Isa: Yay! It's finally finished!!^^

Naruto: I don't really like the ending.

Isa: Deal with it! *throws phone at his head*

Naruto: Aah!

Isa: I don't own Naruto!^^

Naruto: You said my line again!

Naruto knocked on the window, waking Tobi up. She grumbled and pulled the blankets up over her head.

"Get up, lazy!" He banged harder on the window. (They're standing on the wall of the Hokage's mansion.)

Shikamaru walked up next to him and opened the window. "Come on, it's already 12 o clock!"

"Lemme sleep fer two more hours." She mumbled.

Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba climbed into the room.

"Man, you're room's a mess." Kiba said, looking around at all the paper and clothes strewn about the room.

"What are you talking about?" Naruto asked. "It's way cleaner than my room."

"A garbage dump is cleaner than your room." Kiba pointed out.

Shikamaru walked over and yanked the covers off of Tobi. "Come on, sleepyhead. Even I don't sleep this long." He kissed her on the forehead.

Tobi sat up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "Well, I can't sleep with you guys in here."

She stood up and rummaged through a pile of clean laundry laying on the floor. The boys modestly turned their heads as she changed and then the four of them climbed out the window.

"Chouji on a mission?" She asked as she realized their fifth member was missing."

"Yeah, but he should be back later tonight."

The five of them had been inseparable since Tobi had been adopted—that made three months of hell for Tsunade. They had been going about the village causing trouble—playing pranks on people and disrupting work and studying. Tsunade kept saying that she regretted adopting Tobi, but she didn't mean it.

Ino and Sakura had spent two months flirting with Tobi before Shikamaru had gotten sick of it and finally ended it—he had come up when they were fighting over Tobi and kissed him, then said that they couldn't have him. They still think that she's a boy. (ROFLMAO)

The four ran across the rooftops toward the academy—planning to disrupt Iruka's summer classes. Iruka had actually considering hiring someone to keep them away, but he decided that they weren't really hurting anything.

When the students spotted them through the window, they began to beg Iruka to let them go out to recess. He finally gave in with a sigh. Those five! These kids aren't going to learn anything.

The kids all ran outside with Iruka following slowly behind. They surrounded the four and immediately started asking questions. "Where's Chouji?" "Is he on a super hard mission?" "What did you bring us to play with today?"

"Look at this." Kiba held out his hand, revealing a bunch of little firecrackers.

The kids all exclaimed happily and begged him to pass them out.

"What have you delinquents brought today?" Iruka asked.

Kiba hid the fireworks behind his back. "Um, nothing!" He motioned for someone to distract Iruka so the others could run off.

"Tobi," Naruto whispered, "go distract him with your womanly charm."

"What?!" She punched him. "Why don't you do it with your sexy jutsu? Why do I have to do it?"

"'Cause you're a real girl. Iruka-sensei knows my sexy jutsu, it's not going to work on him. Besides, you've got a nice body, you can easily distract him."

"What did I just hear you say?" Shikamaru cracked his knuckles threateningly.

"Nothing! I didn't say anything!"

"Good. Now you go over there and distract him."

"All right!"

Naruto performed his harem jutsu and buried Iruka in naked female Naruto's. Iruka wasn't dazed—he's seen it way too many times. "Naruto!!" He destroyed the clones and then chased the four troublemakers.

"I told you it wouldn't work!" Naruto yelled as they ran.

Isa: I feel like this story drug on and on and on and on. I have to remember NEVER to write on the backs of the pages again!

Naruto: Tree-killer.

Isa: Hey! I'd rather killl half a tree than con myself into thinking that a story is 13 pages long when it's really 26!

Naruto: I guess I would too.

Isa: Why?

Naruto: 'cause then I don't have to hear you whine.

Isa: *punches Naruto* Okay, my faithful readers! Review!!^^ I actually didn't like this story as much as my other ones but I guess other people did, 'cause it's got the most hits and it's on people's favorites.

Thanks for reading!! I've already got new ideas swimming about in my head! So look forward to them!^^