Hello minor notes, this story :

may or may not have pairings and may or may not be continued anymore, it honestly is dependant on how I feel...suck it up I guess

'HII! REBORN! Wait up!'

Tsuna tried desperately to catch up to the thin man who seemed immune to the various branches and brambles. Apparently finding the Sky Road meant they had to walk through a Godforsaken forest.

'Dame-Tsuna it's not my fault you can't walk.' But the hitman at least paused slightly only then to quicken his pace.

'R-Reborn, what is the Sky Road?'

'Hmm? It's the main road for this world. It'll lead you to the wizard.'

Pause. Why did he need a wizard. Frankly it sounded like something from a roleplaying game.

'The wizard can help you get home. That is if you want to get home.'

'Hii! I want to go home!'

Reborn sighed. Was this kid really serious?

Kick.

'Don't act like such a baby Dame-Tsuna.'

Leaving the concussion prone lad he lifted up a few branches and mentally swore. He thought his sense of direction was better than this but then again, glancing back at his student he shrugged. This was what training was about.

'Boss.'

'What trash?'

'Nono was killed.'

The scarred figure jerked up. His glare shriveling anything it gazed upon except for the messenger who looked fairly pissed himself.

'Who has the gloves?'

'Some kid.'

Oops. Wrong thing to say thought said messenger as several alcoholic beverages were aimed for his face.

Goddammit hadn't he ever heard don't shoot the messenger?!

'Something wrong?'

Tsuna had finally gotten over his pleasurable meeting with the ground and noticed his self-proclaimed teacher staring off at something.

'Reborn?'

Wave in front of the face.

Nothing.

'Reborn?!'

Snore bubble.

Collapse to the ground in disbelief. What the hell was this guy?

'VOIII! THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE BRAT?!!!'

Tsuna jumped and looked around. Where did that come from. Pulling on Reborn's sleeve he tried to drag the much heavier man away from the frightening voice.

'VOIII! I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!'

'E-excuse me?'

'UP HERE DUMBASS!'

Lo and behold up in the tree was some one most people would call Squalo. 'Cept he was about a foot tall and chibi-fied. His sword had been shrunk down to about toothpick size however his hair seemed to be longer than ever. Not that Tsuna knew any of this. No, he thought there was some deranged toddler up in the tree trying to be Tarzan with a sailor's mouth.

Tsuna in response nervously chuckled. How cute.

Wrong thing to do because as stated earlier Tsuna didn't know the background information concerning him. So how was he to know that only a few weeks ago the Boss of the East had placed a spell on his disloyal assassins and that they had been shrunk down to huggable plushie size. The Varia were now seen as bad-mouthed munchkins and they weren't exactly happy with that. In fact when news had reached them Nono had died they had gotten better, they were estactic. No more curse! Then when it became apparent that the silver gloves were needed to lift it they became less than cheerful. Bummer.

'VOII!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT KID!!!'

Jumping down like a little spider monkey Squalo grabbed our protagonist and pulled him down to earth. Only then did he notice the silver glow.

'VOII! BOSS I FOUND HIM!!'

Our little Tsuna was then dragged away by the belligerent sword weilding munchkin.

'REBOORN!'

Variaville also known as New Munchkinville was not exactly the happiest place on earth. Sure the streets were filled with candy and flowers but that was all a side effect of the curse. The little chibis drinking, smoking and gambling sort of ruined the mood.

Nonetheless Tsuna was still tied up in town square with the seven main members of Variaville poking and prodding him.

'U shi shi~ So this is the kid?'

'Senpai why else would he be here? You really are stupid.'

'Hey! Don't insult your senpai uncute kouhai!'

A chibi with several umbrellas prodded him.

'Huh.'

'Oooh! Isn't he adorable Levi?'

'Sure.'

'VOII! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!'

'Mu~ why was I called out?'

Mammon had actually been munchkin size, ever since he had joined. Why he would never tell but the curse didn't seem to effect him, in fact he was now back to his original self with one minor drawback of not being able to use any of his powers. He was still pretty bitter about this. Damn Nono and his precautions.

'Shut up trash.'

All everyone quieted down with the exception of Mammon who wandered off not really caring where this went.

Tsuna, mean while, flinched. Even as a chibi this man was scary.

'Trash why do you have those? They belong to me.'

'I-I don't know. Reborn never told me.'

Silence as everyone took this in. He was with Reborn?

'That bastard, give me those they're mine.'

Chibi Xanxus was getting angry.

'I would but they won't come off.'

A long silence as everyone took some more time to process this information. This was just getting better and better.

'Bark.'

'T-TOTO!'

The little black dog a.k.a. Reborn had showed up to the rescue!

Or not as the dog stopped and sat near Xanxus. Apparently he still didn't like the nickname.

'W-what are you going to do?'

'Well those damn gloves have accepted you. So the only way to get 'em off is-'

Everyone made a 'snick' motion across their throats.

Oh god I'm going to die!

Tsuna watched as they menacingly creeped closer, Reborn in the background blankly watching.

Pop. Pop. Pop.

'The hell?'

'Ooh bubbles! They're simply darling!'

POP!

A giant bubble swarm had come out of nowhere and popped leaving a teenager with light brown hair coughing his lungs out.

He stood up, brushing off his pink dress, eyes alarmingly lit up when seeing Tsuna tied up about to be sent through assassin hell.

'Sawada-dono! Thank goodness thy is safe.'

The boy came up and using his oddly shaped wand/blade cut the ropes.

Turning sharply to the assassins he began his long lecture about not hurting innocent people.

'Varia-dono how many times must thy do this? The gloves' magic has accepted Sawada-dono as the next in line, please leave him be.'

The small chibis glared up the crossdresser except of course Lussuria. Darling that dress is adorable!

'Really trash what you going to fuc-'

Pop.

'VOII!! BOSS!'

'Really, I warned thee.'

Cliff hanger cause I'm tired, please forgive me.

I honestly thought this story was lost I couldn't bring myself to write anymore but apparently I still have some juice for it...by the way Basil is not demented, that would be the West Witch....

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