Thanks for reviewing! Okay, I decided that I was going to write the next chapter fairly quickly because I have ideas and if I don't write it down I will most likely forget it! Oh and I'm not really sure if Emmett's going to be bi in my story. I guess I'll just wait and see what happens. Also this is my first fan fiction so it is kind of like my baby.

Disclaimer:Yes Santa didn't bring me two of the things on my list. Owning twilight and also Johnny Depp. But i guess i can't complain.

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Edwards POV

After sitting in the forest for half an hour, trying to get the images out of my head, stupid photographic memory,I decided that I should probably go home to face the music.

I walked slowly, not too eager to see the family, Thats when the thoughts flooded in.

His face had the most hilarious expression on it.

Alice.

I did not need to hear that.

If he hadn't of found Bella, he'd have probably reverted to his gay ways and been all over me. Big surprise for Emmett to be thinking about himself this way. I really think he maybe bi. Or he could be spending way to much time around Rose.

I got to the door and was about to open it, when the most beautiful person in the world popped her head around the corner.

"Edward" she screamed as she pulled me into a tight and very warm embrace. "I didn't think you would come back tonight".

"And miss seeing you! of course not".

She yawned. But it was only really tiny like she was trying to hide it from me.

"Bella I am a vampire, I see everything. I think you should go home to bed."

"Will you take me?"

"Ordinarily I would, but Alice is screaming in her head, asking if she could take you."

"Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you." Alice yelled while running down the stairs. She quickly picked up Bella and kept running.

Now it was time for some revenge.

"Jasper I need you in my room Now!" I said, clearly over emphasizing the NOW.

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"What".

"I need to get my revenge on Emmett. And I think that you would be the only person, who would be able to help me out with this. I have figured out the plan already, but you are the most important factor in it. Will you help me?"

"Sure, you know, I had to watch him give you that lap dance."

"Thank-you. So here's what we are going to do...."

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We were both ready, and waiting in the dining room. The sound of Emmett's jeep cut off and the front door opened.

Jasper sent a massive wave of,anger and annoyance at him.

He started to smash and break things.

CRRRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKK!!!!

Crap not Esme's new table, thats the third one this month.

He came over to us, and we decided to get, the seeds planted.

"Emmett, whats the matter?"

"I don't know. I'm angry at someone but I don't know who."

"Could it be Rose for not letting you buy that dog?" Jasper asked in a very clear and confidant way.

"Yes Exactly. I wonder how I could get back at her?"

"Emmett I think I have an idea."

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Emmett's POV

Stupid rose why couldn't she have just let me have the little Sharpei it was so cute and looked just like the one on the front of that toilet paper packet....

Oh well I was going to get my revenge. Just as soon as she got home.

" Emmett are you ready" Edward called.

I looked out the window, and could see her M3 making it's way down the driveway.

I nodded.

She made her first step into the door, and was ambushed by Jasper and Edward.

Now it was my part of the plan.

I grabbed the shaver, and ran over to where Rose was lying on the floor.

"REVENGE,SWEET,SWEET HA HA HA"

Evil phrase, and villain laugh,check ,que plan.

I leaned down towards her head, and turned the shaver on.

She was screaming and wriggling, not that I would worry, she couldn't get past my brothers.

"Emmett HELP ME! Wait, what are you doi....."

Before she could finish her sentence, the first locks of her long blonde hair hit the floor.

A high pitched screech filled the room.

I ignored it and kept going.

Her entire head of hair was on the floor, but she was still screaming. All of a sudden it hit me.

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Jasper's POV

Emmett was no longer under the control of the emotions, that had been given to him, by yours truly.

That meant it was time for, Edward and I to run.

We let go of Rose, who immediately started chasing after us. Emmett followed closely behind.

I had to give Edward and myself some time to escape.

A sudden wave of lust hit both of them, and they were all over each other. I guess I couldn't let Emmett not have any, for the rest of his existence, so this would be like his final stand.

Geez Rose looked funny. A few snapshots for Myspace, and I would be on my way.

I could see it now; My sister, the penis head.

Edward heard the thoughts, and we were both on the floor laughing hysterically.

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