Summary: I don't know how, I don't know why, but one day, I woke up inside the body of the 12 year old Uchiha Sasuke. With the real him stuck in my head and his fangirls chasing me, sometimes I just got to wonder; 'Why me?'
Author's Reasons: I don't why this came to me. Maybe because I used to read a fic called 'My life as Haruno Sakura' by TFK-fan118. So, credit is where credit is due; thank you TFK-fan118 for coming up a great idea! Even though mine is little different is basically the same. Then today(30 Nov) while I was with my father, I suddenly began thinking if I was stuck in Sasuke's body with his Ben10/Young Byakuya voice nagging me.
Important Notes: I don't really know if I'll actually make this a full story or just leave it in the dark so this will keep my mind of Naruto fanfic ideas so I can concentrate on my fics. If I do make it a full story, then I'll make one-shots where I ended up in someone else's body instead of Sasuke. Like Naruto, Shikamaru etc. Though I doubt this thing will see the light of day ever again... .
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto. Because I'm not Masashi Kishimoto. Naruto belongs to him, not me. Okay?
Why me?
"Cause you deserve it."
Shut up Sasuke.
"Make me."
Incase you people who somehow managed to see or reading my life were wondering, my name is Furyoku Kurai. I'm 15 years old, an average teen... .
"Nerd."
Okay nerd. I was chubby compared to my fellow teens... .
"You mean you're fat."
Shut it. You haven't seen some fat people in my world. Trust me, I 'chubby' compared to them. Hell, I'm 'chubby' compared to the Akamichis!
"Whatever."
Anyway, can I please tell how we got into this situation?
"Fine."
Thank you! Anyway, I'm Furyoku Kurai, a 15 years old, formerly chubby nerd that was living out his end-of-the-year vacation when suddenly, I woke up as Uchiha Sasuke.
"Ugh... . I can practically hear the sounds of fangirls of your world cheering at the mere mention of my name... ."
I know right? I swear, some fangirls are just plain crazy. Anyway, it wasn't too long ago that I woke up in near dawn as Uchiha Sasuke... .
"You are not me idiot."
Somebody roll a flashback... . And Sasuke, please don't interrupt when I tell the story.
"Considering the fact you're you, fine... ."
(Flashback)
"Ugh... my aching head... ," I said as I got up and hold my head to ease the pain. Usually I'm groggy whenever somebody wakes me up, but that was not the case today... or night... . You know what I mean. I looked around and saw I was not in my room, and naturally I freaked out. "What the... where am I?" and my definition of 'freaking out' is looking around the room.
"You're in my room dobe. In my body!" Sasuke's voice told me inside of his head. "Get out of my body, now!" he commanded.
"Uchiha... Sasuke... ?" I asked confused. Of course I would be confused considering the fact I was in his room (not that I knew at the time) and his talking to me in his (our?) mind.
"And you know who I am... . Not that I'm surprised since your mission was obviously to take over me... ," the 'last' Uchiha stated.
"What the hell are you talking about, duck-ass for hair?" I'm pretty sure I pissed him off my stating the resemblance between his hair and a duck's ass. "I was sleeping peacefully in my room when I suddenly woke up as you!"
"You are not me. I am me. You're just in control of my body," Sasuke coldly explained to me. You know, now that I'm remembering how cold his voice was, I'm starting to wonder whose colder; me or him?
"Geez... what am I? An OC character in a fanfiction... ?" I muttered. Considering the fact he was inside his (our?) mind, he heard me loud and clear.
"What are you talking about?" he asked me with a raised eyebrow. Well, I think he was raising one his eyebrows at time. I don't really know.
"Okay. I'm going to tell you everything I know. However, first things first. I need to see if this is all real," I told him before checking the clock. The time said it was 5: 30 a.m. "... When do you have to be at the Ninja Academy?" I questioned him. At the time, I thought I should know what timeline I was in. Next thing I could've known was that Sasuke had already gone to Orochimaru.
"At 9... since today is the Team Placement," he answered, but he didn't sound too please at the thought of having teammates.
"More then enough time," I told him before I took a shower. Though I did have to ask him where to go considering the fact the Naruto series never shown his house.
"Why did they name it after the dobe anyway? I would've been a better protagonist."
How the hell should I know!-? And you said you wouldn't interrupt!
"Fine. Fine."
