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Chapter 2: Epic Random Get Away Battle
Tax Collector: "Pay…Pay!"
Well this day isn't going as I thought it would be; I mean how am I gonna get pass this guy? Sheesh, looks like I'm gonna be late to Forget-Me-Not Valley.
Jack: "Look I can't pay you! I'm leaving to another town!"
Tax Collector: "Pay or Die!"
Jack: "this is bull I'm outta here!"
Before you know it he pulls out a gun. I never knew he carried a gun with him? I think I know why he's rich… Wait! I think I have my gun somewhere oh never mind I didn't bring it with me.. F***!
Tax Collector: "Pay…." He evilly smiled and said it in a creepy way.
(I'm so dead! This is how I'm gonna die! Why does it have to be me? I GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!) Goosebumps were making me shiver with fear. (Grr come on Jack man up!)
A weird feeling struck me. It was like somebody possessed me with super power. I kicked the gun out of his hand he gave me a dumfound look. As soon as you know it, we got in our fighting style
Round 1 FIGHT!
I was in a yellow costume and he was in his gay blue costume as well. I thought to myself (Ha! This is going to be easy!)
I pulled out my hook shot and pulled him over to me
Jack: "Get Over Here!"
I swung my sword around and stabbed him couple times, Threw ninja shuriken at him, I removed my mask showing only but my hot fiery skull I blew fire towards him to burn him, I gave that sucker a fire punch in the face.
Jack Wins
Oh yea I'm the master bitch! It looked like he pissed for a sec cause he gave me an evil icy eye. Afterwards, he got back up and we got back in our fighting style.
Round 2 FIGHT!
"AAAHH!" screamed the Tax Collector as he rushed to me. Told ya he was pissed. He froze my feet I couldn't even move all I could
move were my arms but that wasn't enough to defeat him. He started an Ice shower which was like hail. It damaged me a lot plus
an ice hit my head causing more damage. I was free from my trap but didn't know where to start. After that he kicked my only spot
that should be never kicked..
Jack: "AAAHHH! WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" I screamed in pain it felt like my manhood was bleeding.
Next thing you know he freezed me jumped up high and kicked the crap out of me. After the ice broke me free I fell unconscious.
Tax Collector Wins
I got back up looking exhausted. Man he took me down like a cowboy wrestling a bull. Jeez what a maniac!
Round 3 FIGHT
This time I'm not backing down! I will kick his ass in order to see my father's farm! I ran to him like an angry pig that didn't get his
dinner on time and blew fire at him again. I punched his chin right up in the air he fell back down nearly broke his back. This time I
was doing some critical damage. I grabbed my hook shot and told him to Come Here! My fiery kicks were no match then his icy
kicks that almost made my manhood fall off. After his painful moan I stabbed him with my Kanata leaving him gush blood
everywhere. He tried fighting back but kept missing me.
Finish Him!
He was almost about to faint after all that fight we had. I would have let him die slowly but didn't have the time to do so.
Everything was quiet except for his painful moaning. My arms were crossed like an X symbol and summoned a fire hand from hell.
The hand grabbed the Tax Collector dragging him to hell. Leaving me victory!
Jack Wins
Fatality
Back To Reality!
The Tax Collector gave me a dull look asking me "You pay me now?"
Woke up in a shock expressing didn't know what has happen. He didn't point a gun at me anymore like he was earlier.
Jack: "How long was I standing here?"
Tax Collector: "15 minutes."
Jack: "oh shit I better get going before I'm late!"
Tax Collector: "Not…so…fast."
Jack: "Please man, have a heart my father is very ill he's struggling with a rare sickness and he need me to be with him before he dies!
With that whiny attitude I almost cried by the thought of my father…
Tax Collector:" Hmm I see, my father oh so not well."
Jack: "Please! This is serious I'll pay you back once I'm done with my visit!"
Tax Collector: "Hmm you fine…"
Jack: "Thank you man Thank you!" I shook his hand very firmly enough for him to buy it. I can't believe I lied to him about my father but it was the only way.
I grabbed my packing bag took off walking. Out of nowhere he yells, "BE WARNED! IF YOU LIE A GREAT BAD LUCK WILL COME UPON YOU!"
I chuckled to myself; there's no way luck or karma are gonna give me a hard time because I don't even believe in luck or karma.
For that I took off to the next big green hill.
To be continued. Wasn't that a great epic battle or what? XD
I would like to thank Cloud And Sephiroth Rebornfor giving me a kool idea! Thank you so much! I was playing mortal kombat
and thought it would be funnier if Jack played Scorpion and the Tax Collector played Sub-Zero. I was gonna make Jack play
Jax but I thought it would be even more funnier if he played Scorpion. Thank you for reading and Review so I can update
faster if not I'll make Jack have an epic battle with you lol.