Naruto: YIPEE! Guess what, Ladies and Gents, we're about to start on a brand new mission! *Rain appears* That's right, Hurricane Victoria has decided to continue the story "A Forgotten Adventure" For all viewers!
Rain: Sensei...
Naruto: So for those who are devoted fans, thanks so much for the reviews, and for those who are new, enjoy!
Rain: DAMMIT, SENSEI! LISTEN!
Naruto: Sheesh, Rain, what gives.
Rain: *whispers* She hasn't even started the 18th Chapter. She's back on her meds.
Naruto: WHAT? SHE'S ON HER MEDS! OH, GREAT! WHAT A DISASTER! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! *POOF*
Rain: Mom! Dad! Don't look now, but Naruto Sensei opened the scene.
Sakura: No way! Rain, stall him!
Rain: Does Hurricane even have an idea?
Sasuke: No, she's looking over the one of your many rude and crude jokes about her mother and father, which includes Ino. Now, on the way.
ROLL FILM!
AACCTTIIOONN!
Squad Seven were having lunch with Rain at a picnic. It was a wonderful day. Naruto had his instant ramen, Sasuke had rice dumplings, Kakashi had the same as Sasuke, Sakura had dinko dumplings, and Rain some apples. Everyone was chowing down, when Rain had a sudden confused look on her face.
"Hey, Mom?" Rain asked, catching Sakura's attention.
"What's up?" Sakura asked.
"How do you put up with Ino? She's way to much of a blonde for my taking." All of the boys agreed.
"To tell you the truth, I-" Somebody cut her off.
"BILLBOARD BROW!" Ino's voice boomed. "GET AWAY FROM SASUKE!" Sakura got up to her feet, and charged at Ino. Everyone watched.
"Oh, boy." Kakashi said, looking at the girls with grim. Will these girls ever grow up?
"And the fight for Sasuke's penis begins again."
"RAIN ITACHI UCHIHA!" Sasuke bellowed, while Naruto was laughing his ass off and Kakashi snickering in his book.
"What? They're fighting for a penis this big!" Rain commented as she stuck her two index fingers infront of her nose, and measured it. Naruto continued to laugh as Rain got up and ran from her father. While the father and daughter were fighting over her insults, Spike noticed a cake, and cut out a piece for himself, and began eating. "I'm sorry, Dad. But you really are a sour penis."
"Rain..." Sasuke growled.
"Come on, I can take you anytime, any-" Rain paused and looked at the cake. "Who cut the cake? WHO CUT THE CAKE! WHO CUT THE CAKE!"
"OH MY GOD!" Sasuke screamed, throwing his hands in the air. He could not believe this.
"Rain, it's a cake!" Naruto said, trying to calm her down. "It's suppose to be cut."
"SASUKE'S MINE, BILLBOARD BROW!" Ino screamed.
"BACK THE FUCK OFF, INO PIG!" Sakura hollered.
"WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP FIND THE CAKE'S MURDERER!" Rain exclaimed.
"Sigh," Kakashi sighed. "This is going to be an interesting day." The day continued on with fighting, accusing, and ramen.
I know it's been weeks since I posted. But a lot of things has made it very difficult to post.
1. My medical condition went from schizotypal to schizophrenia
2. Finals came up, which I missed due to hospitalization :(
3. The new Naruto mangas are so wicked, I can't believe it's getting close to the end.
Well, that's it for now, Hope you all enjoy.