Anyway, after I took a shower, I was standing in front of Sasuke's drawer with nothing but a towel covering his decency. When I opened the drawer with his clothes in it... . "Do you have any shirts, that is not blue?" I question the 12 year old Shinobi, since his shirts are mainly composed of the blue one he wears in the beginning of the series.
"I do have some black turtlenecks... ," he stated.
"Perfect," I stated. Yeah. I like the color black. Doesn't mean I'm emo like Sasuke.
"If I had any control of my arms, I would choke you for that."
Whatever. Anyway, after searching through his clothes, I stood in front of the mirror to see what would (most likely) be our everyday clothes. I was wearing his normal shirt, however underneath it I wore a black turtleneck. His white arm warmers were replaced by grey ones that I found while his white shorts were replaced by grey cargo-like pants. Like normal cargo pants, it had many pockets that I could use to store multiple items. I still wore the blue ninja sandals though, since it was not like they had boots or something.
"You're going to fry my body," Sasuke couldn't help but comment.
"Shut up," I muttered as I continued to look at myself. Or rather Sasuke since it's his body after all. It felt weird, seeing somebody else instead of me when I look at the mirror. Though that weird feeling disappeared when I saw his hair. I then quickly ruffled it so that his bangs would fall over my forehead. Seeing his forehead protecter, I picked it up and wrapped it around the thigh of my left leg.
"*Sigh* Great... . Now those fangirls won't stop bugging me... ," Sasuke muttered, causing me to chuckle. Looking at the time, I saw that I took 30 minutes to get ready for Sasuke's Team Placement. Seeing that I have 4 hours left, I sat down on his bed and began to tell him how he was just a Manga character in my world. When I finished telling him where the Naruto story was currently at, Sasuke said; "You mean... my life... my suffering... is just some sick amusement for your people!-?" he snapped at me.
"So? Now my life is probably for some sick entertainment for some-people too," I told him, before beginning to pick Sasuke's nose to show that I was taking this in stride.
"What do you mean... ?" Sasuke asked, though I could tell he was keeping his temper in check as he waited for my answer.
"Well... you and everyone in this world exist as people here, not as manga characters like in my world. I bet in some other universe, somebody 'created' me and is probably using me for a story. Besides, now that you know what's going on, you could make changes to your life instead what has been written in my world," I calmly explained.
"Meaning your little manga isn't some sort of prophecy... ," Sasuke said in realization.
"Exactly! You should count yourself lucky. Not many people knows what would, most likely, happen in the future."
"Itachi... nii-san ," Sasuke said sadly after he thought about it, due to hearing that his brother had stop their family from most likely initiating the Fourth Shinobi War earlier and that even their parents hadn't put up much of a fight when Itachi killed them. I'm pretty sure that he might have felt guilty that he almost killed Naruto as well, since the blonde didn't gave up on him becoming good again even though everybody else in Konoha had.
"Hey, now that I'm here, we could change things. Three Uchihas are still alive. With me around, let's make sure it stays that way," I told him.
"Right... ," Sasuke said, agreeing with me.
(Flashback End)
And so here I am, walking to the Academy about 30 minutes early like Sasuke usually is. I don't why, but for some reason Sasuke had warmed up to me and started treating me like a brother as time had gone by.
"Have not."
Yes you have. And don't bother denying it, I've been talking to you for 4 hours now and I know how you act around people. So yeah, I'm pretty sure you're treating me like a brother.
"Whatever."
Meh. Hm... . Waiting for 15 minutes sounds a bit boring to me... . Does the Academy have a receptionist?
"No. What kind of school has a receptionist?"
Just wanted some paper and a pencil to draw on as we wait for class.
"You could just ask somebody from the stores... ," he said, referring to the people in the many stores surrounding the streets. Considering the fact he's their precious little Uchiha, I bet their going to give us a pencil and some papers.
Great idea, oh wise Uchiha! I'm so stupid, I would have never thought up of that!
"Naturally," he joked back at me. I let out a chuckle before walking to the nearest store, which was by coincidence the Yamanaka Flower Shop. "... Don't go in there."
Chill man. It's just Ino's family flower shop. With her in there, I bet she would gladly give us some paper and a pencil.
"Fine. But if she somehow manages to become my wife, I'm giving you nightmares."
Relax. I'm sure I can find a suitable wife for you. Say... Sakura? She will be Tsunade's apprentice you know.
"What, and make her punch my head off if you managed to piss her off?"
Good point. We'll talk about suitable wife candidates later. "Hello? Anybody here?" I asked as I stepped into the store.
