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'No! Absolutely NO! I am not renewing my vows looking like a killer whale!' Harry shouted through the bathroom door as Remus and Hermione tried to coax him from the bathroom.

'Harry-cub you don't look like a killer whale,' Remus tried.

'No I don't you're right, I look like a fat penguin!' he wailed as he collapsed into tears.

Hermione sighed from her spot on the couch, she gave Remus a look that clearly said, "I told you so," before she went back to her nails.

'You don't look like a penguin, besides, penguins are adorable, and there are worse things to look like,' Remus tried.

'You're such a bastard Daddy!' Harry shrieked from the bathroom.

'You're right, that was mean I'm sorry Harry,' Remus said after his forehead collided with the wall a few times. 'Harry?' he called again when there was no response.

Hermione looked up in concern because Harry had had a comeback or retort for Remus all afternoon.

'Jamie, Darling, what's wrong?' she called as she pushed Remus out of the way.

A muffled, 'it hurts,' came from the other side.

'Jamie, baby, you have to unlock the door so we can help.' She called back trying to stay calm.

A soft click alerted the pair that the door was open and they rushed in to find Harry clutching his stomach as he sat on the toilet seat in a puddle of clear liquid.

'Oh Merlin's left testicle, Severus is gonna kill someone.' Remus muttered as Hermione rushed to Harry's side.

'When did this happen?' Hermione asked, helping Harry to stand.

'When he called me a penguin,' Harry replied, just as he hissed in pain.

'I didn't call you-' Remus was silenced by a glare from both Harry and Hermione.

'You go get Severus, I'll help Harry get settled,' Hermione said shoving the older man toward to the door. She then conjured a patronus and sent it off to find Poppy.

Remus simply nodded and left. He knocked on the door before opening it to find Draco and Bill watching Severus pace.

Draco straightened Severus tie for the eighth time and Severus growled at the blonde who simple glared at his godfather. Severus batted his hands away as he straightened his immaculate robes. 'Stop touching me and sit down!' Severus snapped at the blonde, who pouted but sat down, his arms crossed over his chest.

'Um, Severus, there seems to have been a slight change of plans.' He announced himself as he moved into the room.

Severus' head snapped up, 'What? Is Harry okay?'

'Yeah I think so I mean his water did just break,' he said unsure how to actually tell Severus that his husband was giving birth.

Severus only stared at Remus for a moment before he blinked and dashed out of the room, Draco, Remus and Bill following him.