Isa: zzzzZZZZ

Naruto: *poke*

Isa: *mumblemumblemumble* zzzz....

Naruto: She's been like this for a few hours . . . She's so lazy! *poke* *poke*

Isa: I want . . .pankcakes . . . zzz

Naruto: Oh well *sigh* She doesn't own Naruto, and all that. *poke*

To everyone's surprise, Hinata won the belching contest after drinking five cans of grape soda. They spent the rest of the night emptying Naruto's cupboards of all their snacks. Iruka and Lee both fell asleep around one o' clock.

The others decide to watch a scary movie and all crowded in front of the TV. Hinata soon fell asleep on Naruto's shoulder. Ino, Tenten, and Sakura all fell asleep on the floor.

Naruto was leaning forward, anxiously waiting to see if the girl on the screen would get away from the army of zombies following her when the power went out.

"Aaah!" He screamed.

Kiba laughed. "Scared of the dark, Naruto?"

"No! It just surprised me, that's all."

"Do you have any candles, or anything?" Tobi asked.

"Uh, somewhere . . ." Naruto attempted to remember where he kept candles. "I think they're in . . . the kitchen?"

"Byakugan." Neji searched the dark kitchen. "Yeah, they're in a cupboard next to the refrigerator."

"All right! Let's go get 'em!" Naruto said. He stood up and Hinata fell to the floor with a thud, but didn't wake up.

"Why can't you get them yourself?" Shino asked. He was perfectly comfortable on the floor where he was and didn't want to move.

"'Cause he's scared." Kiba said. He stood up yanked Naruto toward the kitchen. "Come on, you big baby, I'll hold your hand."

"Aah! Wait, I don't want to be alone on the kitchen with you!" Naruto reached out and grabbed the nearest person he could find.

"Hey!" Neji was tugged along with them.

Naruto blindly grabbed another person and they were dragged along too. "You know, Naruto. I can walk by myself." Shino said. He pried Naruto's hand off the front of his shirt.

Tobi, Chouji, and Shikamaru followed them into the kitchen for lack of a better thing to do.

Neji climbed onto the counter and began to search for the candles. "Naruto, why do have traps set on this cupboard?" Neji asked as he dismantled badly-set traps.

"'Cause that's where I keep my ramen." Naruto said, completely oblivious to his own stupidity. "Hey, don't you guys think it's creepy that the power went out while we were watching a scary movie?" He latched onto the nearest person, which was Tobi.

"Don't be such a chicken." Kiba said. Lightning flashed and there was a big crash of thunder. Kiba yelled and grabbed onto Tobi's other arm.

"You know," Shino said, "there was a power outage right before the zombies attacked."

"Oh man, he's right."Naruto gulped.

"But there was a warning, remember?" Kiba said, sounding a bit desperate. "All those spiders crawling around—they were warning the people."

"Yeah, so we're safe until we feel spiders." Naruto said. Tobi felt him stiffen suddenly. "Uh-um . . .I think there's something on my neck!"

"I can feel something too!" Kiba said.

"Spiders!!" They both cried and began to whack at whatever was crawling all over them.

"Get a grip, you two!" Tobi said. They still hadn't relinquished their deathgrips on Tobi's arms. "Shino's just freaking you out, it's his bugs!"

"Yeah, who actually believes in zombies?" Chouji asked. Lightning flashed outside and Chouji yells. "Aah! It's the Zombie King—Randolf Hitler!" He pointed at what looked like a man standing on the roof and then dove on top of Naruto, Kiba, and Tobi, knocking them all to them floor.

"Now who's scared?" Kiba asked him.

Neji lit a candle and then used his Byakugan to look outside for the Zombie King. "It's just a stray bit of laundry." He said, turning to the trembling pile of teenage boys.

"You guys are crushing Tobi." Shikamaru said. He attempted to pull her out of the pile. "Get off of him."

"No." Naruto said, holding on tighter. "He's the only one who's not scared."

"Oh, so we don't count?" Neji asked, crossing his arms.

"You guys can beat us up." Chouji pointed out. "Tobi hasn't had any ninja training, so it's not like he can hurt us."

"What?!" Tobi tried to attack him but Naruto and Kiba were still latched onto her arms.

"Besides," Kiba said, "Tobi smells nice."

The other six stared at him.

"What?" Kiba looked at them. "He smells like a girl—it's nice."

There's more silence.

Naruto sniffs Tobi. "Kiba, I don't smell anything, I think you're crazy."

"You idiot!" He tried attacking Naruto. "I've got a sharper sense of smell than you!"

Lighting flashed again and they both latched back into Tobi's arms. Shikamaru pulled them off and helped Tobi to her feet. He stood in front of her protectively.

Neji watched them suspiciously, then used his Byakugan. His cheeks turned red and he closed his eyes.

Shikamaru looked at him, his mouth open. "You perv!" He grabbed the front of Neji's shirt. "What did you just see?"

"N-nothing! Just her underwear!" Neji said, trying to calm Shikamaru.

"Who do you think he just looked at?" Kiba asked.

"Maybe Sakura?" Chouji suggested.

"Sakura?!" Naruto looked at his tubby friend.

"Yeah. Remember when Tobi was in the closet with Sakura, Shikamaru was really anxious, he even listened at the door. Now he's mad at Neji, so maybe he used his Byakugan to look at Sakura's panties."

Shikamaru dropped Neji and turned to glare at them. "I don't like Sakura!" He said.

"Don't try to deny it." Kiba said. "We already know."

"You can't like Sakura!" Naruto said angrily. "I like her!"

"Why do you guys like her?" Kiba asked. "She's loud, obnoxious, mean, a know-it-all, and she's not even that pretty."

Naruto tackled him and attempted to make him take it back. Neji went back to the other room, saying that they were immature.

The power flickered back on and Shikamaru blew out the candle. "Come on, the movie's still playing."

The others followed him to the other room and sat down to finish the movie. Naruto grumbled for a while about Kiba before falling asleep.

Isa: . . .review . . . *mumblemumble*

Naruto:*sigh* this is so boring. She better be awake by the next chapter!