"Hello, welcome to the... ah! Uchiha-san... ," a middle-aged regal like woman who had brown eyes and brown hair styled into a bun said. "What brings this store the honor to grace it with your presence?" she asked, though I could tell it was forced. Looks like the parents don't like their little girls sucking up to you, eh Sasuke?
"Tch. Not my fault they go after me."
Yeah yeah. "Um... this is... embarrassing to ask but... can you... lend me some paper and a pencil?" I asked the woman, who no doubt was Ino's mother. So this is what she looks like huh? Probably appeared the anime. Haven't watched Naruto in a good long while now... .
"Oh. I see... ," she said, obviously a bit surprised by my humbleness as she (definitely) wasn't suspecting Sasuke to be humble at all. "Very well. I shall fetch you the items you seek," she stated.
"This woman talks so weird... I heard a rumor saying she didn't have it easy finding a date until her husband came along."
Well... she does talks different, I admit that... . A minute later, she came back with a sheet of paper and a pencil. "Here you go, Uchiha-san," she said. Uh... Sasuke quick question.
"What?"
Do I say 'thank you' or 'Arigatou'?
"Latter."
Thanks. "Arigatou gaozaimasu," I said, bowing before quickly walking out of the store and headed to the Academy. Man that was close.
"Why did you ask me that question?"
Oh well, it's because that the Naruto anime comes in different languages. The ones I watched were the original Japanese and the English version.
"Different languages huh... ? Interesting... ."
I guess it would be interesting to you since everyone says things in English with some Japanese mixed in. Here's another question, do I say Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu or Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu?
"... The latter sounds stupid. You're supposed to say the former."
Thanks. By the way, if I don't know what your Jutsu are called can you tell me it's name?
"Of course I will. I would look like Naruto the dobe if 'I' don't know my own Jutsu's name."
I just had to chuckle hearing that. Sorry. Hey look, the Academy. *Whistle* I knew it was big but I didn't expect it to be this big.
"Idiot."
What?
"'I' just suddenly whistled at the sight of the Academy for no reason."
Oh. Sorry about that. Oh well, hope nobody noticed it. Besides, even if somebody did noticed I'll just say the Academy looked really old for a moment. Walking in... .
"Why are saying everything you do?"
Because I have no idea if somebody is reading our actions like it was some sort of book with no pictures having speech boxes. Now don't question me about it. Anyway, walking in the Academy, I had Sasuke lead me to his class. When I entered it, was really empty... . Like... ghost town empty... . Why is it so empty Sasuke?
"Cause we're the first one here dobe."
Oh... make sense. Well, lead me to our seat my trusty steed!
"... Call me a horse again and you're on your own."
Sorry heh heh heh... . Sasuke lead me to his seat. After a minute of waiting, I obviously gotten bored. Sasuke was equally bored since he doesn't brood anymore as he knows the truth of his family now. Good thing I got me a pencil and a sheet of paper! I began drawing. But then, after making a mistake in my drawing, I realized something. Something important.
"Shit I forgot to ask for an eraser... ," I muttered.
"Dobe."
Shut up duck-ass.
"A-ano... . Uchiha-san... ?" a voice said from nearby. The sudden appearance of a voice frighten me for a second before I turned around and saw Hinata.
"Hinata... ," I said out loud, which for some reason caused Hinata to blush. I thought she liked Naruto... ?
"She does. You're just embarrassing her."
Oh. That makes sense. "What do you want Hinata?" I asked her.
"I-I... brought an eraser... ," she said quietly but I was able to hear her thanks to Sasuke's sensitive hearing.
"Oh... . Can I borrow it?"
"S-Sure... ." With that, she passed me the eraser and began to rub off the mistake.
"Arigatou Hinata. I'll return it when I'm done or if you have to leave early," I told her and she shyly nodded. As time flew by, more students began entering the classroom, making it more noisier. But, my drawing was also getting more and more complete. Sasuke then noticed what it was.
"Is that a sword?"
I looked at it and saw it was an incomplete version of a certain Keyblade that appeared recently. "Huh... . I didn't even know I was drawing the Divewing... ," I muttered out loud, though thankfully no one heard me.
"Don't talk things I don't know out loud idiot. And what is this 'Divewing'?"
Oh nothing, just something from another series. Hm... . The only thing missing is the guard and the teeth but without it looks more like a sword then the Keyblade it was supposed to be.
