Naruto: . . .

Isa: He's refusing to speak to me until this chapter's over ^^ . I don't think he'll make it ^^

Naruto: Hey! I will too!

Isa: . . .

Naruto: Dammit!

Isa *laughing* I don't own Naruto!!

Oh yeah, thanks so much whymewhynow for the idea! When I wrote the story, I felt like there was osmehting missing, and now I've an idea! ^^

Neji, Iruka, and Shino refuse to take part in the game. Ino threatened them with everything painful thing she could think of but they still refused to play.

"All right, if you're not going to play Neji, then you have to use your Byakugan to make sure everyone kisses at least once.

"What? There's no rule like that!" Naruto said.

Ino turned on him. "I'm making the rules, and I say you have to kiss at least once!"

"Okay, Okay! ^^" Just don't hurt me!"

The ten that were going to play put their names on a piece of paper and dropped it into an empty chip bag.

Ino reached in and pulled out her first two victims names. "Kiba and Naruto!" She said and she shoved the two of them into the closet. Before she shut the door, she gave Kiba an evil look. "Be man, Kiba."

"Touch me and you're dead." Kiba said to Naruto.

"What are they doing, Neji?" Ino asked.

"Nothing. They're just sitting there.

Ino pouted. "That's no fun."

In the closet, Kiba sighed. "Well, we do have to kiss once. We might as well get it over with."

"Yeah."

They kissed and Neji stopped watching. Ino forced Hinata to watch.

"Kiba, no!" Hinata ran toward the door but Ino tackled her.

"What's happening, Hinata?"

"Kiba's kissing Naruto!"

"That's what they're supposed to do!" Ino said, struggling to hold Hinata down.

Neji, curious, used his Byakugan to look into the closet again. He started cracking up laughing.

"What is it? What's going on in there?" Ino demanded.

"Kiba's really going at it, he's got Naruto pinned to the floor."

"Not my Naruto." Hinata sobbed on the floor.

"Poor Naruto." Lee said, shaking his head.

Ino looked at the clock. "Maybe we should shorten the time to three minutes." She let go of Hinata and opened the door.

Kiba was straddling Naruto and kissing him full on the mouth. He looked up when the door opened. "Has it been seven minutes already?"

"We're shortening it for safety's sake." Ten Ten said, pointing to Naruto who seemed to have been holding his breath the entire time Kiba was kissing him.

"Kiba, I didn't know you were like that." Chouji said as he climbed off of Naruto.

"You guys told me to do it!" He said and then mumbled. "Challenging my manliness . . ."

"Naruto!" Hinata glomps Naruto. "Are you all right?"

"Yeah, fine Hinata ^^"."

Ino reached into the bag and pulled out the next two names. Her smile disappeared. "Sakura and Tobi." She glared at Sakura.

As soon as the closet door closed, both Ino and Shikamaru put their ears to the door.

"What are you guys doing?" Naruto asked.

"We want to know what's going on, and Neji and Hinata won't tell us anymore." Ino said. "Now, shut it!"

Inside, they can hear Sakura's voice.

"Tobi, what are you doing? Get off—aah!!"

Ino looked at the clock. Three minutes! Three minutes! Come on! As soon as the second hand passed the four, Ino ripped the door open.

Tobi was leaning over Sakura whose shirt was pulled halfway up and her bra was showing.

"Um . . ."

Everyone just stared at the two of them.

"I'm gonna kill you!!" Ino said She grabbed Sakura by the hair and pulled her out of the closet. "No one touches Tobi but me!"

While everyone tried to rescue Sakura, Shikamaru pulled Tobi over into a corner.

"What's up with that?!" He asked, gesturing toward the closet.

"It helps convince everyone, doesn't it?" She smiled, "I mean, what girl would molest Sakura?"

"Did it have to be that convincing?" He asked.

"Yup ^^." Shikamaru sighed.

"All right!" Ten Ten pulled out the next two names. "Lee and . . .me?!"

Lee danced happily into the closet while Ten Ten stomped in and slammed the door. They came out three minutes later, Lee with a red face.

Ten Ten has kissed me two times now!! ^o^

Ten Ten pulled out the next two names. "Hinata and Ne—Neji?!" She turned to glare at him. "How'd your name get in here? I thought you weren't playing!"

"Oh, I switched our names 'cause I didn't want to play anymore." Chouji said through a mouthful of potato chips. "I hope you don't mind."

Neji glared at him. I don't want him in there with my cousin. "I guess I don't really have a choice."

Ino and Ten Ten both had their ears at the door as soon as the two Hyuga's disappeared into the closet.

"Ah! You shouldn't have done that Neji, we're cousins!"

"It's Ino's rule."

"Oh right." There was a short moment of silence. "That's not in the rules! Don't do that!"

"Shh, they might hear you."

"Stop it Neji!"

Ino opened the door after three minutes of listening to Hinata fend off her cousin. Hinata's face was bright red but Neji looked just as impassive as ever.

"That means we're left." Ino said, grabbing Shikamaru and dragginf him into the closet.

Ino sat with her arms crossed, angrily muttering about Sakura after she kissed Shikamaru.

"What could Sakura have that I don't? Besides a surplus of forehead."

"Quit whining." Shikamaru said. "Tobi doesn't even like Sakura."

"I can whine if I want! How would you know anyway?" She snapped. "Tobi was on top of her! They were practically doing it!"

Shikamaru sighed. What a drag, being stuck in here with an angry Ino. He was only too happy to leave the closet after the three minutes.

Naruto struggled into the room carrying about fifty cans of pop. He let them drop to the floor. "Hey, let's have a belching contest!"

"Are you stupid, Naruto? Girls don't do that!" Sakura raised a fist threateningly.

"You're just chicken." Naruto said, wagging a finger at her.

"Chicken? I'll show you chicken! Give me one of those cans!"

Isa: Is it just me, or is this story kind of boring?

Naruto: It's kind of boring.

Isa: *punches him* I didn't want you to actually answer that!! Anyway, review, review, review!!^^