned, allowing Naruto to take in the fact.
"...Let's just hope Sasuke doesn't freak out." Naruto said, rather down.
"Why's that?"
"...He knows." Spike froze when he heard that. He knows about Rain?
"HOW?"
"He eased dropped, I guess. But now I'm under investigation by Grandma Tsunade, and Rain's here."
"Any idea if she's being targeted by another enemy?"
"Don't know. And I doubt Rain knows, too." One month passed, and guess who was released.
"RAIN! THANK GOD YOUR OK!" Naruto screeched, as he gave Rain a hug. She was back to normal, and her eyesight was improving.
"It's great to see you too, Sensei." Rain returned the hug, and looked at Spike. "Hey, Spike. Dad got a little worried about me?"
"Neah, a little bit." Spike confirmed. They all headed back to Naruto's apartment, when they stopped. Sasuke was standing there, no headband, no normal clothing, he was in black, today. They didn't have a mission, today. He walked closer to Rain, and cupped her chin with his finger.
"Hold still..." Sasuke demanded, and began shifting Rain's head to the left, right, up and down, and making her look at his eyes. For the first time in his life...
He paniked.
Uchihas. Never. Panik.
"You look like..." He began, while Naruto and Spike listened carefully. "...My Mother..."
"Wow. First time I didn't get 'You look just like your Uncle'." Rain stated, followed by a chuckle.
"May I ask... Who's your mother?" Sasuke asked, blushing mad.
"!" Naruto and Spike were shocked by the question. That's when Rain remembered her question.
"Of all the women you could've had, why did you pick Sakura?"
"SAKURA'S YOUR MOTHER?" Sasuke hollered. She what now?
"Come on, why don't we head to Naruto Sensei's place, and chat." Rain said, and head for that direction. The others just followed.
"So, your parents actually had an affair?" Naruto asked, while Sasuke was still swallowing the fact in that he had a Time Traveling Daughter.
"That's what I was told after I got back after that battle." Rain confirmed, remembering her talk with her father.
"By the way, what are you doing here?" Sasuke asked, wondering why she was here.
"Oh! Training." Rain said, and pulled out her note that Jiraya gave to Kakashi. She handed it to Naruto, who read it.
"Sasuke write this?" He asked, noticing how short it was.
"What does it say?" Spike asked. Naruto cleared his throat, and read out loud.
"I appreciate in you of completing the training of Rain Uchiha. I am very grateful, and hope you will look after my daughter. Thank you." Naruto looked at Sasuke like he was on crack. "No instructions? What kind of a father are you, anyway?"
"So what kind of training did he have in mind?" Spike asked, looking at Rain. Rain shrugged, not knowing what he meant by the note. Rain got up, and went to the stereo that sat in Naruto's room, and flipped through the channels.
"I'm taking her with me, Loser." Sasuke said, getting a glare from Naruto.
"HEY, LET HER DECIDE!" Naruto shot back.
"Hard of hearing?" Sasuke asked, thinking he wasn't clear. She managed to find a song that she began to dance to:
Everybody in the world likes chocolate
Mmmm We love it
Oooh it makes you happy
Yeah it gets you sexy
Rain began to jiggle her chest to the song.
It makes you fat,
but we don't care about that
Come on Un Dos, Un, dos, tres
Mama she say Rolly Polly
Papa he say Holy Moly
Everybody wants a chocolate
All the girls wants candy candy
All the boys gets Randy randy
Everybody wants a chocolate
A choco choco-clap clap
Rain clapped her hands.
A choco choco-slap slap
Rain slapped her thighs.
Everybody say a chocolate
A choco choco-clap clap
A choco choco-slap slap
Everybody say a chocolate
Come on Chocolate (choco choco) - x5
Un Dos, Un, dos, tres
Now wave to the people on the left hand side
Rain moved to the left, and waved.
Now wave to the people on the right hand side
Rain moved to the right, and waved.
Now wave to the people with your pretty back side
Rain shook her butt, failing to notice that the guys were watching.
And we do it all again, and we feel all right
Un Dos, Un, dos, tres
Rain turned around, with a smile on her face, but faded when the boys looked at her funny. At that minute, she turned a shade of pink.
"Rain... What are you doing?" Naruto asked, trying to hold back his laughter.
"Um... Having fun?" Rain asked, not knowing Sasuke's reaction. Naruto and Spike started laughing, which Sasuke was not impressed.
Here is Chapter 9!
Rain: Chocolate!
Naruto: Rain, no more.
Rain: But WHYYY?
Sasuke: It's humiliating.