"Keyblade. Seriously?"
Told you, another series. Thus, some of it's aspects may seem stupid to the people here. You know... I could probably have a blacksmith make it for us. Does Konoha have blacksmiths?
"Yeah. I know one that can make us this thing and it won't cost us. Much anyway."
Cool. Hm... I should color it to make it easier for the blacksmith. But then again... , I could always just paint the sword myself.
"Blacksmith does paintjobs and he uses permanent paint."
Sweet. Well then, might as well ask. "Anybody here have some color pencils?" I asked to our fellow students. Well... actually just the female students. Then all of them except Hinata rant to my seat and presented to me multiple colored pencils with a 'Here you go, Sasuke-kun!'. Though, only few of them had the ones I need. "A-Arigatou... ," I said with a forced tone of voice before picking out red, blue, green, yellow and orange colored pencils from some girls. The ones whose color pencils didn't get picked sighed before depressingly walked back to their sits while the ones that did cheered and began gossiping with each other.
I began shading the Divewing and almost finished just as Naruto entered the class and sat a seat away from it. I don't think he even noticed that 'Sasuke' was here. The dobe.
"The dobe," Sasuke said at the same time as I thought it.
Then Shikamaru came along and started to talk to Naruto. A few seconds later, the Divewing was finished just as Ino and Sakura barged into the room. "Hey, whose color pencils are these?" I asked, holding out the pencils before the girls I took it from ran to Sasuke's seat and take it from me. Then they began to (miserably) molest it, for lack of a better word, in secret. Me and Sasuke sweatdropped before I picked up Hinata's eraser and threw it to her with a 'Hinata, here!'
She failed to catch it. Well actually she did managed to catch it but it hit her forehead before landing in her hands. "I-Itai... ," Hinata muttered while holding her forehead in pain.
"Gomen," I told her before looking out in the window while everyone just stared at me for what had transpired.
"I don't apologize to anyone, you idiot!"
Yeah well, I'll just say Hinata is overly sensitive and needed the apology so she wouldn't cry off to papa.
"... ."
Nothing to say Sasuke? I then heard a 'Gah!' from Naruto and Sakura asking if she could sit next to me. "Whatever," I answered her, continuing to look out the window while folding the paper with the drawn Divewing and putting it in my pocket. As I stared at the beautiful scenery outside, I heard the argument between Sasuke's Fangirls. But then I felt a shadow looming over me and was face to face with... Naruto.
Oh hell no I'm not losing my first kiss to him!
"I lost my first kiss to him!-?"
Shut up, let me handle this, and we both walk away with our first kisses. "Two words. Personal. Space," I told the blonde, who glared at me even more.
"Naruto, get away from Sasuke-kun this instant!" Sakura told the Jinchuriki.
"I don't get it. What makes you so special?" Naruto muttered as he studied Sasuke's body.
"That sound so wrong."
Shut up. Anyway... to answer your question Naruto... . "Probably because I don't piss people off on a daily basis," I told him in a smug tone while Sasuke's face plastered a smirk.
"Hey! My pranks are awesome!" Naruto said, standing up. Then the boy in front of him leaned back, causing Naruto's left foot be lifted of the table. While trying to balance himself, Naruto was dangerously closing in on me, causing me to calmly kick his balls and push him onto the the kid.
"Good... . Now I don't have to hear gay jokes from Kiba... ," Sasuke muttered in relief.
Of course, Sasugay. Needless to say, I felt his glare. I don't know how, but I knew Sasuke was glaring at me. "You just couldn't stay in your seat, could you Naruto? Now you're the subject of embarrassment in this class," I mocked him. Hey don't get me wrong, I love Naruto (no homo jokes Sasuke) but he can be a total idiot at times. Naruto just groaned in pain while the kid that would've been the cause of Sasuke's and Naruto's kiss was desperately tried to get the blond prankster off him.
After hearing my words, the whole class except Hinata laughed at Naruto. He glared at me while holding his kiwis. But then here's, what I consider, the best part; "Luckily I pushed you away otherwise we might've actually kissed each other... ," I muttered in disgust, which caused the whole class to picture a kiss between us. Reaction from boys; Disgust. Hinata; a heavy blush. Huh, the Hyuga Princess likes Yaoi. Who knew?
"What's Yaoi?"
