Isa: Look!Look!Look!Look who I brought! *Drags Sasuke into the scene*

Naruto: Hey! You can't replace me with that jerk!

Sasuke: *glares* Believe me, I'm not here of my own free will.

Isa: Well, I couldn't find anyone else ^^

Sasuke: You can't just go grabbing people and dragging them into your comments! *Starts toward the door*

Isa: *grabs Sasuke but he ignores her and she's dragged on the ground* Naruto, help me!

Naruto: Yeah right! You were going to replace me with that idiot!

Sasuke; *stops* *glares at Naruto* *goes out the door*

Naruto: Ooh! I'm real scared now, Sasuke glared at me!

Isa: *still getting dragged away* I don't own Naruto!

Naruto, Kiba, and Tobi headed to the Leaf Village hospital. Naruto had conned Tobi into going and Kiba was still curious as to why Tobi was so happy.

"Sakuraaa!" Naruto ran up to Sakura who was standing with Ino in the lobby. She punched him before he could hug her.

Ino went to hug Tobi but Kiba yanked her away.

"First Naruto, now Tobi?" Ino crossed her arms. "Or is it a threesome?"

Kiba let go of Tobi. "Hey! I was just following your stupid rules! I didn't actually want Naruto!" He pointed at Naruto who was on the floor, rubbing a bump on his head. "How could possibly want that?"

"I didn't say that you were supposed to make out with him! I just said 'kiss once'"

"Whatever." Kiba crossed his arms and turned away from her.

"Naruto!" Sakura said angrily. "Why do you have to come bother me while I'm at work?"

"I just wanted to see you."

"Well, I don't want to see you!"

"Well, me, Kiba, and Tobi only came—"

"Tobi?" Sakura noticed Tobi for the first time. "Um, hi . . ." Her cheeks grew red.

"Yo." Tobi gave her a short wave.

"Cool it sister." Ino yanked a lock of Sakura's pink hair. "He's mine."

They began to argue, pulling each other's hair and tossing insults back and forth.

"Oh brother." Kiba rubbed his head and turned to Tobi. "Why can't you act more like a girl?"

Lady Tsunade walked by and saw the commotion. "Ino! Sakura! Get back to work!"

They instantly stopped fighting. "Yes ma'am!" They saluted her and walked off.

"Tobi, I wanted to talk to you." Tsunade said and dragged her away from Naruto and Kiba.

She turned and put her hands on her hips. "We can't allow you to stay in the Leaf Village for very long, since you're not from here."

"Oh." Tobi's face fell.

"But I've been looking into your situation and since you aren't affiliated with another country, you could be adopted."

Tobi looked up, her eyes hopeful. "Really?"

"Yes, but I'm sure the elders won't be happy until you've gone through every possible anti-spy test that they can come up with."

"I'm okay with that."

"I'll contact you later then about what they decide. Where are you staying?"

"With Naruto."

"With Naruto?!" Tsunade looked shocked. "You can't stay with Naruto; you're a young woman!"

"Why not?" The defiant stance that Tobi took reminded Tsunade of Naruto himself. He must be rubbing off on the kid.

"Because 'things' might happen! You have to stay with someone else!"

"Naruto's only interested in Sakura and there's no way I'd ever like him like that—Naruto's my friend!"

"I understand, but you're both teenagers! Why can't you stay with Sakkura or Ino?" Why do I always have to deal with these stubborn brats? Tsunade thought to herself. First Naruto and now Tobi . . .

"Um, that's not going to work . . ."

"Why not?" Tsunade was a little annoyed now.

"They both kind of like me." Tobi nervously fidgeted with her hands, reminding Tsunade of Hinata.

"What?! You're a girl, why would—oh." She took in Tobi's boyish appearance. "Well, if you'd just dress like a girl!"

"But this is comfortable!" Tobi said, taking up the defiant position again.

Why do I enjoy arguing with these kids so much? "You make a cute boy—girls are bound to like you!"

"So? It's not like that's a bad thing." Tobi crossed her arms.

"Are you stupid?" Tsunade grabbed Tobi's ear. "You want girls to like you?"

"No—lemme go!"

Tsunade let go of Tobi's ear. "You know what? I'll adopt you."

"What?" Tobi looked at her in shock, one hand pressed to her ear. That was totally unexpected.

"That way I can keep an eye on you all the time." And you can keep Naruto out of my hair.

"Fine." Tobi crossed her arms. "But I'm not happy about it."

"Me either!" Tsunade turned and headed down a hallway. Why is it that I like these little pests so much? Naruto and now Tobi, what am I going to do?

"So, you're going to be living with Grandma Tsunade? That sucks for you." Naruto said, scuffing the floor with his shoe.

"But now you get to live here in the Leaf Village!" Kiba said.

"What? You get to stay?" They turned and saw Shikamaru standing at the receptionist's desk.

"Yeah, Lady Tsunade's going to adopt me."

"I'm not sure if I should be happy or worried." He said, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Be happy! ^^It means I can see you all the time."

He smiled. "Yeah."

Kiba and Naruto looked at them.

"Oh yeah, you like Shikamaru." Kiba said, remembering when they had played hide-and-seek earlier.

"What?" Naruto was totally lost. "I thought that Shikamaru liked Sakura?"

"No." Shikamaru said. "Never have."

"He was worried about Tobi when he was listening at the door." Kiba explained, realizing Naruto just didn't get it. "That's why he didn't want us holding on to her during the thunderstorm."

"Wait, so that means Neji . . ." Naruto and Kiba both cracked up laughing. "He used Byakugan to look at her underwear! What a perv!"

They were both rolling on the floor laughing. Tobi's cheeks went pink and Shikamaru wrapped an arm around her and glared at the two morons.

Isa: Yeah, maybe bringing Sasuke was a bad idea^^"

Naruto: Tell me about it.

Isa: Oh yeah, I came up with a new story idea! It's about you!

Naruto: Me really?! Wait--is it yaoi?

Isa: Nope! ^^ I came up with it while I was attemoting to sleep last night and you're the only Naruto character i it!

Naruto: Yay! May own story! ^^