Yes another chapter. I have creative juices flowing today. HE HE xoxo

Rosalie's POV:

Yay, Emmies back! I can hear his car.

I ran to the door as fast as I could, so that I could apologize.

He opened the door and hugged him.

"Emmett I am so sor-.. Wait who the hell is that?"

There was a short little man standing at our door, Smaller than Alice, and he needed some serious fashion tips.

He looked like the police officer out of the village people. He was in a black, sequined tank top, a pair of acid washed jeans with a belt, work boots with rather large heels, he had one of those really ugly black leather hats with the chains on them with a big ugly mustache.

What is on that guys belt? Is that a holster? is that a bubble gun?

"This is Gary, and I would appreciate it if you would stop hugging me. Also 'it's too late to apologize, it's too laaaate. I said it's too late to apologize, it's too laaaate'."

"Emmett this is not the time, for singing stupid songs! You and I need to talk."

"Gary lets go. There is no need, to talk to my obsessive ex."

"Okay" .

Okay, what was with his voice! . It was like a Texan on helium.

Edwards POV:

What is that sound.

Why can't anyone play the classic songs anymore? Why do I have to listen to the disturbingly, up beat tunes of the hamster dance? Is that someone singing? It sounds like a Texan on helium.

Okay I think I have asked enough of these stupid questions, I'm going to find out where it is coming from.

Emmett's room? Thats not like him. Wait, scratch that, it is exactly like him to do this. Somebody is with him, I can hear their thoughts.

I have scored big time tonight I don't often find gays who are tall and dark haired.

Argh! disturbing much? I'm going to have to see who that is.

I opened the door very slowly to afraid to have a look.

As I opened the door, I really wished that I hadn't been so nosy.

Emmett with a little man, in a pair of leopard print jocks. To make it worse the little guy was standing in front of a pair of disco lights, with a bubble gun?

Stupid photographic memory. Make it go away. Make it go away.

Emmett turned around, and stared at me with his death glare.

Gary and I are happy go away.

Ohhhh! I have hit the jackpot with this family. Another tall guy but this with gorgeous bronze hair. I have died and gone to heaven.

EWWWWW!!!

"Hi Emmett. You seem to have gotten over Rose pretty quickly. Oh who is you little friend."

"This is Gary, and we are trying to have a party, sooo I would appreciate it if you would go now.

"Oh don't be ridiculous, I'd love it if you stayed. Emmett is this the extremely good looking ex, that you were telling me about?" That voice was really starting to get on my nerves.

Edward go along with this, I have a good thing going on here.

"Why Yes I am."

"Are you single 'cause I would sure be interested."

"GARY! How could you. I thought we would be soul mates."

"I just think that I could do better than you. Say handsome, would you be interested?"

"Actually no. I have a girlfriend."

"What! Now I have no one. Emmett will you take me back? I can do things to you, that this guy never did."

"No we are through. I can't believe that I am having my second Break up for the day."

Oh well, I'll go see that naughty Doctor, that Em introduced me too.

"Bye Emmett"

ohhh God! I better get to Carlisle Fast!

"Look dude, I am gonna find Rose and Beg her to come back!" I wonder if my type of making up, will be an option tonight?

"Gross Em, anyway, we have bigger problems! Your new friend, is going to find Carlisle!!"

" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Thats him..... and before Em could say a thing, we were both running to find Carlisle.

A/N haha thought it was a twist! you gotta love gary though. xoxo Mic and Ebb