Isa: I put drawings of Tobi on deviantart! ^^ Just search for ~istale and you should find them^^

Naruto: You should have been typing the next chapter instead of messing around with that stupid printer all day!

Isa: But I looove waste time doing unimportant stuff!! ^^

Naruto: I noticed. -.-

Isa: I don't own Naruto ^o^ *dances around*

Ino really had invited everyone—all eleven of shinobi that were genin together just three short years ago. They all packed into Naruto's house and the Ino persuaded him to order pizza. Naruto ordered the pizza and then cried over his poor empty Gama-chan for a good ten minutes.

Iruka rubbed his head, trying to dispel his throbbing headache. This was his last delivery of the night and he was ready to go home and go to sleep. He wished he hadn't gotten this part-time job, but he needed the money.

He went up the stairs and knocked on the door. This number seems so familiar . . . However, he was too tired to remember who lived there.

The door opened and Naruto's spiky blonde head appeared. "Iruka-sensei, I didn't know you delivered pizza!"

"Naruto?" He looked around and saw all ten of the other teenagers that he had taught only a few years ago and one boy he hadn't met. "So many teenagers . . ." He fainted, dumping the seven boxes of pizza onto the floor.

"Iruka-sensei?" Iruka groaned and opened his eyes.

"I think he's been around kids too much, they're wearing him out." Sakura said.

Iruka sat up suddenly. "Naruto! Why are you having a party? You're too young to have girls over!"

"Sakura, I think Iruka-sensei's more likely to wear down the kids than the other way around." Naruto was sitting on his bed holding a wet cloth that Iruka assumed was on his forehead a second ago. "I'm old enough to have girls over." He grumbled.

"No you're not, you're way too young, you should wait 'til you're eighteen, at least!"

"Iruka-sensei, you're no fun! I bet you had girls over when you were fifteen."

"No I didn't!" Naruto started shoving him toward the door. He was in the hallway when he turned around. "I think it's my responsibility to stay and chaperone this party."

"Huh? Chaperone?"

"Yes, it's my duty to make sure that my former students are behaving properly."

"You know, Iruka-sensei, if you wanted to stay, you could have just said so." Ten Ten said.

"What? I didn't say—"

"I know, let's play spin the bottle!" Ino said, emptying her coke bottle.

A few people agreed and the ones who didn't got attacked by Ino and forced anyway. They sat in a big circle, Iruka sitting nervously to Naruto's left.

This is kind of uncomfortable. I don't want to kiss one of my former students! I guess I could pass—

"All right! Rules of the game!" Ino stood up. "No passing! If you can't kiss them , then you have to . . . " She thought for a moment.

"Walk around in your underwear for the rest of the night." Kiba suggested.

"No." Ino looked around the room and spotted Akumaru digging through a bag of cheesies. "You have to kiss Akumaru!" She held the little dog up for everyone to see. He growled in protest.

"All right!" Naruto stood up. "I'll go first!" He spun the bottle and they all held their breath.

"Come on. Come on." Naruto said as the bottle slowly stopped spinning. It was pointing right at Hinata.

"Oh . . ." Hinata's face went bright red.

"Yes! It's not a guy!" Naruto celebrated. He happily marched over to Hinata and kissed her. She fainted and Sakura and Ten Ten tried to wake her back up.

Naruto sat back down. "Your turn, Iruka-sensei." Naruto nudged his former teacher.

Iruka nervously reached out and spun the bottle. He gulped as it began to slow down. Pointing at Lee, Neji, Tobi, and then Naruto. And finally, it stopped at Iruka.

Whew, that was a close one! Iruka thought as Shino spun the bottle.

"Aw, man!" Kiba groaned as it landed on him. "I don't want to o kiss a guy!"

"Be man." Shino said. He pulled down his high collar and kissed Kiba.

Ino and Naruto both cracked up. "Shino had tell you to be a man, Kiba! That's just pitiful!" Naruto said.

Kiba wiped his mouth with his hoodie sleeve. "Shut up Naruto! You got to kiss a girl!"

