I hope you all liked the previous chapter! If not, I will try not to cry. Jokes. This chapter hopefully will be funny and I hope that you like it! I give you chapter 13. Also I think that many of you may have noticed my addiction to exclaimation marks!!!! THEY RULE. DON'T BAG THEM!!!!!
Disclaimer: I have not been currently able to get in touch with the mafia, so Stephanie Meyer still owns Twilight.( I would never do that! I idolise Stephanie Meyer.)
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Edward's POV
Since Emmett and Rosalie had gotten back together, the whole family tried to keep at least a 1 kilometer distance from the house. ( A/n Sorry about using the metric system, I really can't help it!)
We had been staying in one of the many houses that Esme had renovated over the years. This one was near Port Angeles.
It was a classic turn of the century styled home.
Because we had been in Italy it was time that family hunted.
Someone had to stay with Bella while I was gone. Seeing that I couldn't be away from her, she came with Alice for a sleepover. Of course they did have parental guidence.
There was only one person in the house who was not currently hungry. Jasper.
While we were in Italy, he decided that it would be okay for himself if he cheated.
"Bella are you sure you will be okay here with Jasper? I can stay back with you, if you want?""
"Edward, there is a higher chance of you biting me if you don't go. We will be fine. There are plenty of things that we can get up to." Was there a double meaning in that sentence.
I couldn't help but to clench my fist.
"Edward calm down, I was only kidding.""
I quickly calmed down, then I placed her hands in mine and we interlaced our fingers.
"I will be back by tonight. Try not to get up to too much trouble. Promise?"
" Promise. Now go get a mountain lion for me!!"
"Bella you won't find too many mountain lions in this region."
"Edward, you know what I mean. Have fun."
Then I bent down and she kissed me.
It took me a while to realise that Carlisle, Esme and Alice were trying to drag me out.
"Bye Bella. Have fun." I gave her one quick peck on the cheek and made my way out of the house.
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Jasper's POV
Now that Edward was finally gone, it was time for Bella and I to finally have some fun.
"Bella do you have everything ready for truth or Dare yet?" I was excited about this.
"Yeah just give me two more seconds." Man why did humans have to be so slooow?
"Okay I am ready."
I walked around the corner to find the room completely rearranged. All of the furniture had been pushed to the outskirts of the room.
"Bella, truth or dare?"
I was sure that i wasn't going to be surprised by the answer.
"Truth"Bella was so predictable.
"Is it true that when you make a tossed salad, you put the ingredients in, in alphabetical order?"
Bella blushed a deep shade of crimson.
"Yes." Humans are weird. If they are making a tossed salad, what is th point of putting it in alphabetically? It is just going to get tossed anyway. Maybe the should study the meaning of tossed.
"Truth or Dare?" I could hear and feel the embarrassment that was seeping out of her.
"Dare."This should be enjoyable.
"Umm... I dare you to go get Rose's care and give it a chopper styled wheel job. (A/N chopper style is where the back wheels are larger in the back than they are in the front.) Then you are going to paint it with the army camouflage colours and write in big red lettering "Jasper is a tool"."
"Oh it is on little sister. Are you sure that you will be okay here by yourself? No vampires are going to come and steal you?"
"Ha ha ha Jasper. Very funny. I'll be fine." Well she sure knows how to over use sarcasm.
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I left the house and began to run to the danger zone.
When I got back to the house, i went unnoticed.
I pulled out all of the materials that I needed and began.
I could definitely have the potential to become a great artist.
I took one quick picture with my phone and went back to show Bella.
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She was horror stricken when she found out that I had actually gone through with it.
"Rose is going to kill us."
"she will probably just think that it was Emmett. Don't worry so much."
"That isn't a fool proof plan. We have one small problem. Emmett has been with her the whole time."
Just as she had finished her sentence, in came Rose.
If looks could kill Bella would already be dead. Of course it wouldn't work for me seeing that I am already dead.
She began to make a pounce for Bella.
I reacted quickly and stopped her about halfway through the assault.
"Bella run! I think that I can hold her off."
Her legs were pumping as she dashed off and up the stairs.
While I was calming down Rose a loud ripping sound followed by a thud was all that could be heard through the house. Even over Rose's attempted struggles.
We both ran up the stairs and found Bella in a hole in the floor.
She was surrounded by numerous trophies, posters, jewellery and really large items of clothing.
The one thing that connected all of these things was that it was hip hop related.
Not again Emmett.
Rose's moods were varying from, anger to frustration to embarrassment and so on.
It couldn't handle it.
I manipulated her feelings so that she would feel like a human on horse tranquilisers. She was pretty much knocked out she was so calm.
I decided that I should probably help Bella out from the hole she was currently stuck in.
Not all of the posters were actual posters. They were enlarged pictures of Emmett doing Hip Hop.
From the real posters that were hanging up, I could guess that the name of his group was "White Trash".
Once Rosalie got out of her trance Emmett would ave some hell to pay.
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Just before I get started, I wanted to let you all know that Rose and Emmett will still be staying together. I couldn't bear to break them up again. I hoped that you enjoyed this chapter. Remember to REVIEW.
Xoxo Mic and Ebb
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