Guy on guy. Sasuke; Disgust. Sasuke's Fangirls including Sakura; Shock, before angrily glaring at the two boys in front of my seat. Ino; a small blush before joining her fellow fangirls at glaring Naruto and the other guy. Then they proceeded to beat the two up, plus the guy's friends since they made the guy laugh and leaned back in the first place.
After the beating, Sakura was cuddling my, I mean Sasuke's, arm while I had the expression of annoyance plastered on Sasuke's face while Naruto let out a groan in pain. Then Iruka came in. He looked at the beaten boys and shook his head, as if he didn't want to know.
"What happened to Iruka?" Sasuke questioned me due to the fact Iruka had bandages all over him. Considering the fact I haven't really told him how Naruto knew he was the Jinchuriki, or some little details like him and Naruto accidentally kissing each other, he just assumed Naruto knew his whole life. "He didn't?"
I tell you the little things in lunch. And then Iruka began to make a sappy little speech on how proud he was that we were all Genin. Bah. As if we all would be Genin. He knows that some of us won't actually become Genins.
"Nani?"
Oh yeah. We're all currently 'Genin Candidates'. Not actually Genin. Sucks doesn't it?
"I made the selections so that each Team's abilities would be approximately equal," Iruka stated, getting 'What!-?' from his students in perfect unison. I wonder if being a teacher is worth it. I'm pretty sure that the reaction on their faces is funny as hell.
"What's so fun scaring the crap out of people?"
Because some of their expressions are funny. I swear, your brother messed you up even worst then it was shown... . Ah shit... .
"Nii-san... ."
And there he goes. Just mentioning his brother, or any Uchiha for that matter, causes him to go depressed and sulk. *Sigh*
"Is there a problem with the members of Team 6 pairing together Sasuke?" Iruka asked, thinking I had a problem with the Team placements. The girl on Team 6 looked at me hopefully, as if because I was in love with her. Well, she was cute I'll admit that. But I'm not into shallow girls.
"No," I told Iruka, casting a cold glare at the girl who looked like somebody had just abused her puppy before killing it. Shallow girls. They'll get over Sasuke the moment they find someone cooler then him.
"Well then, I'll just continue on Team 7; Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto... ," Iruka told us, causing Sakura to hang her head in depression while Naruto cheered. "... and Uchiha Sasuke." Sasuke's name caused all Sasuke Fangirls to glare at Sakura, who cheered while Naruto hung his head in depression.
"Iruka-sensei! What were you thinking!-? Saddling an excellent shinobi like me, with that loser!" Naruto said, pointing at me/Sasuke.
"Last time I checked dobe, I was the Rookie of the Year while you're the Dead Last," I told Naruto, who flinched in realization at the information.
"He's correct Naruto. Sasuke has the highest scores when it comes to Taijutsu, Ninjutsu and Genjutsu while yours are the lowest!" Iruka stated, a little annoyed that Naruto forgotten that fact. "The idea is to balance your different strengths... , that's why you ended up together!" Iruka said, his hands in his hips. Actually he looked like a father scolding his son. Then again, Iruka's and Naruto's relationship can be considered that or a Older/little brother relationship.
"Besides... I could roast you alive if I wanted to... ," I told him.
"Oh yeah!-?" Naruto challenged. I just opened the window, and thanks to Sasuke's reflexes, gone thorugh the hand-seals for the Great Fireball Technique and blew a giant fireball into the sky. I closed the window, looking at Naruto's expression. ... Priceless... .
"Agreed," Sasuke said, agreeing with me full heartedly.
"Anything else you want to say dobe?" I asked Naruto, who just sulked.
"That was so cool Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said, sucking up to 'Sasuke'.
I let out a cross between a groan and whine from that, causing everyone to look at me. I let another groan/whine because seriously; why me?
"Cause you're an idiot."
Shut up. "What!-?" I barked at them, causing them to look back at Iruka who just shook his head with a small smile. He probably thought Sasuke was finally turning into a 'normal' kid. Iruka then listed off Team 8 and 10, since Team 9 was in circulation.
"I'm not surprised that Ino had been paired with Shikamaru and Choji, as their parents are a team."
I know, you don't have to tell me. Sheesh. Iruka then told us that we could take a break after that. Everyone then pretty much left so they can talk to their future teammates. Except for me, Sakura and Naruto. We left each other to our own devices. Naruto; Went to the rooftops and will plan to tie 'Sasuke' up so he can impersonate him. Sakura; stalking me/Sasuke until I finally managed to lose her. Me; to a different rooftop and wait for Naruto to try his plan.
