Okay I will be continuing on with the story!!! I know, I know massive applause. Only kidding. I hope my ideas do go completely nuts. Anyway here is chapter 12!!!!! Also thanks to msshawnacullen for reviewing on whether or not I should continue the story. I really appreciate it!!! I completely forgot to say this at the beginning but it is set between New Moon and Eclipse! Enjoy. I promise that this will be funny, hopefully. I don't know if my standeds of funny are as high as yours, but I hope that you like this chapter.
Disclaimer: If I owned twilight do you honestly think that i would be sitting here writing this fanfic? No! I would be rolling around in a pile of money!!!!
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Emmett's POV
Carlisle spent a long time alone with Aro trying to bribe him to let us go.
After he had made the arrangements- the ones that Alice and Edward didn't seem to pleased about- we were free to go.
As we were once again walking through the dark and gloomy halls, Edward stopped.
He turned around to Bella and began to snarl at her.
" Edward! What is the matter?" Esme's voice was laced with confusion and a little bit of fear.
Then we all saw what he was snarling at.
Felix.
Felix had grabbed Bella's arm and spun her around. It looked so vicious that it could have torn her arm off!
Then he kissed her. (A/N don't hate me for this!)
Edward's hands clenched and he pounced.
He cut very swiftly through the air and landed right in front of Felix's and Bella's shocked faces.
"HA HA HA HA!" You couldn't blame me for laughing Bella's face was priceless!
Edward quickly snatched Bella out of Felix's bone white hands. Felix really did not want to let her go.
" CHELSEA!!"
No way! Not that little thing again.
Wait who said that?
Alice was standing there with her hands firmly crossed against her chest.
Chelsea was once again there in a flash.
" Don't you even think about it."
And with that Alice grabbed Jasper by the ear and we all followed her out.
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Jasper's POV
We had made it outside and the moon was the only thing that lit up the cold and dark streets of Volterra.
"Ah, Alice would you mind letting go of my ear and tell me what I was going to do wrong." anger was emanating out of her.
" YOU...HEIDI...GOOD...FRIENDS........REALLY...GOOD...FRIENDS." It sounded as if she needed to catch her breath there in the middle. Not that she would need it.
" Let me guess, help from Chelsea." How did that little thing cause some much trouble with such a simple power.
We had to try and make it back to the hotel pretty quickly so that we could collect our stuff.
After that we rushed to make it to the airport. We managed to get there when the were beginning to stop boarding.
Now all i had to survive through was the 9 hour flight home!
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Emmett's POV
It was time to show all of these rich people and the flight attendants what I was really made of.
I made my way down the cabin until I found one of the female attendants.
" Excuse me mister, you need to sit down while the plane is taking off."
He he he! Get ready for plan that doesn't have a name yet.
" Actually I had to come and talk to you because i wasn't allowed to talk to the pilots."
" Okay sir what is the problem."
" Well there was kind of an accident in the toilet that may or may not have been caused by me."
It was certainly was caused by me! But finding the materials was not so pleasant. I think that I should receive a medal.
" I think that the matter in hand can wait until we are in the air."
I didn't think so, but not that she would listen to me.
I made it back to my seat when I heard the tinkling laugh of Alice. It was coming from behind me.
" Emmett I wouldn't have done that. She is going to explode." Aww why did Edward have to give away the surprise?
" Emmett what have you done?" I love that voice even when she is being nasty. Rosalie.
" It's a surprise. You are going to have to wait to find out just like the rest of the family."
I'm not sure that Rose would approve of what I have done. Of course she will love it at first then afterwards there would be hell to pay.
" Fine just make sure that it is not too bad."
" I can't make any promises!"
I was feeling so excited now. I was practically spewing it up.
" Emmett calm down, your really starting to get on my nerves." Ha Ha! Emo boy can't handle my emotions.
" Really! Am I only just starting to get on your nerves *sob*. I mustn't have been doing as good of a job that I thought i had been. Oh well, I guess that I will have to work on that."
Ha ha, that will teach him to comment on my emotions.
The cabin became pressurised and the plane began to take off.
Yay the plan that doesn't have a name yet will soon be exposed. BWA HA HA HA!!!
After the plane was safely in the air and the seatbelt signal had gone off, the attendant came over to ask me about the " issue".
I once again walked down the cabin to the toilets.
We had to wait a while, because one of the guys was sticking himself with a miscellaneous needle. Poor poor guy!
Also the one that had been "decorated" was currently occupied. I felt sorry for the person that was in there.
They came out gagging and gasping for air.
Whoops!
" The problem is coming from this toilet." Well that was pretty obvious seeing what had just happened.
"I see"
She put her head around the corner and gasped. Well I took that as a compliment.
Smeared all over the walls were human faeces as scientific people would call it. (A/N Faeces is basically just poo!)
The next second, the attendant who seemed quite lovely a second ago, was fuming.
"Do you know who did this?!" she practically screamed at me.
"Yeah like I said before it may or may not have been caused by me."
"I think that you should come with me."
"I don't think so, I'm going back to my first class seat." As soon as I had said that she was quiet. She walked away with her head lowered down.
All I could say was plan well done.
I got back to my seat.
Rose grabbed my hand and "looked me in the eyes and tells me that she loves me, every things alright, when your right here by my side and when you look me in the eyes." Jonas Brothers Rule!!.( A/N in real life i do not think that Jonas Brothers rule. But this is Emmett's mind not mind. I just control it!)
"Emmett, your mind wanders so easily." shut up Edward, I'm trying to enjoy this moment.
" Emmett, I wanted to talk to you."
"What about Rose?"
"I want you and I to become a couple again. I have missed your childish antics."
"Oh I was planning on winning you back. Like arranging the stars to spell your name."
"You did that?!"
"Of course not. I'm just saying that I was thinking about it."
"Oh." I broke her heart. I have to say something to save the day.
"Rosalie, I love you with all of my heart. I would love to be a couple again." She pulled me into a hug, then she kissed me.
Life was good!
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There was Chapter 12. There should be an Update soon. Please review if you like it, or even if you don't like it because i can try and change the story!
XOXO Mic and Ebb
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