Emmett Cullen's Diary

by It's a Wolf Thinga

Ways to annoy Edward Cullen and Bella Swan if your Emmett Cullen!

9. Chapter 9

7/20/18

So Bella was on the toilet for an hour today it was so strange. When she got out she declared she was constipated. And as a dumb guy I asked what constipated is. Edward just laughed, which I didn't get. "And I thought you'd been through Heath Class, Emmett." Jasper had said. "Oh, that." I said.

Love truly,

Emmett Cullen