Later when I was busy feeding Sasuke (technically I was), I casually leaning onto the window I was standing in front of. I didn't told Sasuke anything since I had told him about Naruto's plan and told him that until Naruto successfully managed to trap us, I will not tell him anything for fear of Naruto eavesdropping. I then heard some rope being pulled. My God Sasuke you actually fell for that trap?
"Shut up."
Not so funny when you have to say it, huh? I then loudly sigh. "Naruto. What do you think you're doing?" I asked. Naruto didn't answer. There was a moment of silence before Naruto suddenly pulled me in with some rope. "Oi! What the hell are you doing dobe!-?" I pretended I was shocked and didn't really put up much of a struggle. After successfully gagging me, Naruto used the Henge technique to transform into Sasuke before leaving. But not before saying; 'Heh... idiot... .'
"... Kill him."
Sorry, don't feel like getting chased around by Hunter Nin for killing a fellow Leaf Shinobi. So... anything specific you want me to tell you?
"... I want you to start the story from the very beginning."
Well this is going to take a while... .
"And now Naruto, Kakashi and Gai are fighting Madara and Obito to determine the fate of the world," I told Sasuke. Considering the fact my voice was barely above a whisper, I doubt anyone, even the ANBU, could hear me.
"... You know, considering their reasons, maybe it's better to let them win... ."
"You do realize if I let that happen then the things that goes through our thoughts later on won't even belong to us, right?" I told him before jumping down near the Academy.
"True."
As I walked to the Academy, I noticed Sakura sitting down with a dreamy smile on her face. I had sighed at their, which caused her to notice me. "Oh! Sasuke-kun!" she said, getting up and running to me. "Do you... want to do it? It's okay if you're shy! I'll start it off!"
"... Naruto?"
Naruto. I sighed again. "It's almost afternoon. Where's Naruto?" She didn't really need to tell, even if she knew. Sasuke, tell me where the bathrooms are and Naruto is good as dead.
"Good."
"Heh heh heh... please don't try to change the subject Sasuke-kun... . Besides, why care about Naruto? All he does is get fights with you... ," Sakura asked with a strained smile. "But then again, he doesn't have any parents... ," Sakura stated. If only you knew your precious Yondaime Hokage was his father... I bet you would be just as crazy for him like you are for Sasuke.
"... I wish we could tell someone... ."
Relax, you won't be seeing anymore of your fangirls after this. Well... except for Sakura and Ino... but they'll grow out of it. Eventually... . Probably... . Maybe... .
"That doesn't really make me feel better."
"He could do anything he wants. If I did half of the stuff he did, my parents would ground me for life! He's so lucky... living all alone, having no parents getting on his case," Sakura stated.
"Like me... ?" I told her coldly.
"Yeah! Like... you... ," Sakura agreed with me, but then noticed what I said.
"Haruno... . You and your fellow fangirls, hell most of this village, are total idiots and annoyances that don't know what it feels like to grow up all alone, with no one that actually cares for you," I told her coldly before walking.
"Well said."
... . Just tell me where the bathrooms are.
"You're thinking about your own family... aren't you?"
Seriously, just tell me where the damn bathrooms are... .
"Hm... how can I say... . My first impression is... I hate you all," Kakashi Hatake told us with his infamous eye smile.
"For a Jonin to fall for prank like that... is he really Sharingan no Kakashi... ?"
Tell me that, after you see him in action.
"Alright, to the rooftops you three," Kakashi told us before disappearing via Shunshin no Jutsu.
"... Why didn't you copy it with the Sharingan?" Sasuke asked, since he had already awakened the Sharingan during the Uchiha Clan Massacre but Itachi made him forget that little fact.
We have plenty of time to copy that technique. Besides, changing so much of this world's history will make it harder for me to predict what's going to happen next. So yeah, somethings are going to happen, like us going to Orochimaru.
"Why do we have to go to that man?"
By learning under him, we would create Kirin; the attack that would've, without a doubt, killed your brother if he hadn't cheated and used Susanoo.
"... Oh... yeah... ," were the last words I heard from Sasuke for quite a while before he moped. Again. But I had already mentioned Itachi earlier and he didn't moped. That was an improvement.
"Sasuke-kun! Let's go!" Sakura told me. I didn't reply back, only getting up and making way to the rooftops. When we reached the rooftop of the Academy, we saw Kakashi sitting on the railings and gesturing us to take a seat onto the staircase that lead to the garden in front of him. Why the Academy had a garden on the roof instead on the ground I have no idea.
