Yes I am putting up another chapter again today so here it is. Also I don't discriminate against gay people!
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight (yet)!
Alice POV:
"Um Alice you have missed my house?. Where are you taking me?" Keeping Bella guessing, was my forte.
"Well since Edward is getting his revenge against Emmett, and I am the one that is supposed to be taking you home, I have decided that you won't be going home Bella ..... WE'RE GOING SHOPPING."
"So your kidnapping me and torturing me to death, at the same time?."
"Ouch Bella, that really hurt. But you don't have a choice. You are coming shopping with me to get an entirely new wardrobe. If your good we'll go get some red bull and candy."
"Yay, um and before I forget, where are we going ,so that can tell Charlie of course."
"Don't worry it's all been taken care of. Seattle here we come."
"Oh, which shop will we go to next?"
"Alice, my arms are aching."
"Fine then we will find a cafe, to have a snack in." Not that I technically eat, but it is a good part of my Charade.
Bella and I had found the cutest outfits for her, and Edward would love them, because they all look great, against her skin.
"OOHH! Fairy Cakes. Bella we have to go, to this one. They have the pretty pink cakes, that come with a free set of fairy wings."
"Fine. Is that a gay bar, across the road?"
"Yeah I think it is. You know what would be really funny, is if we went in there. I think we would be pretty hot. We should pretend that we are strangers and then be all over each other."
"ALICE, I couldn't do that to Edward, what would he think."worry was clearly spread all over her face.
"Please, it could be fun."
"Fine but you have to make a deal with me. I will only go in there if, you promise there will be no more surprise shopping trips ever!"
"Bella"that sounded desperate. "what about if you are forewarned?" I gave her the best puppy dog face that I could conguer up. She practically melted in my hands.
"Fine"
We quickly skipped off to the gay bar, and went inside.
The music was pelting out of the speakers and the lights were awesome. It gave me some inspiration for a future party.
I walked across to the bar with Bella, following closely behind, but not too close.
"I'll have one cosmopolitan please."
"coming right up".The extremely hairy man behind the counter who didn't seem to be gay, turned around to make my order.
He came back with the drink, and stuck to the bottom, was the guys phone number.
He must have been desperate. I guess he doesn't know, that he works at a gay bar.
Bella was looking extremely uncomfortable. She had two girls grinding up next to her. I walked over to offer my assistance. But some lady walked in front of me half way.
"Hi I'm Sophie. Is there anything that I could get you?" Double meanings, covered, this sentence.
"Um No. I'm actually here with someone."
"Oh okay, that's fine I guess. Well bye."
"Bye."
I quickly made my way to Bella, and agilely got her out of the situation, which seemed to have gotten worse.
"Hi I'm Alice. What is your name?"
"I'm Bella. Is there anything you see, that you are interested in."Bella was a better actor than any of us gave her credit for.
"Well yeah there is something that, I am interested in."
I put my hands in her hair and they got knotted in. Maybe this was getting a little weird.
"Bella do you want to get out of here, I'm stuck in your hair." I whispered as quietly into her ear, as I could, with her still being able to hear it.
"Okay."
We made it out of the door and the fresh air was quite welcomed.
"Alice that was actually, quite fun. We should do that again sometime."
"But you were against it. I'd only do it again, if you would let me take you on more surprise shopping trips."
"Alice I don't think you get the concept of acting."
"You really are getting better at that."
Just as I said that a tall, muscular figure in a trench coat and wearing dark pair of sunglasses slipped out of the bar. He looked oddly famil....
"Emmett, what the hell are you doing here?!"
"Ummm.... what are you guys doing here?"
"Shopping and having fun..... Explain yourself"
"Well because of a stupid revenge stunt from your husband and Edward, Rose is now bald."
"What happened?"
"Well they made me angry at her, and I shave all of her hair off. So she broke up with me. I decided that I should keep my options available, you know, in case she doesn't come back to me. Plus what guy wouldn't want all of this?" he was moving his hands up and down his thighs.
"A sane one."
"Your just jealous because your too small, and don't have a figure like mine."
"What ever. Are you planning on bringing a friend home."
"Of Course! How else would I get back at Rose. Bye, it's time to turn the Emmett Factor on."
"Bye, I guess"
He skipped off into the bar, and Bella fell on the ground Laughing hysterically.
This sure was going to be an interesting night.
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