Yay! New chapter. Denali clan will not be in this chapter because I have gotten another idea. Also from my secret sources * Eyes flicker side to side* ( Jordyn) I have heard that the previous few chapters haven't been as funny and are confusing. I may get around to fixing it aand I will tell you if I do. Depends if my mind wanders really! I hope that you also enjoy this chapter. Has anyone seen the new moon movie poster. I screamed at it! Al though I do love Robert Pattinson, WHY DOES HE TAKE UP MOST OF THE ROOM IN THE POSTER. It isn't about him. Sorry to Robbie lovers, but I had to vent.

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Edward's POV

" Everyone come down stairs." Carlisle voice didn't sound angry. I guess we didn't do anything wrong.

" Come on Bella, let's go."

I helped her to her feet and we began to walk down stairs.

Bella had just been telling me about what she had to endure during her short time alone with Emmett.

We made it down stairs and saw Carlisle and Esme standing next to each other in the living room.

Not a good sign.

" Everyone, Carlisle and I have arranged everything so that we can all spend a day out together... We have decided that it would be appropriate if we took you to the Natural history Museum in Seattle." When Esme said that we all let out a groan. Although Carlisle was polite enough to do itin his head.

" Bella you don't have to come." As soon as Esme had said that a smile stretched across her face.

" Okay then I ..." Sub consciously I put my hand over her mouth. If we were going to suffer through this so was she.

" Mum Bella is part of this family and if it is a family day out she also needs to come." I took my hands off her mouth and she immediatly gave me a greasy look.

" You're so considerate Edward. Bella trust me, you will enjoy yourself." T he look that Bella gave me didn't make me believe she did trust Esme. " Alice, Emmett, Bella and Edward you can all ride in the volvo and the rest of us will go in the Jeep."

Oh No! We were with Emmett!

We got into the car and everything was abnormaly quiet. Could that be a good sign?

I pulled down the drive way and it was still quiet.

It remained this way until we began to get closer to Seattle.

Then all of a sudden there was a weird thumping sound.

We heard it about every five minutes.

Every time we did Emmett's eyes would flicker suspiciously.

I could play with his mind for a little while.

" So guys... What do you think that sound is?"

" I don't know Edward. It sounds like a pig is going under a tyre." Alice seemed to have caught on with what I was talking about, but Bella seemed completely oblivious.

" Alice you know what, I think you're right. Maybe we should pull over and have a look under the car."

Emmett's eyes were moving so fast now the pupils in them weren't even recognisable.

I pulled over to the side of the road.

Emmett jumped out of the car before I got the chance.

He then crawled under the car.

Something unlatched and he was back in front of me.

" Emmett! What is that?!!!!" Emmett was holding a little pink object.

" This is Signore Gibbs! He is my pet pig and he is a vampire." ( A/N Signore Gibbs is the name I have chosen for the pig that I might get for my birthday in June. It is also the name of a box. A very hot box! Gracs!!!!)

" Emmett did you say a vampire?" Confusion shadowed Bella's face.

" Yes. None of you can kill him because he is technically related to me."

"So Emmett your pigheadedness isn't a learnt trait it's genetic." I couldn't help but say that. He wouldn't know that I knew that he bit the stupid pig.

" Edward you are so dumb. I bit it." Esme, Carlisle and Rosalie were not going to approve of this.

" Emmett just pick up the pig and lets go. We don't have time for this."

So once again we were back on the road.

" Emmett can I hold the pig?" Bella was so cute.

" Sure" he handed the pig over and she began to tickle it's stomach.

It licked her on this face.

Something crossed it's eyes and it began to bite Bella.

The tyres stopped with a screech.

Bella isn't ready for this.

I grabbed the pig and snapped it's neck. That should get it out of the way for the moment.

Then I tended to Bella's bites. Stupid pig.

It was easier to suck the venom out a second time. But that still didn't mean that it was easy.

She had fainted so it was good to see her chocolate brow eyes again.

" bella are you oka....."

I couldn't finish my sentence. The pig had come for seconds.

" Alice get rid of this thing. And Emmett if you try to stop her I will do the same thing to you." He slunked back into the trees.

The jeep pulled up beside us and Carlisle jumped out.

" Is she okay?" Carlisle had gone into doctor mode.

" Yeah I think so. Her blood taste clean. I'll get her into the car and we can keep going.

Purple smoke seeped towards the sky and I heard Emmett weeping.

Alice and Emmett came out of the trees. His shoulders were slumped.

Oh well. He'll get over it.

We all got back into the car and continued to Seattle. Again!

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