"Whatever. Come on, Shikamaru, it's your turn."

Shikamaru rolled his eyes and then lazily reached out and spun the bottle. Everyone watched as it slowly came to a stop, pointing at Tobi.

Heh, lucky. He thought and leaned across the circle to kiss her. Iruka was looking at Tobi as she leaned and noticed something strange.

Is he wearing white lacey underwear?! He stared at Tobi, a bit confused.

"My turn!" Chouji spun the bottle. Come on, come on! Just a little farther! "Yes!" He punched his fist triumphantly into the air as the bottle landed on him.

"Aw, Chouji, that's no f un." Naruto whined.

"My turn!" Ten Ten spun the bottle. Neji! Neji! Nej—No!! She hung her head as the bottle stopped in front of Lee. "Oh well." She got up and kissed Lee who began to blush and almost fainted with happiness.

"All right, my turn." Sakura spun the bottle. Anyone but Naruto! Anyone but Naruto! Anyone!!!!!! The bottle began to slow down. Come on! It stopped on Naruto. Noooooo!!!!

Sakura got to her feet and walked over to Naruto. She was only a few inches away when her fist came up and punched Naruto in the face.

"Ow, Sakura!" He held his injured nose.

"Like I'd ever kiss you!" She grabbed Akumaru and kissed him, quickly wiping her mouth afterwards. "Yuck! But it's better than kissing Naruto."

"Hah! Sakura, you couldn't do it!" Ino teased. She spun the bottle confidently. But her mouth dropped open when it stopped.

"I-I can't kiss a teacher!"

"Now who can't do it?" Sakura asked. She held out Akumaru who barked happily.

"Fine!" She kissed the little white dog.

Another close call. Iruka thought, relieved.

"Iruka-sensei, you're no fun! You haven't kissed anyone yet!" Naruto said.

"Uh, I'm okay with that." ^^"

"All right! It's my turn!" Kiba spun the bottle. He looked so excited—until it stopped. "Chouji? Why can't I ever get to kiss a girl?!"

"Be a man, Kiba." Naruto said, imitating Shino.

"You little—I'm a man!" He got up and went over to Chouji. "I'm sorry, man." He kissed Chouji and then quickly went back to his place, wiping his mouth.

"It is my turn!" Lee said, and he spun the bottle. Oh I hope I get to kiss Ten Ten again!! ^^ The bottle stopped at Neji.

Ten Ten made an annoyed noise while Lee gulped. Neji? But he could kill me with one hit, using his gentle fist technique!

"Well?" Neji was getting impatient.

Lee gulped again and then kissed the pale boy. Neji just sat there as if nothing was happening.

Lee sat back in his seat and wiped his forehead. Man, that was scary! I hope I never have to kiss him again!

Neji spun the bottle. It started to slow down. It pointed to Hinata, Sakura, Ino . . .Kiba . . . Lee.

Nooooo!!! I do not want to kiss him!! Lee was so busy freaking out in his head that he didn't see that the bottle had actually pointed at Neji.

"Your turn, Tobi!" Naruto said, nudging his new friend.

"Huh?" Lee looked up and saw that the bottle had been pointing at Neji before Tobi spun it. Thank goodness.

The bottle landed on Iruka.

At least this kid isn't one of my old students. Iruka thought as he leaned across Naruto to let Tobi kiss him. And I think he might actually be a girl. He pulled away. I wonder why she's dressed like a boy?

"This is getting boring." Kiba said.

"Yeah, I think it was more fun when we were younger." Ten Ten agreed.

"I know!" Ino said. "Let's play seven minutes in heaven!"

Oh man, that game is even worse than spin the bottle! Iruka thought.

Isa: Lol, when I wrote this, I forgot to write who Neji kissed XD. I was going to make him kiss Lee again just because he didn't want him too, but I changed my mind ^^

Naruto: You're so mean

Isa: You know, I was going to have you spin the bottle one more time and have to kiss a guy, but I didn't so be happy!

Naruto: Okay ^^" Just don't write anything bad about me!