"Okay, let's start with some introductions," Kakashi told us.
"Well... what do you want to know?" asked Sakura.
"How about... likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, hobbies... stuff like that," Kakashi said.
"... Uchiha Sasuke... ," I told him, causing them to look at me. I sighed at that. "My name. Uchiha Sasuke. I don't feel like telling you what my likes are, less I want you to bribe me into doing something. I have many dislikes, which include fangirls... ." I had to look at Sakura at that. She looked crestfallen. The sooner she get her mind out of dating Sasuke the better. "I have no dreams... just an ambition to kill a certain man... then I'll worry about restoring the Uchiha Clan into it's former glory. Hobbies... training and reading."
"Well, nice to know that some of you know what I'm talking about," Kakashi said, giving me a half-hearted clap. "How about you next shortie?" Kakashi gestured to Naruto.
Naruto looked like he was going to murder Kakashi from talking about his height, but he managed to hold himself back. Mostly. "I am not short! I just haven't hit my growth spurt yet!" Like I said, mostly. "Anyway, the name's Uzumaki Naruto! I like Instant Cup Ramen, but I like Ichiraku's Ramen even more! What I dislike is the 3 minute wait for the Instant Cup Ramen to cook! Seriously, what's so instant about that!-?"
It's instant because 3 minutes isn't very long when you have something to distract, you idiot... .
"This is Naruto that we're talking about Kurai... ."
Oh you're back. You're right. This is Naruto who we're talking about... . "My future dream is... to be the greatest Hokage! Then everybody in this village will finally have to look at me! Look at me like I'm somebody! Somebody important!" Naruto stated, fixing his headband.
"It's call a Hitai-ate you dobe."
I know that! It's not like anybody here can actually read my thoughts anyway! "And finally, the girl," Kakashi said, gesturing to Sakura.
"Oh! Well... how about you tell us about you first sensei... I mean, you already know about two of us, but yet the only thing we know about you is your name... ," Sakura said. Hah! Like he'll tell us what he does when not on duty.
"Me... well... I guess that's fair. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have no desire to tell you about my likes and dislikes. My dreams for the future... haven't really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies." The little troll was laughing inside, I just know it... .
"Troll?"
Well, it's just slang from my world. Basically, he purposely tries to provoke us to get an emotional response. Bet he's laughing inside from Naruto's and Sakura's faces.
"Alright pinkie, your turn," Kakashi stated.
"M-My name is Haruno Sakura... ," Sakura said with an annoyed twitch from her left eyebrow. "The thing I like is... well the person I like is... ," she said. I can practically feel her eyes on me. "My dreams for the future... ." Then she squealed, probably from the thought on being Sasuke's wife. I shuddered for some reason.
"And... your dislikes... ?" Kakashi asked.
"NARUTO!" she declared, causing the person in question to get very depressed. I patted his back in pity as Sakura began to list of her hobbies. She never noticed the sigh that escaped Kakashi's mouth.
"OK! I think that's enough for introductions," Kakashi stated, since Sakura was still listing off her hobbies. "We'll start out shinobi duties tomorrow." At that Naruto began cheering and asking what kind of duties we will be doing. "Survival training," Kakashi told us simply.
"Training? But we did enough of that during our time at the Ninja Academy!" Sakura stated.
"Does it really matter? He's our teacher now. What he says, goes. No use complaining about it. He says we train, we train. He says we jump, we jump. And if he's actually crazy enough to tell us to do suicide, then what choice do we have?" I told her, causing everyone to look at me weirdly.
"... Kami-sama you're weird."
Shut up.
"Well... you don't have to worry about me telling you to commit suicide... but I'll keep that in mind if I want you guys to shut up," Kakashi said, causing Naruto to glare at me. I just kicked his face response. "Now now, settle down you two. Anyway, this isn't normal training."
"It's not?" Naruto asked, unaware of the mark on his face from getting kicked on the face.
"Nope," Kakashi said with a chuckle.
"What's so funny, sensei?" Sakura asked wearingly.
CUT! My brain stopped working on this so I'm just going to cut it here. Why? Cause this was just suppose to get my mind of Naruto! And it didn't work! I still feel like writing Naruto fics! Dammit! Anyway, tell me what you think in you review. Or not. I don't really care cause I doubt this will become a full story.