I changed the ending of the previous chapter because after rereading it, I realized that I wrote this at a really late time and that the last two paragraphs don't make sense together. LOL! Sorry!

Also, I am really sorry that I wasn't able to update for a long time! I had school work and that is the most important thing for me! And because I take my studies so seriously I got straight A's and I was really happy! So because of this, I feel that I should update at least one chapter! And once, again, I hope you all review, and no flames please!

Disclaimer: Don't own FMA!

Previously:

'Well I know what I'm going to do, but the Fuhrer and his secretary probably won't like it. Oh well, that's half the fun though! Hahaha!' Ed thought to himself.

'I wonder what Ed is planning. Whatever it is, I doubt that I am going to like it, and I doubt that it is going to be something safe. Oh well, at least he makes things interesting.'Roy thought while looking on emotionlessly at Ed and the other candidates.

Chapter 11

Did You Really Just Say All That?!

After Roy finished thinking about Ed's plans, he said, "Seriously, is no one going to start? I don't have all day."

"Ok. You asked for it!" Ed shouted, while transmuting his arm into an automail blade and jumping at Roy.

"Oh, so that's how it's going to be, huh? Well, I guess it wouldn't be faire to the other recruits if you got through with something easier than facing me," Roy stated as he dodged and snapped his fingers, sending his trademark fire alchemy at Ed.

Ed was able to dodge out of the way just in time and then the fight started to heat up, since both Ed and Roy knew each other very well and could guess what attack was coming from each other. Ed ripped Roy's gloves, but obviously the Fuhrer just effortlessly pulled two more from his pocket. After about 5 minutes of trading blows, both stood facing each other, Ed slightly out of breath, and Roy sweating a little. They were both looking at each other and determined that they were both equal. While they were just looking at each other, the other alchemist recruits were standing speechless, not understanding how the Fullmetal Alchemist could just attack the Fuhrer out of nowhere, and how they could be matched equally in strength.

One of them asked, "Shouldn't someone stop them? I mean I can't believe that just happened."

"No, it's ok. This is normal," Hughes answered.

"Yeah, they go way back. I would be worried if Edward didn't do something like this," Riza replied.

As the fighting continued, all the spectators watched in awe, and realized that both of them are fighting equally. Though, everyone from Roy's crew, as well as Hughes, know that since Roy knows how to push Ed's buttons, due to years of experience doing so, he will gain the upper hand which will give him enough time for Ed to freeze in shock. This was confirmed through the smirk that appeared on Mustang's face.

"What's with the smirk, old man? Not happy that we're fighting equally, huh? Don't tell me you're getting tired," Ed taunted.

"Oh, don't worry about me, Eddie. And with that old man comment, you just earned yourself a humiliation," Roy calmly replied.

"Oh, give me a break. As if you can humiliate me by beating me," Ed scoffed.

"But Eddie, whoever said that's how I plan on humiliating you? Though, you're half right. Me humiliating you will lead to me beating you," Roy corrected Ed.

"STOP CALLING ME EDDIE!" Ed yelled. "And then how are you planning to humiliate me then?" Ed questioned, confused.

"Here, I will show you, Eddie," the Fuhrer smirked. "Maybe Riza can help me. Well, I guess I can call you son here, if you really want me to humiliate you. Hmm. I know, I will also tell everyone what you've been up to these days," Roy smirked.

"Sure, sir. I will help you out," Riza answered.

"Wait! Did he just say son?" one of the recruits asked.

"Yep, I did, because I adopted him. And you know what else, Ed, the Fullmetal Alchemist was punished by me, with help from the First Lieutenant, Riza Hawkeye. Would you like to confirm if what I'm saying is true, First Lieutenant?" Roy questioned.

"Of course, sir. Please explain what transpired," Riza affirmed.

"Well, first Ed was punished by having to drink milk. Then he was put under house arrest, only allowed out of the house with a chaperone of my pick. All this because he cursed at me. After that he was spanked since he cursed at me again. Then for running away and hiding, his punishment was doubled and he wasn't allowed in the library," Roy listed.

By now, all the recruits were shocked, standing with their mouths open, Ed was in the same position but for a different reason.

"Whoa, if he could do that to the legendary Fullmetal Alchemist, Hero of the People, he must be a brave and scary person. I don't want to get on his bad side, ever," one of the recruits said, while everyone from Roy's crew, and Hughes, were smirking, and Ed just stood, mouth agape, looking at Roy surprised and blushing.

"See, Ed. I told you I could humiliate you. You shouldn't be so surprised," Roy stated.

"DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY ALL THAT?!" Ed screamed out loud blushing furiously out of both anger and embarrassment.

"Yep," was the short reply he got from Roy.

Please Review! I'm sorry if it wasn't that good! But I haven't written in a long time! I hope you all liked it and I hope you all review, but please no flames! Next chapter, the outcome of the exam!